Newcastle United Mad News Archive

FootyMAD's Sunderland match preview
- Newcastle United Sat 31st January
N'Zogba Problem Solved - Don't Pay His Wages!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th January
Nolan On Tyneside For Medical!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th January
Ebondo Latest!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th January
Kinnear - Nobody Wants 'Insomnia'!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th January
Gutierrez Green Light To Face Mackems!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th January
Wigan Defender Heading To Toon?
- Newcastle United Fri 30th January
Forget Veloso Toon Bid!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th January
Chopra Plays Down Tyne-Wear Switch!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th January
Keegan Return 'Fantasy'!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th January
Given Transfer Request - City Deal Hours Away!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th January
Geremi Toon Future In Doubt!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th January
No Owen To Damage Mackems This Time!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th January
No Transfer Deal For Barton!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Owen Latest!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Thank You Jaaskelainen!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Kinnear Blames The Credit Crunch For Toon Crisis!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Bellamy Does It Again!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Ashley's Toon Shirt 'In The Wash'?
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Shay Given Heads To Manchester!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Mackems Unhappy With Police!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Toon's 'Insomnia' Could Be Heading To Villa!
- Newcastle United Thu 29th January
Man City Star Arrested!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th January
Kinnear Won't 'Jump The Gun' With Smith!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th January
Ashley Hides From Toon Army!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th January
Bellamy Out To Rock Newcastle's Boat?
- Newcastle United Wed 28th January
Toon Must Replace Butt!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th January
Mickey Mouse Hits Back At CarTOON Joe!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th January
Shay Given Has A Lost To Live Up To At Manchester!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th January
Harper Deal Has Nothing To Do With Shay Given!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th January
Toon Wait For Late Transfer Interest!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th January
Refreshing News - Lovenkrands Is No N'Zogbia!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th January
Trouble Expected At Tyne-Wear Derby!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th January
Team line-ups v Manchester City
- Newcastle United Wed 28th January
Manchester City 2 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Wed 28th January
FootyMAD's Manchester City match preview
- Newcastle United Tue 27th January
Oh No - Not Bellamy v Toon Again!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th January
Calderwood Joins Toon - It's PLAYERS We Want!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th January
Ebondo Latest!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th January
Lovenkrands The 'Schalke Misfit'?
- Newcastle United Tue 27th January
Given On His Way!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th January
Ashley Sneeks Into Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th January
Kinnear Wants To Forget About Shay Given And Look Forward!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th January
Bitter-Sweet FA Cup Exit? One Way To Look At It!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th January
Kinnear: 'Sticks And Stones Don't Hurt Me'!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th January
Toon In Talks With Celtic!
- Newcastle United Tue 27th January
Does N'Zogbia Have A Point?
- Newcastle United Mon 26th January
Harper Conditions To New Contract?
- Newcastle United Mon 26th January
Toon Breakthrough In Transfer Market?
- Newcastle United Mon 26th January
Kinnear To Replace Barton?
- Newcastle United Mon 26th January
Former Toon Star Makes Happy Return To North-East!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th January
Smith Back In Action!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th January
Tough Week For Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Mon 26th January
Back To The Bad Old Days?
- Newcastle United Sun 25th January
Freddy Hits Out At Ashley And Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Sun 25th January
Don't Believe Viduka Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Sun 25th January
Supermac Attacks The Poisoned Dwarf!
- Newcastle United Sun 25th January
Owen For Villa Or Wigan?
- Newcastle United Sun 25th January
Bennie Backs Toon Deal!
- Newcastle United Sun 25th January
City Close To Given Deal - £10m Transfer!
- Newcastle United Sun 25th January
Harper Out - James In?
- Newcastle United Sun 25th January
17 Year Old Signing? Not What We'd Hoped For!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd January
Italians Rubbish Toon Rumours!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd January
Ashley HAS Ploughed In His Cash!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd January
A Name From The Past To Light Up Newcastle Again?
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd January
Beating The Mackems Is Always A Toon Player's Dream!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd January
Toon New Signing Ready To Face Man City!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd January
Former Toon Boss 'Under Consideration'!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd January
Allardyce Toon Pay-Off Sets Him Up For Life!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd January
Forget The £15m For An Italian - It's Bargain Bin For Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd January
Toon Win In Mackemland!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd January
German Invasion At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd January
Toon Player Breaks Leg!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd January
Jose Enrique Will Be On Red Allert - Joey Is Back!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd January
Carlisle Watching Shay Given Situation!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd January
The Saviour Of Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd January
Rob Lee: 'I Don't Want Shay To Go'!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd January
It's No Good Moaning Joe - You Knew The Task!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd January
The Man Who Could DESTROY Newcastle Utd!
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd January
N'Zogbia In Bust-Up Yet Again!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Norwich Name Roeder Replacement!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Robinho Ready For Toon Test!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Former Toon Boss Heading To Scotland?
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Geremi Unhappy At Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Kinnear Deal Would Be A Toon Disaster!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Another Spell In The Sin Bin For Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Toon Look To City As They Miss Out On Cup Glory!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Carroll A Battling Inspiration?
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Lovenkrands Gets Toon Run Out!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Former Toon Skipper Casts Doubts Over Ashley's Promises!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Calderwood Plays Down Alleged Toon Offer!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
City Make Move For Shay Given!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Kinnear Faces Up To Task Ahead!
- Newcastle United Wed 21st January
Allardyce Blast Changed The Game!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th January
Kinnear Blames Penalty For Horror Result At Ewood Park!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th January
Jose Enrique The Joke Of The Premiership!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th January
Winger Will Not Be Joining Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th January
Shearer To The Rescue?
- Newcastle United Mon 19th January
Kinnear Blames Keegan And Allardyce For Crisis!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th January
Kinnear Insists We Will Stay Up!
- Newcastle United Mon 19th January
Team line-ups v Blackburn Rovers
- Newcastle United Sat 17th January
Blackburn Rovers 3 Newcastle United 0
- Newcastle United Sat 17th January
FootyMAD's Blackburn Rovers match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 16th January
Is Edgar The Real Deal?
- Newcastle United Fri 16th January
Kinnear Lucrative Deal? How Frightening Is That!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th January
Kinnear Tells Us How Well We Are Doing!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th January
Big Sam Says He Was A Toon Idol!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th January
Team line-ups v Hull City
- Newcastle United Wed 14th January
Newcastle United 0 Hull City 1
- Newcastle United Wed 14th January
Cup Tie Brings Gets Toon Away From Premiership Despair!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th January
Villa After N'Zogbia?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th January
Kinnear Knows Nothing About Hearts Link!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th January
Former Toon Star Subject Of Another Offer!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th January
Bolton End Interest In Barton!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th January
Kinnear Frustrated In The 'Patient Game'!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th January
Ex-Rangers Star On Trial At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th January
Mackem 'Del Boy' Brakes Down On Tyne Bridge!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th January
Toon Defender Says Home Form Is Not Good Enough!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th January
Boo Boys Target Geremi And N'Zogbia!
- Newcastle United Mon 12th January
Pardew Hits Out At Bellamy As 'Not Top Draw'!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Houghton Praise For Given Commitment!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Kinnear Faces 'Worst Nightmare'!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Ashley Cash Staying In His Pocket?
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Carroll Sticking With Reggae Look!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Toon Legend Hails Geordie Youngster!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Toon 'Angered' By Given Bid?
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Barton And Smith Won't Walk Back Into The Team!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Kinnear In A No-Win Situation As Ashley Open To Offers For Players!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Bolton And Pompey Battle For Barton!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Kinnear Blasts N'Zogbia's Agent!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Did Kinnear Offer Smith To Boro?
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Owen Heading To City!
- Newcastle United Sun 11th January
Team line-ups v West Ham United
- Newcastle United Sat 10th January
Newcastle United 2 West Ham United 2
- Newcastle United Sat 10th January
FootyMAD's West Ham United match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 9th January
Rangers Skipper Heading To Toon For £3m?
- Newcastle United Fri 9th January
Ameobi 'Thank You' To Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th January
Harper Tips 'Miracle Man' To Fix Martins!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th January
N'Zogbia Heading To Aston Villa?
- Newcastle United Fri 9th January
Dyer Set For Rocking Welcome At St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Fri 9th January
Redknapp After Toon Pair?
- Newcastle United Fri 9th January
Former Toon Midfielder Heads To Birmingham!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th January
Chopra Staying At Sunderland!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th January
Rangers Warn Newcastle Players Are Staying At Ibrox!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th January
Geremi The Latest To Jump Ship!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th January
Martins Rubbishes Agent Outburst!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th January
History Against Hammers On Tyneside!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th January
Ashley Money Stays In His Pocket!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th January
Toon Fixture Changed!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th January
Smith For Mido? The Latest!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th January
No City Bid For Given - But Hughes Ready To Rumble!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th January
Toon Braced For City Offer For Given!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th January
Keegan Exit Was Major Boost To Ameobi Career!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th January
Harper Could Put Spanner In The Works At Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th January
Benfica Striker Heading To Tyneside?
- Newcastle United Wed 7th January
Hughton Hails Superb Backing!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th January
Want Way Toon Star Back In The Frame!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th January
Toon See The Cup As The Perfect Tonic For Success!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th January
Credit Cruch Hits Ashley Bad - Fortune Halved!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th January
Beckham Keeps Owen Off Top Spot!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th January
Martins Better Off With The NHS?
- Newcastle United Wed 7th January
Cockney Mafia Banner - The Fight - And The Truth!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th January
Solano Ends Career Back Home!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th January
Magpie Ranger Makes His Mark Again!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th January
Kinnear Leading Reporters Up Garden Path?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th January
Blyth Had Their Chances To Dent Big Sam's Cup Hopes!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th January
Toon Defender Hails The 'Magic Of The Cup'!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th January
Viduka Too Much For Hammers!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th January
Another Story Rangers Will Deny?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th January
Given Move Depends On Xisco Exit!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th January
Westwood Agent Working Overtime?
- Newcastle United Tue 6th January
Ameobi Gets The Hoover Out!
- Newcastle United Tue 6th January
Man City Warned Off Former Toon Star!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
Kinnear Wants To Sell ... But Will Spanish Clubs Be Interested?
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
Kinnear Telling Porkies About Premiership Flop?
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
Ashley Getting Touchy ... He's Suing The Sun!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
Toon Striker Gets Boot In The Face!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
Guthrie Kept His Cool!
- Newcastle United Mon 5th January
N'Zogbia: 'Ever Season Is A Disaster'!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Toon Fans Hail Their Legend!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Guthrie 'Public Enemy No 1' At KC Stadium!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Kinnear Skips Questions About Shay Given!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Hull Boss On 'Goal That Never Was'!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Toon To Raid Celtic For Given Replacement?
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Allardyce And Adams Show Interest In Barton!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Italians Set To Challenge City For Given!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Juventus Looking At Owen!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Toon Draw Millwall Or Crewe!
- Newcastle United Sun 4th January
Rangers Don't Know What Kinnear Is Talking About!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
No Tyne Bridge ... After Five Years Of Hoping!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
Will Shay Reunite With Bellamy And Parker At City?
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
Self-Centred Kinnear Not Looking At Big Picture!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
Mourinho Says What We All Know About Owen!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
N'Zogia Grovels To Gunners!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
Dyer Makes His 375th Return To Action!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
Given Plays Against Hull!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
Team line-ups v Hull City
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
Hull City 0 Newcastle United 0
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd January
Given Exit Would Sum Up The Turmoil At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Barton Set For Shock Move To Blackburn?
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Hull Ring The Changes For FA Cup Tie With Magpies!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Toon Players Wrapped In Cotton Wool!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Llambias Wants Bargain Bin Signings From Championship!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Owen In A 'Win-Win' Situation!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Will Clark Come 'Raiding' For Terriers?
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Toon After Rangers Star Who Couldn't Cut It In England!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Given Could Give Up On Lawrence Record!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Hull ... Here We Come!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January
Hull Striker Not Out For Revenge Against Guthrie!
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd January