Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Toon v Rest Of The World!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st July
Mackem Sand-Dancer Back In Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st July
Humiliation For Former Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st July
'A Little Bit Of Stick' For Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st July
Under Fire Toon Keeper Gets Move!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st July
Sir Bobby Robson 1933-2009
- Newcastle United Fri 31st July
Sir Bobby - The Life And Times!
- Newcastle United Fri 31st July
Toon Fans Consortium!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th July
Ashley Was Clueless From The Start!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th July
Is Llambias Pulling Our Plonker?
- Newcastle United Thu 30th July
Keegan Return To Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Thu 30th July
Arabs Give Warm Welcome To Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th July
Former Toon Star Longs For European Days Again!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th July
Ashley Has Had Enough - He Let's The Money-Grabbers Go!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th July
Toon Players Turn On Beye!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th July
The Two Once Mighty Powers Play Out Draw!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th July
McMahon Wolf In Sheep's Clothing?
- Newcastle United Wed 29th July
Fergie Says Owen Is Not A Risk!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th July
Toon To Fall Into Administration?
- Newcastle United Wed 29th July
At Least We Have One Striker Happy!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th July
Mike Ashley - Still Hiding Under The Bed!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th July
More Leeds Fans Than Geordies Tonight?
- Newcastle United Wed 29th July
Let's Get Facts Right - Ashley Kicks Out McMahon Bid!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th July
Martins Growing Very Restless!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th July
Toon Star Says Players Won't Get Quick Exit!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th July
'Shearer Gaff' Referee Set For £57,000?
- Newcastle United Tue 28th July
Hughton Defends Missing Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th July
Shearer Blasts Rob Lee Comments!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th July
Shearer Turns Back The Clock!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th July
Toon Striker Heading To Germany?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th July
Toon Players Hold Crisis Meeting!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th July
Toon v Leeds - How The Mighty Have Fallen!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th July
Mackem Wants Toon To Do Well!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th July
Ashley Out To 'Destroy' Newcastle Before He Goes?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th July
Former Toon Star Puts Himself In The Shop Window!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th July
Ashley Happy To Let Toon Fans Suffer!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th July
Forget Pedro And Gazza - Shearer Is The True Legend!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th July
Respect For Bobby - But Feeling Must Be Shown!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th July
Which Toon Player Is The Mackem After Now?
- Newcastle United Sun 26th July
Come On Ashley - End Hughton's Nightmare!
- Newcastle United Sun 26th July
6-1 - And We Thought It Couldn't Get Any Worse!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th July
Toon Make Change To The New Strip!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th July
FA Set To Turn A Blind Eye To Toon Trouble!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th July
Toon Winger Names His Man!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th July
First It Was Owen - Now Hull Linked With Viduka!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th July
Three People Queue - And They Were In Wrong Queue!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th July
Shearer Set For Match Of The Day?
- Newcastle United Fri 24th July
Toon Could Become Another Leeds Utd!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th July
Hughton Wants To Forget Beye Situation!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th July
Martins No 9 Shortlived?
- Newcastle United Fri 24th July
Shearer Returns - Are You Watching Ashley?
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd July
Novak Got What He Deserved!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd July
Lee Clark Should Know Better!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd July
Does Anyone Take The NUSC Seriously?
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd July
No Beye Deal Until Buyer Moves In!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd July
Toon Fan Gets Banning Order!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd July
Toon Player Says Times Are 'Interesting'!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd July
Next Up - Orient!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd July
Gerrard The New Joey Barton?
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd July
More To Butt's Injury Than Meets The Eye?
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd July
Beye In Police Incident!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd July
Come On Clarky - It Was A Fiendly!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd July
Huddersfield 0 Newcastle Utd 1
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd July
Toon Stars In The Shop Window!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd July
Sven-Goran Eriksson To Join Magpies?
- Newcastle United Tue 21st July
McMahon Says 'Toon Are A Mess'!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st July
Toon v Terriers Tonight!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st July
Hughton To Face West Brom?
- Newcastle United Tue 21st July
Toon Fans Set To Show Ashley Their Feelings!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st July
Bassong Missing Again!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st July
Hammers Told To Wait For Toon Appointment!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st July
Llambias Next On Toon Fans Hit-List!
- Newcastle United Tue 21st July
Toon Army Set For Pitch Invasion?
- Newcastle United Tue 21st July
Warning For Toon As Three Go To Jail!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th July
Former Toon Star Thinking Of His Career - Not Money!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th July
One Game At A Time For Toon's 'Bonding Boys'!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th July
Beye Puts Talk Of Leaving To One Side - To Praise The Fans!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th July
Ashley Gropes With The Figures!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th July
McMahon Playing The Percentage Game By Backing Shearer!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th July
Have Toon Found The New Shay Given?
- Newcastle United Mon 20th July
Rooney Takes A Swipe At The Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th July
Owen Admits He Only Plays Well In A Team Of Winners!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th July
Hull Couldn't Afford WARREN Barton ... Never Mind JOEY Barton!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th July
Thank You Toon - For Lifting The Gloom!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th July
Hey Llambias - Can I Have My Soiled Shreddies Back?
- Newcastle United Sun 19th July
Hughton Plays Down Bassong Omission!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th July
Five Toon Players Break Curfew!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th July
Ashley Wants £30m MORE For Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th July
No Keegan Return!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th July
Ronaldo Keeps A Straight Face As He Praises Owen!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th July
Toon Players Form A Queue But None Will Leave (This Week Anyway)!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th July
Allardyce Told To Hold Fire On Smith Transfer!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th July
Toon Fans - Watch Your Back At Darlo!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th July
Shola Ameobi Gives Kid His Glory!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th July
Kinnear Should Get His Facts Right! He Was A Nightmare!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th July
Ashley Set For Cardboard City!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th July
Allardyce Wants Smith But The Toon To Pay Half His Wages!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th July
Harper: 'No Structure Or Discipline'!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th July
Crocked Martin Misses Darlo Clash!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th July
Hughton Admits Irish Jaunt Was Flattering!
- Newcastle United Thu 16th July
Hartson Undergoes Emergency Neurosurgery!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th July
Another Gutless Spaniard Cannot Stand The Heat At SJP!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th July
Ashley Drags Us Into ANOTHER Week Of Nothingness!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th July
Butt Says Players Are Behind Shearer!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th July
NUFC Statement On Kinnear's Return!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th July
Former Toon Skipper Says 'Worst Is Yet To Come'!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th July
Toon Reserves Win At Ashington!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th July
What Planet Is Joe Kinnear On?
- Newcastle United Wed 15th July
Holland Kicked Into Touch - It's Leyton Orient Now!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th July
Taylor's Move To Chelsea Dashed?
- Newcastle United Tue 14th July
Beye Latest To Want A Move!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th July
Ashley Leaves Shearer In The Dark ... Again!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th July
FA Stop Toon Fans Heading To 'Fight Em On The Beaches'!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th July
FA Should Compensate Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th July
Nolan - Ashley Has No Consideration For The Fans!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th July
Who Is Next Toon Player To Leave The Big Brother House?
- Newcastle United Tue 14th July
Owen Admits He Was A Failure At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th July
Death On His Hands - Now Blair Wants To Put Right Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th July
Barton Wore The Toon Shirt - Ashley Didn't!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th July
Benitez: 'Owen Is Not A Fowler'!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th July
Harper Tells Ashley To Put Us Out Of Our Misery!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th July
He Didn't Play For The Toon - But Our Thoughts Go Out To Hartson!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th July
Don't Fool Yourself - No Toon Fan Is Going To Take Over At SJP!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th July
Kick The Mackems Out!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th July
Viduka Would Have Been At Home In '2 Team' League!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
Brum Check Out Barton In Ireland!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
Late Shown In Ireland Has Magpies Flying Again!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
Taylor To Chelsea RUBBISH!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
McMahon Favourite As Ashley Decides At The End Of The Week!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
Opportunity Knocks For Toon Youngsters!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
Money-Grabbing Owen Still Gets £55,000 A Week From Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
More About McMahon And His 'Strange' Toon U-Turn!
- Newcastle United Sun 12th July
Toon Fans Should Be On Their Guard - Why McMahon U-Turn?
- Newcastle United Sat 11th July
I Bet They Got A Lot Of Sense 'Tapping' Gazza!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th July
Toon Players Told 'Remember Who Who You Play For'!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th July
Rovers Ready For Toon - Let's Hope We Reply!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th July
Another Toon Target Moves On As Ashley Dithers!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th July
Hughton Waits To Be Replaced!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th July
Owen Could Make World Cup - Says Man Utd Star!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th July
Barton To Wear The Black And White Once Again?
- Newcastle United Fri 10th July
Former Toon Star Set To Call It A Day!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th July
Toon Legend Says Owen Is 'Mediocre'!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th July
Toon Legend: 'Shepherd's Heart Is In The Right Place'!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th July
Dabizas Blames Ashley For Toon Mess!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th July
Toon v Shamrock Rovers Close To Sell-Out!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th July
Have Arsenal Even Heard Of Bassong?
- Newcastle United Thu 9th July
No Toon ... But You May Still Be Interested!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th July
Is There Any Truth In Barton Link?
- Newcastle United Thu 9th July
Malaysian Company Snub Toon Offer!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th July
Leeds Say 'No' - Beckford Says 'Yes'!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th July
Bookies Slash Odds On Vialli Becoming Toon Boss!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th July
Ashley Set To Name New Owners Tomorrow?
- Newcastle United Thu 9th July
Shearer Appointment Soon - He Joins In Training Preparations!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th July
Løvenkrands Trains By Himself As Mackems Set To Make A Move!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th July
England must move on from penalty misses - Waddle
- Newcastle United Wed 8th July
Former Toon Striker Heading To Man City?
- Newcastle United Wed 8th July
Toon Players Re-United At St Andrews!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th July
Barton Can Forget Exit To Birmingham!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th July
Has Brown Got His Head Up His Backside?
- Newcastle United Wed 8th July
Malaysians Back In Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th July
Roma Want Gutierrez On Loan!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th July
Gazza Would Have Had The Skill Knocked Out Of Him!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th July
Former Toon Star Off To Birmingham!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th July
Shay Says Toon Fans Can Look To 'Positives'!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th July
Sir Bobby's Geordie Days Remembered!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th July
Beardsley Backs Toon Campaign!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th July
Shepherd Falls By The Wayside As Bids Reach £100m!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th July
Not Good Enough For Toon - But Heading To AC Milan!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th July
Player's 'Revolt' At St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Tue 7th July
Oh Dear - Man Utd Fans Snub Owen!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th July
Allardyce Says 'No' - Souness Says 'Yes'!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th July
Fulham 'Pay As You Play' Offer To Toon Striker!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th July
Kinnear Wants His Toon Job Back!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th July
Owen Jumps Ship Then Tells Toon To Keep The Good Players!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th July
The Longer It Drags On - The More Ashley Suffers!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th July
Shearer Could Be Back On 'Match Of The Day'!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th July
Gutierrez, Martins & Coloccini To Leave!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th July
How Long Will Campbell Wait For Toon Confusion To End?
- Newcastle United Mon 6th July
Win Toon Fairs Cup Book!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th July
Owen Signs But United Fans Have Mixed Opinions!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
How Could Owen Turn Down Hull For Man Utd?
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
Owen's 'Miracle Recovery' - Has He Found God?
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
Everton Tried To Sign Owen!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
Scousers Laughing Their Socks Off At Owen Move!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
Former Toon Boss Back In Business!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
£80m Offer For Newcastle United!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
Would Malaysian Group Snub Shearer?
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
Rivals Crash - Toon Fans Welcome Here!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th July
Toon 'Parasite' On His Way To Man Utd!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd July
Man Utd Replace Ronaldo With Toon Donkey!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd July
Poor Ticket Sales For St James' Park Fixture!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd July
Toon Fans Stranded In Tractor-Land?
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd July
Edgar No Big Loss To Magpies!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd July
'Delegation' Shown Around Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd July
Owen Fears Ronaldo Fate!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd July
Allardyce Warns Man Utd 'Owen Not Worth Risk'!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd July
Barton For Brum?
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd July
Snub For Toon - Campbell Wants 'Stable' Club!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd July
England's World Cup Bid Under Threat Because Of Former Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd July
Ashley Drags Us Into ANOTHER Week Of Nothingness!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd July
Edgar Signs On The Dotted Line!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd July
Barton Shows His Face!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd July
Toon Pave The Way For Mackem Move!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd July
Spiderman Starts The Spanish Evacuation!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd July
Ashley GAGS Toon Players!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd July
Toon's League Campaign Starts Late!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd July
'If You Give Owen A Chance ....'
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July
Hull Conning Their Fans - They Won't Sign Owen!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July
Players Are Back - The Car Boot Sale Begins!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July
Toon Could Be Sold By Christmas!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July
Greeks Don't Want 'Spent Force' Owen!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July
If Westwood Was A Pirate - What The Hell Is Ashley?
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July
Shepherd Is NOT The Answer!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July
Martins Tempted By Stoke?
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July
Mackems Have Bramble On Back-Burner!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st July