Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Owen Gets Backing From Chelsea Star!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st March
Ashley Moves Kinnear Aside To Bring In New Boss!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st March
Ashley Will Continue With 'Puppet' Manager!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st March
The Day Bramble Sent Chelsea Home Pointless!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st March
Duff Hamstring Scare!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st March
Owen Told 'Newcastle Comes Before England'!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st March
Hughton Checks On Walking Wounded!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st March
Toon Reserves Hold Mancs To Draw!
- Newcastle United Tue 31st March
Who Is Toon Boss - Kinnear Or Hughton?
- Newcastle United Mon 30th March
Owen Is Not Part Of England History - Allegedly!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th March
Ten Points Deduction For Toon?
- Newcastle United Mon 30th March
Guthrie Points The Blame At The Players!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th March
Kinnear Position In Question!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th March
Hughton: 'We Need Your Support'!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th March
Don't Rule Out Bruce To Become Toon Boss!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th March
Don't Hold Your Breath Waiting For Viduka!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th March
Cacapa Ready For Return?
- Newcastle United Fri 27th March
Toon Youngster Signs For Donny!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th March
Duff Injury Latest!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th March
Ashley Still Won't Comment Despite Whelan Jibe!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th March
Hands Up Who Wants To Take A Penalty!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th March
Pedro Is Back On The Field!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th March
Have Boro And Albion Already Hit The Drop?
- Newcastle United Fri 27th March
Bookies Predict Championship Football For North-East!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th March
Former Toon Star Influenced By Clough!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th March
Allardyce Only Knows One Way - Long Ball!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th March
Toon Set For Two Signings!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th March
Barton And Cattermole - The Kray Twins?
- Newcastle United Thu 26th March
Whelan Takes Another Broadside Swipe At Ashley!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th March
How Do We Get Ashley OUT? Give Us A Clue!
- Newcastle United Thu 26th March
Hughton Still Has Backing (Apparently)!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th March
Toon Midfielder Has Been 'Headbutting Walls'!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th March
Relegation Line The Defining Moment For Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th March
Toon Insider Claims Ashley Will Stick With The 'Titanic Kid'!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th March
Ashley Bans 'Mr Newcastle' From St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th March
Mick Quinn Points The Finger!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th March
Jonas And Cristiano Ronaldo Neck And Neck!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th March
Former Toon Winger 'Humiliated'!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th March
Taylor Pulls Out Of Squad!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th March
Rob Lee Is Wide Of The Mark With 38 Pts!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th March
Toon To Bring Back Brazilian Misfit?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th March
Coach Admits Getting 'Fat Boy' Fit Is A Task And A Half!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th March
Report Claims: 'Ashley Could Sell Newcastle Tomorrow'!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th March
Toon Players Want Venables!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th March
Shearer Will Help Us Rise Again!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd March
Taylor And Bassong Miss Chelsea Fixture!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd March
Are Newcastle Playing On A 'Level Playing Field'?
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd March
Salvation In Our Own Hands?
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd March
Keegan Warned Ashley About Armageddon!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd March
'Insomnia' Wants To Forget About Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd March
Who Dropped Owen - Hughton Of Kinnear?
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd March
Wenger Backs Toon In Escape Bid!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd March
Ashley's First Steps To Getting Venables?
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd March
Time For The Spurs Rat-Pack To Get Oooot Of Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd March
Wenger Says Penalty Save Changed The Game!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd March
Arsenal Striker Says Toon Put Up A Fight!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd March
Toon Face Meltdown?
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd March
Hughton Says Toon Fans Should Take Heart!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd March
Ashley Set For 'Name Your Price' Offer To Venables?
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd March
A Black Day For Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd March
'No Knickers' Jonas Ready To Strike?
- Newcastle United Sat 21st March
Has Bramble Got The Last Laugh?
- Newcastle United Sat 21st March
Big Sam Says Toon Must Act On New Manager!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st March
Nolan Back In The Frame!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st March
Hughton Does Not Want To Add To Kinnear's Problems!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st March
Toon Player Gives Warning To Ashley!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st March
Van Persie Did The Damage Last August!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st March
Arsenal No Incentive To Hughton!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st March
Team line-ups v Arsenal
- Newcastle United Sat 21st March
Newcastle United 1 Arsenal 3
- Newcastle United Sat 21st March
FootyMAD's Arsenal match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 20th March
Shay Given Makes His Own Luck In Quest For Medal!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th March
Kinnear Doesn't Feel Bitter!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th March
Gazza's Biggest Mistake - Snubbing Man Utd!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th March
Guess Who Wants The Toon Job!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th March
Does Ameobi Deserve Better?
- Newcastle United Fri 20th March
Kinnear And That Three Year Contract!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th March
Verdict On Kinnear's KC Spat!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th March
Fabregas 'Should Have Knocked Out Horton' - THE VIDEO!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th March
Houghton: 'We Won't Go At Arsenal 100mph'!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th March
Come On Beardsley - Sniff The Glove!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th March
Barton Looking At Five Games!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th March
Did Playing For England Ruin Owen's Career?
- Newcastle United Thu 19th March
Hughton Looking To Follow Keegan's Lead!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th March
Hughton Praises Defender's Professional Attitude!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th March
Fear Factor Hitting Toon Players!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th March
Nolan Still Doesn't Know The REAL Michael Owen!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th March
Former Toon Skipper Says 'Bring In Chubby Brown'!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th March
Toon Star 'All Fur Coat And No Knickers'?
- Newcastle United Wed 18th March
Butt Unhappy With Toon Management Fiasco!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th March
Ashley's Legacy - Putting NUFC In A Mess And Disappearing!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th March
Arsenal Not That Clever At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th March
Suddick Dies Aged 64!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th March
West Brom Down And Out - Two Places For Us To Avoid!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th March
Toon Defender Faces Up To The Facts!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th March
Is Hughton Even MORE Boring Than Roeder?
- Newcastle United Tue 17th March
More Concern For Toon Legend!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th March
Hughton: 'Moving Up A Place Was Pleasing'!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th March
Toon Warning To Those Who Cancel Their Season Tickets!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th March
You Can Guarantee The Weird And The Wonderful From Sunday Sun!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th March
Four Games And Still Hull Haven't Heard Of Oba Martins!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th March
Kinnear Scare Was Only A Chest Cold!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th March
Mackems Picked On The Wrong Boy!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th March
Taylor Slams Tactics!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th March
Hughton Going With 'Plan B'!
- Newcastle United Mon 16th March
Hughton Finds The Man To Save The Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th March
No Kinnear - But His Long-Ball Game Continues To Frustrate!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th March
You Won't Find Owen Kissing His Toon Badge!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th March
Brown Gives Hughton A Maths Lesson!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th March
Hughton: 'Hull Is A Difficult Place To Go'!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th March
Team line-ups v Hull City
- Newcastle United Sat 14th March
Hull City 1 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Sat 14th March
FootyMAD's Hull City match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 13th March
Owen Back To Skipper Toon To Safety?
- Newcastle United Fri 13th March
Bougherra Happy To Stay In Mickey Mouse League!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th March
Former Toon Coach Warns Us Of Leeds Disaster!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th March
Houghton Says Kinnear Is Still Pulling The Strings!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th March
Butt Says Hawthorns Proved A False Dawn!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th March
End Of The Road For Viduka!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th March
Hughton Questions Why He Fails To Motivate The Players!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th March
Brown Low-Key Build Up Could Favour Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th March
Ashley Will NOT Replace Hughton Even If We Lose At Hull!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th March
Toon Striker Happy To Go On Loan!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th March
Ashley In The Soup Kitchen!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th March
Not ANOTHER Change Of Direction For NUSC!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th March
Toon Fans Remember 'Dodgy' Roma!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th March
Big Sam Turning The Screw As Toon Walk On The Brink!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th March
Former Toon Star Says We Are Best In The World!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th March
KC Bigger Than Wembley? Who Would Have Believed It?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th March
Toon Fans Backing Fulham!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th March
Llambias Doesn't Want Joe Getting Excited!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th March
Arsenal £10m Bid For Bassong!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th March
Owen Set For Last Ten Games In Toon Shirt!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th March
Hughton: 'A Win At Hull Would Change Our Season'!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th March
Is Anyone (Other Than Us) Sick Of Getting Spurs Rejects?
- Newcastle United Wed 11th March
Former Toon Star Tips Magpies To Stay Up!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th March
Hull Show Their Fighting Spirit!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th March
KC Stadium The Success Darlo Craved For!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th March
'Boring' Calderwood Frightens The Life Out Of Me!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th March
Hughton A Bit Slow On The Uptake!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th March
Hull And Toon Too Frightened To Lose?
- Newcastle United Tue 10th March
Kinnear Books A Seat In The Stands At Stoke!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th March
Toon Still Working In 'Mysterious Ways' With Transfers!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th March
Is Bassong The New Charlie Insomnia?
- Newcastle United Tue 10th March
Hughton Happy To Have 'Jack Of All Trades' Back Onboard!
- Newcastle United Tue 10th March
Harper Still Battling The Shay Given Legacy!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th March
Kinnear Names The Date!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th March
Taylor A Wanted Man!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th March
Coloccini Looking At Life Away From Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th March
Toon Star With That 1970's Scouse Look!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th March
Socceroos Test The Water With Viduka Call Up
- Newcastle United Mon 9th March
Is Ferguson Picking The Toon Team?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th March
Former Liverpool Star's Astonishing Attack On Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th March
Ferguson Wanted More Action Taken Against Taylor!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th March
Bassong Would Review Situation If Toon Go Down!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th March
Van Der Sar's Sucker Punch Had Toon Fans Laughing!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th March
Taylor Was Right To Give 'Arrogant' Ronaldo A Slap!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th March
Guess Which Toon Player Is Injured AGAIN?
- Newcastle United Fri 6th March
Smith Doesn't Want Relegation - And Neither Do The Fans! Trust Me!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th March
Hughton Faces Biggest Toon Crisis In Twenty Years!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th March
Four Wins For Toon Safety!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th March
Carroll Getting Too Big For His Boots?
- Newcastle United Thu 5th March
Hughton MUST Be Replaced!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th March
Brazilian Wishes He Had Signed For Newcastle ... Again!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th March
'Ugly' Ronaldo Clashed With 'Player Who Cannot Play'!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th March
Owen Set For Toon Cup Final?
- Newcastle United Thu 5th March
Team line-ups v Manchester United
- Newcastle United Wed 4th March
Bad Night For Toon As Results Go Against Them!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th March
Clash In Tunnel After Ronaldo Struck By Taylor!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th March
Newcastle United 1 Manchester United 2
- Newcastle United Wed 4th March
FootyMAD's Manchester United match preview
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd March
Rooney To Face Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd March
Toon Must Hit Man Utd Early!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd March
Toon Inspiration From Boro?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd March
Bramble For England? You Must Be Joking!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd March
Enrique Snub For Cristiano Ronaldo!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd March
Toon Race To Cup Semi!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd March
Butt Warning - 'I've Been There Before'!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd March
Oh No Guus - Don't Follow Keegan!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd March
Clueless Hughton Changes His Tune!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd March
Hughton Says Ref 'Got It Wrong'!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd March
Toon Fans Have Had Enough Of Hughton!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd March
Hughton: 'This Is Not A Catastrophic Result'!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd March
Wise Out - Kinnear Moved Upstairs?
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd March
Owen Has Nowhere Else To Go!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd March
Shepherd Hits Out At 'Pathetic' Ashley!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd March
Never Wear Your Toon Shirt In Kenya!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd March
McManaman Tells Hughton To Show Some Passion!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd March
Team line-ups v Bolton Wanderers
- Newcastle United Sun 1st March
Hughton Happy With Life As Manager - But Fans Aren't Happy!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st March
Sir Bobby Blasts Weakened Team Selection!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st March
Jonas Fears The Drop!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st March
Hughton: 'I Don't Think About Relegation' - He Had Better Start!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st March
Bolton Wanderers 1 Newcastle United 0
- Newcastle United Sun 1st March