Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Shearer Frustration As Barton Set To See Out Contract!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th May
Toon Defender Had 'An Immense Desire To Cry'!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th May
Moncur Sick Of The Tag Of Last Toon Skipper To Lift Cup!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th May
Kicking Out Players Is One Thing - But Who Replaces Them?
- Newcastle United Sat 30th May
Harper Has Pressure Put On Him!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th May
Lee Backing Ashley - Cos It's Jobs For The Boys?
- Newcastle United Fri 29th May
Bruce On The Backburner If Shearer Says 'No'!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th May
Ashley And Whelan Go To War?
- Newcastle United Fri 29th May
Boy Do We Need To Win Something!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th May
How Can Shearer Put A Price Tag On Bassong?
- Newcastle United Fri 29th May
Owen's Weeky Wages 22 Times That Of Bassong!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th May
Shearer Demands Could Be Too Much For Ashley?
- Newcastle United Fri 29th May
Former Toon Boys Give Tip For New Celtic Boss!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th May
Shearer Seeks The Assurances Keegan Didn't Get!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th May
Calderwood And Hughton To Leave Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th May
Ashley Is Two Years Too Slow Trying To 'Communicate' With Fans!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th May
Toon Star Says Players 'Lacked Belief In Each Other'!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th May
Toon Star: 'We Didn't Build On Win At The Hawthorns'!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th May
Consortium To Buy Newcastle United?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th May
Owen To Everton - If He Drops His Wages By Half?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th May
Ashley Takes The Blame For Toon 'Blunder'!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th May
Viduka Set To Retire?
- Newcastle United Wed 27th May
Former Toon Defender Re-Joins The Premiership!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th May
Duff 'Devastated' By Relegation!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th May
Toon Star Asks 'Why Me'?
- Newcastle United Wed 27th May
Steven Taylor: No-One Died ... But It Seemed Like It!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th May
Llambias Feels Sorry For Ashley - Do YOU?
- Newcastle United Wed 27th May
'Fur Coat & No Knickers' Toon Star Has Argentina As Priority!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th May
Owen Cost £40.5m - The Biggest Waste Of Money In Toon History?
- Newcastle United Tue 26th May
Will Toon Find It Tough In Championship?
- Newcastle United Tue 26th May
Hall Lashes 'Useless' Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th May
Shearer Builds His Rock!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th May
Ashley Wants Shearer - Fans Want Ashley Out!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th May
Coloccini Heading To The Sun?
- Newcastle United Tue 26th May
Anyone Remember Ashley's 'Wow' Signings?
- Newcastle United Tue 26th May
Toon Relegated After Gutless Performance!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
Shearer Eats His Words After Toon Lie Down And Die!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
Take The Hint Ashley - Go Back And Support Spurs!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
Shearer To Stay If Ashley Sells Up?
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
O'Neill Has Sympathy For Shearer!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
Taylor: 'Championship Won't Stop Me Playing For England'!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
Ashley Takes Us Back To The Dark Days!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
Mackem Boss Stand Down!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th May
Team line-ups v Aston Villa
- Newcastle United Sun 24th May
Aston Villa 1 Newcastle United 0
- Newcastle United Sun 24th May
FootyMAD's Aston Villa match preview
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd May
Former Toon Star Prepares For £50m Match!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd May
Shearer Stays Positive!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd May
Ferguson Defends Team Selection!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd May
Toon Team Selection Hit Badly!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd May
Has Bassong Played His Last Game For Toon?
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd May
Shearer: 'We Will Give Fans Something To Shout About'!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd May
Toon Forget About Cash Implications!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd May
Milner: 'I Won't Celebrate If Toon Go Down'!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd May
Don't Rule Out The Mackems Going Down!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
Shearer Set To Leave Newcastle On Monday?
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
No Doubt Who Moncur Wants As Manager!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
Former Toon Star: 'We Are Miles From Success'!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
There's Only One Thing On Gutierrez's Mind!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
Villa Struck By Injuries!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st May
Toon To Sue Man Utd? What Waffle!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th May
Sir Alex Already Playing Mind Games With Us All!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th May
Former Toon Boss Tips His Old Club To Win Something!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th May
No Change At Mackemland If They Go Down!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th May
Carew Spoilt Keegan's Return Party!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th May
Villa Expect Newcastle To 'Throw Caution To The Wind'!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th May
Nerves Are Starting To Show On Tyneside!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th May
The Day Gazza Got His Nuts Sqeezed!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th May
Former Toon Star: 'Shearer And Shepherd Are The Future'!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th May
Toon Can Stay Up Because Others Will Falter!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th May
How Could Toon Win Appeal? Shearer Backed red Card!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th May
Sir Bobby Helping The Toon Cause!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th May
Watch Man Utd's Injuries Increase Before Saturday!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th May
Ashley Could Wipe Away 15 Years Of Progress!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th May
Captain Marvel Owen To Play On With Broken Leg? Yeah Right!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th May
Hibs Goalkeeper Hits Back At Former Toon Defender!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th May
Do We Need To Hit Rock Bottom To Get Ashley Out?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th May
Hull Skipper Says The Pressure Is On The Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th May
The Big Question - How Seriously Is Fergy Taking Hull?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th May
Why Should Toon Fear Villa - They Are Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th May
Shearer Says He Took A Gamble With Three At The Back!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th May
Owen For Man Utd, Arsenal Or Chelsea?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th May
D-Day At The Villa!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th May
Shearer Blaming The Referee Is The Easy Way Out!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th May
Shearer: 'It's Out Of Our Hands Now'!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th May
Toon As Good As Man Utd - Then Ashley Started Tinkering!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th May
Fulham Boss: Toon Deserve Better Than This!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th May
Toon Have Played Hull Four Times And Not Won Once!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th May
Defeat At Villa Would Cost Ashley £50m!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th May
West Brom And Boro Bite The Dust - One Place Left!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th May
Former Toon Star Rubs Salt In The Wound!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th May
Allardyce Helps Hull's Relegation Fight!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th May
Best Atmosphere At St James' Park In Two Years!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th May
Bramble To Get England Call Up?
- Newcastle United Sat 16th May
Enrique Misses The Cut!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th May
Barton Has Played His Last Game For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th May
Former Toon Star Goes From Scrapheap To Premiership!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th May
Can Newcastle Bank On 'One Of Their Own'?
- Newcastle United Sat 16th May
Team line-ups v Fulham
- Newcastle United Sat 16th May
Newcastle United 0 Fulham 1
- Newcastle United Sat 16th May
FootyMAD's Fulham match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 15th May
Owen 'Quit' Some Time Ago!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th May
Pressure On Toon But Not Fulham?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th May
Shearer 'Knows' Owen Is On His Way!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th May
St James' Park To Host World Cup?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th May
Charlton: 'There Will Be Many Twists In Last Two Games'!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th May
Smith Could Return For Fulham Fixture!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th May
Viduka Set For 'Same Again'?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th May
Toon Star Says Don't Count Those Chickens Just Yet!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th May
Viduka Clings Onto Hope He Can Stay At Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th May
Winger Open To Offers From Newcastle (Or Anyone Else)!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th May
There Is Only One Way To Play Martins!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th May
Tears As Toon Legend Returns To St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Thu 14th May
Own Goal Did't Dent Geordie Faith!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th May
Toon Waiting For The 'Fat Slapper' To Sing!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th May
Viduka And Owen Set For Toon Repeat?
- Newcastle United Thu 14th May
He Turned Down Man Utd (Twice) But Not Liverpool!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th May
Shearer Fan Tells Of Impact!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th May
Premier League Could Force Clubs To Sell Best Players!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th May
Nolan Hits The Right Note At Last!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th May
Toon Hang Onto Northumberland Senior Cup!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th May
Taylor The New Ned Kelly?
- Newcastle United Wed 13th May
'Hit And Hope' Goal Sank The Smogs!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th May
Owen A Nobody In A Game Made For A Hero!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th May
Shearer Has Sympathy For Boro!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th May
Toon Win 'Demolition Derby'!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th May
Shearer: 'It Was One Of The Great Nights'!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th May
Shearer - We've Won The Battle But Not The War!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th May
Shearer Gives Coloccini A Reality Check!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th May
Southgate Blames Others For Boro's Relegation (Again)!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th May
Mirandinha's Timing Could Have Been Better!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th May
Duff Showed Downing For What He Really Is - A Nobody!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th May
Shearer Is Still A Winner!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th May
As Close To A Keegan Rant As We Can Expect!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th May
The Mackem Cemetery!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th May
Celtic For Owen? They Couldn't Afford His Dinner Money!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th May
God Is One Of Us!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th May
Coloccini Says HE Has Played Well - The Team HASN'T!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th May
Toon Fixture Changes A Disadvantage To Toon?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th May
Police Expect Trouble From Mackems During Tyne-Tees Derby!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th May
Team line-ups v Middlesbrough
- Newcastle United Mon 11th May
Newcastle United 3 Middlesbrough 1
- Newcastle United Mon 11th May
FootyMAD's Middlesbrough match preview
- Newcastle United Sun 10th May
Thank You Stoke - The Geordies Owe You One!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th May
Barton 'Determined' To Return To Training!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th May
Harper Record Not Good But Was Shay Any Better?
- Newcastle United Sun 10th May
Martins: No Need To Get Depressed!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th May
Will Viduka Return To Haunt Smogs?
- Newcastle United Sun 10th May
Sir Les Is Well Wide Of The Mark!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th May
How Can We Miss A Player Who Hasn't Played All Season?
- Newcastle United Sun 10th May
Boro Game Bigger Than The Next Two?
- Newcastle United Sun 10th May
Dowie: 'Boro Game Will Be Wonderful Spectacle'!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th May
He Could Have Been A Legend But Owen Will Never Be A Geordie!
- Newcastle United Sat 9th May
Shearer Knows The Sands Of Time Are Running Out!
- Newcastle United Sat 9th May
Toon Defender Sets The Target - Seven From Nine!
- Newcastle United Sat 9th May
Mags And Boro - Only Three Wins In 40 Games!
- Newcastle United Sat 9th May
Shearer To Snub Four Year Contract?
- Newcastle United Sat 9th May
Shearer Says 'The Dog Can Wait'!
- Newcastle United Sat 9th May
Rules For Man Utd - Rules For Everyone Else?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th May
Is Megson Right In The Head?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th May
Shearer Makes Only One Change!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th May
Smith Gives Shearer A Headache!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th May
Who's Right - Shearer Or Sir Bobby?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th May
Lovenkrands NOT Having An 'Enjoyable' Time!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th May
Ten Times Bigger Than The Play-Off With Mackems?
- Newcastle United Fri 8th May
Faye Can Be Key To Toon Safety!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th May
Toon Stars To Be Honoured!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th May
Toon 'Still In Touch' With Reality!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th May
Can Toon Players Do Their Talking On The Pitch?
- Newcastle United Thu 7th May
Shearer: Barton Is History - We Have A Job To Do!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th May
Has Shearer Stumbled Upon A Winning Formula?
- Newcastle United Thu 7th May
Hull Boss: 'Saturday Is Do Or Die If We Want To Stay Above Toon'!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th May
Not Ashley's Fault This Time - Keegan's Big Mistake!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th May
Former Toon Skipper Points Finger At Big Sam!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th May
He's Yours Allardyce - Take Him!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th May
Supermac Had Barton Sussed From Day One!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th May
Former Toon Star Expected Relegation Fight!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th May
Smogs Are No Push Over At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th May
Beye: Shearer Would Attract Big Name Players!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th May
Shearer: 'Toon And Boro Are In A Hole'!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th May
Carew Gives Toon A Life-line!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th May
Toon Suspend Barton After Major Bust Up!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th May
You're Not Fighting Kids Now Barton!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th May
Jonas - The Manager Must Decide!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th May
Is Shearer Lacking Tactically?
- Newcastle United Tue 5th May
Waddle Warns Shearer He's In 'Last Chance Saloon'!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th May
Keane The 'Sniper' Aims At Mackems!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th May
The Tyne-Tees Showdown!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th May
If Only Barton Had A Brain Cell!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th May
Shearer Faces The Music!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th May
Kop Taunts For Toon Boss!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th May
Newcastle United latest
- Newcastle United Mon 4th May
The Mackems Keep Our Hopes Alive!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th May
Robson Says Ashley Was Out Of Touch!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th May
Fat Boy Was Never Going To Break Reds!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th May
Toon Players Banking On Others For Help!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th May
Toon Star Explains Shearer's System!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th May
Big Sam Staying Put!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
Liverpool Like Newcastle - Won NOWT This Season!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
We No The Feeling Oba - We're Sad Too!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
Who Gets The Axe?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
Liverpool Won't Take Owen - Even On A Free!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
The Toon And Those 'Strong Links'?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
Owen To Go Out With A Wimper?
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
Shearer Hails Torres The Best In The World!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
Team line-ups v Liverpool
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
Liverpool 3 Newcastle United 0
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd May
FootyMAD's Liverpool match preview
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd May
Shearer Says Toon/Liverpool Match Was 'X' Rated Viewing!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd May
Shearer Tight-Lipped On Barton Selection!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd May
Shearer Drops Owen?
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd May
Toon Boss Facing The 'Impossible Task'?
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd May
Liverpool And Newcastle 'Brothers In Arms'!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd May
Newcastle To Send Hull Down!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st May
Benitez Wants Reds To Put Toon To The Sword!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st May
Owen Will Be An Everton Player In The Summer!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st May
What Has Happened To The Geordie Bastion Of Football?
- Newcastle United Fri 1st May
The Game That Had Shay Given Pack His Bags!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st May
Sir Bobby Says Rooney Still Has A Red Mist In His Eyes!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st May
Shepherd: 'The Toon MUST Stay Up'!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st May