Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Former Toon Star - 'Let's Make History'!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th June
Former Toon Coach To Be West Brom Boss?
- Newcastle United Mon 29th June
Champions League Offer For Gutierrez!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th June
Hull Offer For Owen A Publicity Stunt?
- Newcastle United Mon 29th June
Owen Goes Latin?
- Newcastle United Mon 29th June
How Can Toon Players Block Out The Turmoil?
- Newcastle United Mon 29th June
Toon Internationals Given A Holiday!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th June
O'Leary An Option To Shearer?
- Newcastle United Mon 29th June
Tommy 'The Barman' Hails Geordie Ronaldo!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th June
Robbie Elliott 'Moved On' By Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th June
Milner - Not Very Good At Penalties, Is He?
- Newcastle United Sat 27th June
Ashley Drags Us Into ANOTHER Week Of Nothingness!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th June
Shearer Wants Trip To Ireland!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th June
Owen - Two Relegations On The Trot?
- Newcastle United Sat 27th June
Shepherd Took A Gamble But His Intentions Were Genuine!
- Newcastle United Sat 27th June
Oh Dear - A Mag Heading To Mackemland?
- Newcastle United Sat 27th June
Jacko - A Toon Connection!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th June
Mackems Want Toon Backing! Yeah Right!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th June
Stoke Fear Owen's Injury Problems Have Not Gone Away!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th June
Shearer Will NOT Travel To London To Meet Ashley!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th June
Hughton Put In Charge!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th June
Bassong Heading To The Lane?
- Newcastle United Fri 26th June
Toon Defender Heads To Burnley!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th June
Toon Defence In Crisis!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th June
Stoke Switch From Owen To Ashton!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th June
Shearer Called To London As His Patience Runs Out!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th June
Supermac Talks About Ashley's 'Monumental Mistakes'!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th June
Joe Harvey Would Not Have Stood For It!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th June
Mags And Mackems Do NOT Mix - Period!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th June
'Die For The Cause' Stoke Should Forget Heartless Owen!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th June
Toon Winger Signs On The Dotted Line!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th June
Thumbs Up For Away Strip - In Pink Village!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th June
Taylor Tells Ashley - Get Yer Finger Out!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th June
Lovenkrands The Latest To Jump Ship!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th June
Mackems Set To Move As Beye Becomes 'Disillusioned'!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th June
Hull Try To Pressgang Campbell From Toon Grip!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th June
Hull The Latest 'Suckers' Linked With Toon Parasite!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th June
Two Offers On The Table For Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th June
Ashley Brings In Agency To Sell Top Players!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th June
Toon Name Irish Date!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd June
Disney Set To Challenge SKY TV!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd June
Toon Parasite On His Way!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd June
Owen's Reply To Name-Calling - Am A Bovered?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd June
Saints Confirm Keegan Talks!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd June
Steven Taylor Set For U-Tube Appearance?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd June
Xisco Does His Transfer Hopes No Good!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd June
Cacapa Leaves With A Pay-Off!
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd June
Hull Consider Owen But On THEIR Terms!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st June
Former Toon Star For England Job?
- Newcastle United Sun 21st June
Campbell Snubs Hull To Wait For Toon Call!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st June
Keegan Still In The Frame!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st June
Mike Ashley's Worst Nightmare!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st June
Owen Wanted Keegan To Stay!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st June
Mackems Want Toon Stars!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th June
Toon Star Gives Warning - It's Going To Be Tough!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th June
Toon Heading To Jockoland!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th June
Premier League Pull Plug On Setanta!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th June
England Likely To Face Sweden!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th June
Poor Ticket Sales For St James' Park Fixture!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th June
Hughton Prepares For Pre-Season!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th June
Owen Says He Is NOT Injury Prone!
- Newcastle United Sat 20th June
Former Toon Star Leads 'Brilliant' England To Glory!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th June
England Boys 'Doing It' For Taylor!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th June
Allardyce Cannot Afford To Pay Toon Stars At Skint Blackburn!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th June
Shearer Makes His List Of Targets!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th June
Is Ashley Asking For More Money From Sale?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th June
Roy Keane Set To Hijack Shearer Target?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th June
Clarky And Terry Mac Happy To Face The Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th June
Keegan To Get Big Money Backing?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th June
'Fat Boy' Viduka Gets A Dressing Down From Schwarzer!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th June
Bassong Is On His Way Out Of Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th June
Keegan Set For Southampton Talks?
- Newcastle United Thu 18th June
Three Pre-Season Dates!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th June
Burnley Cannot Find Cash For Duff!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th June
Tough Start? Man Utd Or Chelsea Is Tough!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th June
Call To Appoint Shearer NOW!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th June
Toon Defender Set For Birmingham!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th June
Toon A Bigger Draw Than Mackems!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th June
Toon Start Against West Brom!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th June
Wigan Questions Owen's Passion!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th June
Shearer Confirmed As Toon Manager!
- Newcastle United Wed 17th June
Owen The Worst Toon Skipper Ever?
- Newcastle United Wed 17th June
Mackems To Sign Toon Target?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th June
North-East Clubs Draw The Big Boys!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th June
Llambias Will Not Decide On Shearer Future!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th June
Shepherd's Last Ditch Plans To Hijack Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th June
Fixture List Loses Its Sparkle For Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th June
Transfer Speculation Worthless Without A Manager!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th June
Can We Go For A Pint With Ashley!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th June
No Toon Shirts Abroad?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th June
Yanks Favourite To Buy Toon?
- Newcastle United Mon 15th June
Is Ashley THAT Stupid?
- Newcastle United Mon 15th June
What Is The Latest Shearer Situation?
- Newcastle United Mon 15th June
Shearer Gets Backing From Former Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Mon 15th June
Does Owen's Brochure Tell The Facts - Like How He Cost Us £40.5m?
- Newcastle United Sun 14th June
Pennyless Mackem And The Toon Hoax!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th June
Toon Boss Has To Catch The Bus!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th June
Curbishley The Next To Try His Luck At Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sun 14th June
Barton's 'Let's Smack A Teenager' Image Is Worth £675,000!
- Newcastle United Sun 14th June
Will Ashley Copy Sir John Hall And Take The Dosh Without Questions?
- Newcastle United Sun 14th June
Former Toon Star Upsets Fans Over Celtic Quote!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th June
Martins Sticks With No 9!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th June
Juventus Give Toon A History Lesson!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th June
Former Toon Star Named As Manager!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th June
Ashley Considers Shepherd's Bid!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th June
Kinnear Has Left Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th June
Not ONE Pre-Season Fixtures For Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th June
Burnley Can Forget Duff - He's A Blackburn Fan!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th June
Nolan Wants Hull Move!
- Newcastle United Fri 12th June
Butt For Wolves?
- Newcastle United Fri 12th June
Ronaldo Takes His Cheating To Spanish League!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th June
Sky TV Won't Be Putting Dosh Into Setanta's Begging Bowl!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th June
Ashley Wants Proof Of Deal!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th June
Is Beckford Shearer's Type Of Striker?
- Newcastle United Thu 11th June
Bassong Calls Time On Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th June
Shearer Meets Shepherd But Ashley Concerned About Funds!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th June
Not Hughton AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th June
Toon Have One Wealth - Goalkeepers!
- Newcastle United Thu 11th June
Season Tickets Reduced By 9%
- Newcastle United Thu 11th June
Twas On The 9th Of June ...
- Newcastle United Tue 9th June
Toon Legend: 'Give Toon Fans What They Want!'
- Newcastle United Tue 9th June
No Toon Auction!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th June
Quinn: 'Ashley Has The Club In A Shambles'!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th June
The Finger Of Blame Points To One Man!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th June
Ashley Puts Every Player Up For Sale!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th June
Villa Distance Themselves From Owen!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th June
Former Toon Star Gives Up On Celtic!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th June
Spiderman To Do A 'David Ginola'?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th June
Stoke Lead Chase For Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th June
'Toys For Boys' Ashley Bored With The Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th June
Villa Won't Break The Bank To Keep Owen In Band-Aid Plasters!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th June
Would Shearer Appointment 'Put Off' Buyers?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th June
Supermac Warns Worse Is Still To Come!
- Newcastle United Mon 8th June
Keith Harris (And Orville) Report 'Good Signs To Sell Toon'!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th June
Roeder Back In The Frame - Or Set For Snub?
- Newcastle United Sun 7th June
Viduka 'Desperate' For A Club!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th June
Mackems Fighting A Losing Battle With Bassong!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th June
Former Toon Star Rocks Ireland's Boat!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th June
Shearer Is NOT What New Owners Want!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th June
Italians To Throw Owen A Lifeline?
- Newcastle United Sun 7th June
Jose Enrique Sick Of Eating At 'The Greasy Spoon'!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th June
Barton Concerned Shearer Could Dump Him!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th June
Coloccini Looking For Escape Clause!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th June
Bruce Explains Why He Turned Down Toon TWICE!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th June
Of Course Toon Stars Will Stay - Who Will Pay Their High Wages?
- Newcastle United Fri 5th June
Former Toon Star Thought Mags Were Better Than Mackems!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th June
No Regrets From Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th June
Newcastle Must Look At Leeds - And Learn!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th June
More Money In The Bank For Owen!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th June
Beckford For Toon? Rumours Won't Go Away!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th June
Ashley A Laughing Stock Looking For A Quarter Of Fee!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th June
Has Anyone Seen Joe Kinnear?
- Newcastle United Thu 4th June
Toon Looking For A New No 9 Hero!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th June
Rangers Snub For Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th June
Barton To Be First Out Of The Door!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th June
Gazza: 'I Would Have Stayed But Toon Sold Waddle And Pedro'!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th June
Lovenkrands To Stay At Toon?
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd June
Is Duff Still Top Class?
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd June
Has Owen Played His Last England Game?
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd June
Moyes In Talks With Owen?
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd June
Was Xisco The Reason For Keegan's Departure?
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd June
Sir John Hall Should Know Better!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd June
Former Toon Star The Latest To Hit Out At Dennis Wise!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd June
Shearer Does Not Need A Coaching Badge!
- Newcastle United Wed 3rd June
Toon Supporter's Group Want To Be Recognised!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd June
Shearer 'Demands' The Final Straw For Ashley?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd June
Former Toon Star On The Move?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd June
Is There Truth In Omani Offer?
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd June
Ashley Knows Toon Sale Depends On Shearer Being Boss!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd June
Hall Living In The Past Expecting Players To Take Pay Cut!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd June
Ashley To Advice From Idiots!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd June
Villa Interview Cuts It For Former Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd June
Ashley Finally Sees The Light And Packs His Bags!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st June
Strange Noises Coming From Mackemland!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st June
Toon Star Points The Finger Of Blame At 'Certain Players'!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st June
Spurs Set To Swoop For Duff!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st June
Ashley On His Way As Two Parties Show Interest!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st June
A Bid For Scholes? We Haven't Even Got A Manager!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st June
Shearer To Walk Away?
- Newcastle United Mon 1st June
Taylor Pulls Out Of England Squad!
- Newcastle United Mon 1st June