Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Not So Clever Cleverley!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th November
Bowyer 'Lamping' Dyer Was Not A Bad Thing!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th November
Harewood And 'Hard Work'? Do They Go Together?
- Newcastle United Mon 30th November
Hughton Still Not Sure About Harewood!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th November
Hughton Tactics Still Have Some Fans Baffled!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th November
Toon Will Not Recall Keeper From Norwich!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th November
Coloccini Hits Out At Press!
- Newcastle United Mon 30th November
Toon And Albion A Class Apart!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th November
Hughton - Keep It Steady, Let The Rest Fight It Out!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th November
St James Frightened The Life Out Of The Swans!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th November
Has Harewood Turned The Corner?
- Newcastle United Sun 29th November
Ashley Commitment Is 'Unwavering'!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th November
Nolan Wants Goals ... From Anyone!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th November
Mackem Racially Abused Bent's Mother!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th November
Geordie Boy Wants England Job!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th November
Toon Travellers Are Not Happy - Plymouth Away!
- Newcastle United Sun 29th November
Toon Not The Only Club Struggling To Find A Buyer!
- Newcastle United Sat 28th November
Former Toon Boss To Leave Hospital!
- Newcastle United Sat 28th November
Is Kieron Dyer Set To Retire?
- Newcastle United Sat 28th November
Team line-ups v Swansea City
- Newcastle United Sat 28th November
Newcastle United 3 Swansea City 0
- Newcastle United Sat 28th November
FootyMAD's Swansea City match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 27th November
Everton Fiasco Sets Up Taylor Bid?
- Newcastle United Fri 27th November
Did Hughton Seriously Think Blades Would Buckle?
- Newcastle United Fri 27th November
Ashley's Chopper Visit To Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th November
Toon Have Cut Their Cloth To Suit!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th November
Nolan - As Happy As A Pig In Muck!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th November
Hughton Faces Tough Choices!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th November
Sir Bobby An Inspiration To Swans Boss!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th November
Swansea Took A Hammering - In More Ways Than One!
- Newcastle United Fri 27th November
High-Flying Taffs Heading For Premiership?
- Newcastle United Fri 27th November
Newcastle - What's On In Toon ...
- Newcastle United Fri 27th November
Former Toon Boss Hits Out At Benitez!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
Toon New Boy Happy With Deal!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
Smith 'Short Fuse' Makes Him A Target!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
Moyes To Break Up Toon Partnership?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
There's Not Wrong With A Bit Of 'Ugly' Every Now And Again!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
Michael Owen's Not Exactly A Bundle Of Laughs!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
Have We Found The New Rob Lee?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
The Right Attitude - Let Them Worry About Us!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
Will Ameobi Walk Straight Into The Team?
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
Harewood Yet To Silence The Boo Boys!
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
Nolan Explains His Dedication ...
- Newcastle United Wed 25th November
Former Toon Star Wants World Cup Place!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th November
Megson Out At Bolton - Shearer In?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th November
Harewood A 'Lost Cause' Once Again!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th November
Nolan Takes The Pressure Off Toon Miss-Firing Strikers!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th November
Smith Continues To Walk The Line!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th November
Preston Boss Praise For Nolan 'Quality'!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th November
Simpson 'Make Me A Geordie'!
- Newcastle United Tue 24th November
Will Ashley Splash The Cash In January?
- Newcastle United Tue 24th November
Former Toon Boss 'Optimistic'!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd November
Once Again Toon Told 'Hands Off Beckford'!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd November
Geremi To Stay? Not If Ashley Has His Way!
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd November
Preston North End 0 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Mon 23rd November
FootyMAD's Preston North End match preview
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd November
Pancrate Signs For Toon!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd November
Baggies Take Over At Top!
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd November
Who Doesn't Like Mondays?
- Newcastle United Sun 22nd November
Toon v Mackems In £58m Fight!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st November
Hughton Cautious About Pancrate!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st November
Martins Was Always A Loony Toon!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st November
Goal To Spark Gutierrez Into Action?
- Newcastle United Sat 21st November
Toon Goalkeeper Extends His Stay!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st November
Toon Fans Put Money On Enrique To Score!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st November
Carroll Wants To Show Preston What They Lost!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st November
Former Toon Boss Has Heart Op!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st November
Biggest Injustice Ever? Come Off It!
- Newcastle United Sat 21st November
Commentary System At St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Fri 20th November
Irish Eyes Are .... Errrr ... Crying!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th November
Mackem Moans At 'Biggest Injustice Ever'!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th November
Shay Will Have To Settle For One!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th November
Dennis Wise Loses Record!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th November
Shola Back In Training!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th November
Hughton: 'Preston Are A Tough Nut'!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th November
Hughton Not As Placid As We Think?
- Newcastle United Fri 20th November
Foxes And Albion Can Close Gap On Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 20th November
Mackem With His Knickers In A Twist!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th November
'God's Country' Takes On The World!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th November
Bellars Counting Down The Days!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th November
Campbell The Best Of The Bunch?
- Newcastle United Thu 19th November
Tonge To Face Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th November
No Wonder Ashley Wants Geremi Off The Books!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th November
Ameobi To Jump Ship? Seems That Way!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th November
Shola Missing Throughout January?
- Newcastle United Thu 19th November
NU-Mad Sponsor 'Local Heroes'!
- Newcastle United Thu 19th November
Pancrate Inpresses Against Monkey Hangers!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th November
Hughton Not Building 'On The Cheap'!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th November
Caldwell - Choose West Brom Please!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th November
Kinnear For Jockoland? Yeah Right!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th November
Carroll Misses 'Golden Chances'' In Lithuania!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th November
Toon Start Cup Campaign At Donny!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th November
Preston Planning Minutes Silence Before Toon Game!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th November
Toon Winger Wants To Turn Striker!
- Newcastle United Wed 18th November
Clarky Follows Keegan Lead!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
Souness To Buy The Toon?
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
Former Toon Star Snubs Jocko Job!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
Moat Surfaces From His Rat Hole!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
Please God - NOT Gary Caldwell!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
Simpson Knows Fergie Wants Him Out Of Man Utd!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
Bacon On The Menu In Kadar's Hooose Tonight!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
Why The Toon Army Take Over WILL Work!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
Why The Toon Army Take Over Will NOT Work!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
The Beaver Who Won't Go Away!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
Toon Chance To Leave The Rest Behind!
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
What Coloccini And Gutiérrez Can Expect ...
- Newcastle United Tue 17th November
We Won't Be Seeing Shay In Africa!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th November
Shearer - No Interest In Posh!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th November
Let's Not Get Carried Away With French Striker!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th November
Fancy Us Doubting Gutierrez?
- Newcastle United Sun 15th November
Do You Fancy Seeing A Free Match At St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Sun 15th November
Harewood Is Going To Start To Play Now!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th November
Former Toon Star Mauls Scottish League!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th November
Geordie Die-Hard Hosts Mackem Event!
- Newcastle United Sun 15th November
Can The Toon Supporters Trust Raise The Dosh?
- Newcastle United Sat 14th November
This Time Barton Walks Out Of Court!
- Newcastle United Sat 14th November
As Good As A Newcastle Signing!
- Newcastle United Sat 14th November
No More Cliques Or Disharmony At Toon!
- Newcastle United Sat 14th November
Harper Getting Carried Away With 'Massive Teams'?
- Newcastle United Sat 14th November
Toon Star: 'Luck Evens Itself Out'!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th November
Toon Fans Back Away From Llambias Meeting!
- Newcastle United Fri 13th November
Deepdale Revisited (Or New Ground)?
- Newcastle United Fri 13th November
Time For Toon Winger To Work For His Wages?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th November
Oh Dear - Has Ashley Pulled The Plug?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th November
Who Wants to Sign Campbell - Hughton Or Ashley?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th November
Hughton Explains How A 'Blip' Can Be Positive!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th November
More Batman & Robin Than Spiderman?
- Newcastle United Thu 12th November
'Partnerships' Bring Success - Says Former Toon Great!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th November
Preston Remembered!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th November
William Wallace Got It Right - Jocks Stay At Home!
- Newcastle United Thu 12th November
Hi-Di-Hi Holiday Plan For Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th November
Enrique Was NOT Wrong!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th November
Nolan Chasing Chopra!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th November
Supermac Gave Wright His Chance!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th November
Fans Owning Newcastle Utd - A Pipe Dream!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th November
Hughton In For 'Burnt Out Has Been'!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th November
Has The Penny Dropped With Harewood?
- Newcastle United Wed 11th November
Stars Turn Out For The 'Saint Of St James' Park'!
- Newcastle United Wed 11th November
Gutierrez Knows How To 'Milk' It!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th November
Baggies Have Edge In Two Horse Race For Title!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th November
Don't Point Finger At Us Jonás!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th November
Ginola Blames 'Poor Management' For Toon Troubles!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th November
From Sir - To Saint - To Royalty - For Bobby!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th November
Better Than Spanish Giants?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th November
Toon Get Last Laugh As Ferguson Bites The Dust!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th November
Barton's Fortunes Reversed?
- Newcastle United Mon 9th November
Mackem Gets Aldershot Job!
- Newcastle United Mon 9th November
Taffs And Smogs Let Toon And Baggies Storm Ahead!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th November
Heavy-Handed Stewards Defend Ashley From Mauling!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th November
Shearer Gives Up On Toon Job!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th November
Protests Did Not Get To Toon Players!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th November
Spiderman Forgot His Mask!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th November
Darren Ferguson: 'Daddy ... Help Me!'
- Newcastle United Sun 8th November
Sky Sports - To Their Credit - Told It As It Was!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th November
St Robson - St Shearer - St James'!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th November
Ashley Statue Planned For St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Sun 8th November
Hughton - I Won't Let Anyone Leave (Unless Mike Says So!)
- Newcastle United Sat 7th November
No Clause In Gutierrez Contract!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th November
Coloccini Talks About Newcastle's 'Accident'!
- Newcastle United Sat 7th November
Harewood Heading Back To Villa?
- Newcastle United Sat 7th November
Toon's New Fixture List ...
- Newcastle United Sat 7th November
Team line-ups v Peterborough United
- Newcastle United Sat 7th November
Newcastle United 3 Peterborough United 1
- Newcastle United Sat 7th November
FootyMAD's Peterborough United match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 6th November
Hughton Backs St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th November
Hughton Fears Fans Protests!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th November
Top Of The Table Clash To Be Shown On TV!
- Newcastle United Fri 6th November
Llambias: 'Ashley Has Been Spot On!'
- Newcastle United Fri 6th November
No Poppies For Man U & Liverpool - There's A Shock!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th November
More On Sol Campbell!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th November
Ashley Tells Toon Fans - I Do What I Want!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th November
Taylor Will Be Part Of The Action!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th November
Toon In A 'Black Hole'!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th November
The New Name For St James' Park Is ...
- Newcastle United Thu 5th November
Llambias: 'The Fans Will Like Us One Day'!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th November
Time For 'Daddy's Boy' Ferguson To Walk On His Own Feet!
- Newcastle United Thu 5th November
Former Toon Star Beats Cancer To Make World Cup Finals!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th November
Llambias Defends Ashley Once Again!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th November
Nolan - The Backbone Of Toon's Promotion Push!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th November
Posh Be Warned - It Won't Be The Kids THIS Time!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th November
Do You Shiver Everytime Llambias Opens His Gob?
- Newcastle United Wed 4th November
Llambias Claims Toon Fans Are Too 'Negative'!
- Newcastle United Wed 4th November
Harper's Last-Ditch Saves Earn Toon Three Points!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd November
Blackwell And The Black Cat!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd November
The New Duncan Ferguson!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd November
So Who Gets The Goal - Taylor Or Morgan?
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd November
Former Toon Keeper Faced His Own Red Balloon!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd November
Coloccini Shows His Class!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd November
Blackwell Puts Hughton Right!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd November
Jenas Wants To Be Back In The Goldfish Bowl!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd November
Ashley Has Made St James' Park A Poisoned Chalice!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd November
Ashley Gets A Mention In The Commons!
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd November
Sheffield United 0 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Tue 3rd November
Bassong: 'Worst Day Of The Season'!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd November
Chopra (And His Mates) Miss Their Chance!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd November
Coloccini And Taylor Return To The Team!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd November
It's All Drugs, Broken Bones And Tired Legs For Sad Blades!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd November
Nothing New - Gutierrez Has ALWAYS Been Available!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd November
Hughton Backs Ashley To The End!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd November
The Game That Turned Newcastle's Season!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd November
Former Toon Star Tells Blades Fans To Button It!
- Newcastle United Mon 2nd November
FootyMAD's Sheffield United match preview
- Newcastle United Sun 1st November
Albion Give Toon A Warning As They Rise To The Top!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st November
Will Ashley Cash In On Ranger?
- Newcastle United Sun 1st November
Jonas Wants To Halt Away Day Blues!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st November
Barton Back On The Scene!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st November
Dear Lord - Don't Forget Mike Ashley!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st November
Hughton 'Deserves' The Toon Job!
- Newcastle United Sun 1st November