Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Guthrie: 'Fans Are As Frustrated As The Players'!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th April
How Can Shearer 'Assure' Players When He Won't Be Boss?
- Newcastle United Thu 30th April
Toon Stump Up Extra For Spiderman!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th April
Has Toon Star Come Down With Swine Flu?
- Newcastle United Thu 30th April
Smith Gets The Nod From Shearer!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th April
Shearer Plans To Stop Gerrard!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th April
Will Owen Have An England Future After Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Thu 30th April
Liverpool Lift Ban On Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Thu 30th April
Shearer Concern Over Gutierrez' And Enrique!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th April
Owen Says He Can Save Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th April
Ashley - Shrewd Businessman Or Rubbish Owner?
- Newcastle United Wed 29th April
Toon Defender Says Pompey Result Was A Body Blow!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th April
Passion And Fight? Is Shearer Kidding Himself?
- Newcastle United Wed 29th April
Toon Fans - Look Away Now!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th April
Shearer's Fondness For The Kop!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th April
Toon Go To Fortress Anfield!
- Newcastle United Wed 29th April
Pompey Penalty Claims!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th April
Another Gutless Display From Toon 'Captain Marvel'!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th April
Out-Thought Out-Fought ... But Toon Luck Could Be In!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th April
How Many Points To Keep Geordies Up?
- Newcastle United Tue 28th April
Shearer Has No Mates On MOTD!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th April
Shepherd Bids To Return!
- Newcastle United Tue 28th April
Shearer Blast At MOTD Colleagues!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th April
Hart Says Toon Players Should Follow Shearer Lead!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th April
Newcastle Miss Out ... Again!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th April
Should Beye Be Toon Captain?
- Newcastle United Mon 27th April
Owen Says Shearer 'Has Brought New Lease Of Life'!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th April
Toon Get £5m Bill They Weren't Expecting!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th April
Toon Defender Insists: 'We Have Quality'!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th April
Former Toon Star Says Newcastle Could Do A Leeds!
- Newcastle United Mon 27th April
Team line-ups v Portsmouth
- Newcastle United Mon 27th April
Newcastle United 0 Portsmouth 0
- Newcastle United Mon 27th April
FootyMAD's Portsmouth match preview
- Newcastle United Sun 26th April
Former Toon Boss Says Old Firm Should Stay In Scotland!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th April
Big Sam Blasts Former Mackem For Man Utd Outburst!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th April
Viduka To Prove He Is Fit To Wear The Shirt?
- Newcastle United Sat 25th April
Sir Bobby Wants Another Crack At The Germans!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th April
Shearer: 'Nine Points Will Save Us'!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th April
Toon Boss's Omen To Beat Pompey!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th April
Owen: 'Goal Stats Are Rubbish'!
- Newcastle United Sat 25th April
Shearer 'Good Dialogue' With Ashley?
- Newcastle United Sat 25th April
Shearer At Sam Jacks - A Warning For The Future!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th April
Shearer: 'Barton Has Given Me No Trouble'!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th April
Shearer: 'What Do We Want On Monday?'
- Newcastle United Fri 24th April
Toon Need A David Kelly To Shoot Down Pompey!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th April
Owen's Last Chance To Go Down In Toon History!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th April
Mackems Get Off With Ban After Derby Day Trouble!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th April
Martins Operation Put On Hold!
- Newcastle United Fri 24th April
Shearer 'Not Interested' In Roy Keane!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd April
The New Marcelino Tells Us He's Ready For The Fight!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd April
Let's Hear That Geordie Roar!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd April
Geordie Boy To Miss 'Biggest Match Of The Season'!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd April
Shearer Won't Enjoy Job Until He Reaches Safety!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd April
Shearer Has Re-Think - Spurs Wasn't That Important!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd April
Toon Legend Says Players Have To Be Like 'Warriors'!
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd April
Has Shearer 'The Bottle' To Drop Owen?
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd April
Toon Star Fined £61.20!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd April
Shearer Boost!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd April
Shearer Ponders Smith's Inclusion!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd April
Pompey Still Giving Toon Fans Nightmares!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd April
Premiership Can Live Without Celtic!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd April
Liverpool Have Their Own 'Geordie' Torment!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd April
Shearer Will Be On MOTD - But Will Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd April
Newcastle Display New Strip!
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd April
Shearer Struggles To Find Right Formation!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th April
Enrique Could Face Pompey!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th April
Woodgate: 'Owen Will Be Key To Toon Safety'!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th April
Will Gutierrez Find His Knickers?
- Newcastle United Mon 20th April
D-Day For Taylor!
- Newcastle United Mon 20th April
Dalglish Choice Between Liverpool And Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 20th April
Hull Or Newcastle For Drop?
- Newcastle United Mon 20th April
Team line-ups v Tottenham Hotspur
- Newcastle United Sun 19th April
Toon's £21m Boot Sale!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th April
Shearer To Get £10m!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th April
Ashley Has Full Confidence In Shearer!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th April
Owen Wilts At The Feet Of Capello!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th April
A Weekend To Forget For Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th April
Half-Hearted Toon Performance Deserved Nothing!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th April
Shearer To Stay If Dalglish Becomes Right-Hand Man?
- Newcastle United Sun 19th April
Shearer Grasping At Straws!
- Newcastle United Sun 19th April
Tottenham Hotspur 1 Newcastle United 0
- Newcastle United Sun 19th April
FootyMAD's Tottenham Hotspur match preview
- Newcastle United Sat 18th April
Viduka Could Wear The Black & White Again!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th April
Shearer Plays Waiting Game!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th April
Shearer Backs Owen To Have A Big Day!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th April
One Boss At Man Utd - Ten At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th April
Redknapp No Geordie Regrets!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th April
Woodgate Praise For Redknapp - And Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 17th April
Dowie Puts The Record Straight!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th April
Dowie: 'We Never Said There Was No Injury'!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th April
Beattie Set For 'Phantom Of The Opera'!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th April
Given Says Ashley Made His Move Too Late!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th April
Former Toon Star Could Miss Out On Wembley!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th April
Toughest Weekend Of The Season For Toon?
- Newcastle United Wed 15th April
Toon Fans Would Back Ketsbaia For Hot Seat!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th April
Geordie Respect For Hillsborough Victims!
- Newcastle United Wed 15th April
Toon Star Looking To Dump Mackems Out Of Premiership!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th April
Martins Had Toon Interests At Heart!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th April
Shearer Won't Look At Any Birth Certificates!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th April
Shearer Shows Faith In Young Defender!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th April
Toon's Sunday Date With Destiny!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th April
White Hart Lane Holds No Fear For Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 14th April
If You Don't Want To Play - Get Oooot Of Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th April
Shearer Points The Finger At Ashley!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th April
Shearer Could Stay On At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th April
Shearer: 'No Geordie Pressure On Youngster'!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th April
Toon Happy To Scrape A Point!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th April
Toon Players Starting To Believe?
- Newcastle United Mon 13th April
Stoke Couldn't 'Kill Off' Toon Spirit!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th April
Martins Antics A Disgrace!
- Newcastle United Mon 13th April
Newcastle - Do We Stand Or Fall?
- Newcastle United Mon 13th April
Martins The Key To Safety?
- Newcastle United Sat 11th April
Butt Says Shearer Appointment Has Boosted The Club!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th April
Shearer Says Ignore The Fixture List!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th April
Bassong May Get The Call At Stoke!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th April
Stoke Boss Fears Shearer Backlash!
- Newcastle United Sat 11th April
Shearer's Biggest Achievement?
- Newcastle United Sat 11th April
Team line-ups v Stoke City
- Newcastle United Sat 11th April
Stoke City 1 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Sat 11th April
FootyMAD's Stoke City match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 10th April
Former Toon Star: 'I'll Clean Their Boots'!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th April
Kinnear Update!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th April
Toon Star Absolves The Blame On Chelsea Winger!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th April
Toon Star Misses Crunch Fixture!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th April
Shearer 'Monitors' Viduka!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th April
Shearer: 'Stoke Will Be As Tough As Chelsea'
- Newcastle United Thu 9th April
Toon Players 'Loved' The Open Training Session!
- Newcastle United Thu 9th April
Shearer Tactics Don't Add Up!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th April
Former Toon Star Says He Is 'Sad' To See The Mess We Are In!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th April
It's Not Quite The 'New Page' Llambias Predicts!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th April
The Day Owen Rocked The Potters!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th April
Macari: 'Newcastle Are Awful'!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th April
Stoke City's Years Of Hurt!
- Newcastle United Wed 8th April
Carroll Shows Shearer The Way To Safety?
- Newcastle United Tue 7th April
Guthrie Limps Off In Reserve Fixture!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th April
Cheers As Shearer Hits The Back Of The Net!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th April
Is Carroll The Man We Need?
- Newcastle United Tue 7th April
Toon Striker Coming In From The Cold?
- Newcastle United Tue 7th April
Shearer 'Thank You' To Fans!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th April
Toon Fans On The Road To Britannia Stadium!
- Newcastle United Tue 7th April
Toon Fans Sick Of 'Empty Words' From Players?
- Newcastle United Mon 6th April
Stoke Game Just Got 'Huger'!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th April
Anyone Got An 'A To Z' Of Newcastle For Dowie?
- Newcastle United Mon 6th April
Shearer Takes In Reserve Fixture!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th April
Beye And Shearer Remember 2004!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th April
Coloccini Must Be Taken Out Of The Firing Line!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th April
Merson: 'Toon Defenders Will Take Them Down!'
- Newcastle United Mon 6th April
Free Day At St James' Park Tomorrow!
- Newcastle United Mon 6th April
Newcastle United The Poisoned Chalice?
- Newcastle United Sun 5th April
Shearer: 'I'll Back On MOTD Next Season!'
- Newcastle United Sun 5th April
Hansen: 'Shearer Knows He Is In Dire Straits'!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th April
James Questions Shearer's Intentions!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th April
Shearer: 'I'd Turn Back The Clock'!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th April
Hiddink: 'Newcastle Can Stay Up'!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th April
Lovenkrands Latest!
- Newcastle United Sun 5th April
Stoke Boss Hits Out At Ashley's Plan To Turn Toon Cockney!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th April
Barnes: 'Shearer Has Lifted The Gloom'!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th April
Gazza Says Players Will Rise To Shearer's Appoinment!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th April
Hiddink: 'Good Players Don't Always Make Good Managers'!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th April
Allardyce Says Shearer Is A 'Short Term Fix'!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th April
Wenger: 'Newcastle Don't Need Shearer - They Need A Magician'!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th April
Man Utd Skipper Takes A Swipe At Shearer!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th April
Owen: 'Shearer Has Given Us A Buzz'!
- Newcastle United Sat 4th April
Team line-ups v Chelsea
- Newcastle United Sat 4th April
Newcastle United 0 Chelsea 2
- Newcastle United Sat 4th April
FootyMAD's Chelsea match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd April
Shearer: 'It's Not About Me!'
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd April
Shearer: 'Eight Games Then I Walk Away!'
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd April
Shearer: 'I'll Be Cheering From The Stands Next Season'!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd April
Shearer Makes His Churchill Speech!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd April
'Culture Shock' Warning To Shearer!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd April
Watch Them All Jump Off The Treatment Table For Shearer!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd April
What Is Kinnear's Toon Future?
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd April
Should We Blame Wise? Ashley Appointed Him!
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd April
Dowie In - Hughton Edged Out Of The Way!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd April
Lampard Tips Shearer To Succeed At Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd April
England Skipper Wants To 'Upset' Shearer!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd April
Wise Leaves Back The Back Door!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd April
Wise Will Return To Management 'Soon'!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd April
Shearer Arrives Bright And Early!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd April
Kinnear Team Selection? Not Anymore!
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd April
Shearer Back To Save The Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st April
Shearer Lays Down The Law To Ashley!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st April
He's Tried Keegan - Now Shearer - Will Ashley Blow It Again?
- Newcastle United Wed 1st April
Owen And Shearer? Interesting!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st April
Shearer Is Back - The World Is A Brighter Place!
- Newcastle United Wed 1st April