Newcastle United Mad News Archive

FootyMAD's Blackburn Rovers match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 29th February
How Can Wenger's Words Make Taylor Tackle 'Worse'?
- Newcastle United Fri 29th February
Keegan Says Toon Mess Does Not Surprise Him!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th February
Owen Says Keegan Has Not Improved Confidence!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th February
Idiots At The FA Have Managers 'Running Scared'!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th February
Viduka's First Start Under Keegan?
- Newcastle United Fri 29th February
Hughes; 'I Never Gave Newcastle Job A Thought'!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th February
Keegan - Can He Still Motivate?
- Newcastle United Fri 29th February
The Geordie Coward Admits His Failings!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th February
Keegan's Brut Adverts Didn't Reach Africa!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th February
Keegan Picked Hughton - Not Mort!
- Newcastle United Fri 29th February
Keegan To Quit - Wise To Take Over?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Keegan Snub For Hyppia!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Shearer Says Gunner Faces 'A Long Long Road'!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Toon Defender 'Body Blow' For Keegan!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Guess Who Is Top Of Keegan's 'Wanted' List?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Are Carlisle Suggesting Toon Are Acting 'Underhand'?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Shearer Predicts First Miracle From The Messiah!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Money Doesn't Worry Keegan!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Shearer Second Thoughts On Becoming A Manager?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Hughes Looking For Win At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Milner: 'We Should Be Like Everton'!
- Newcastle United Thu 28th February
Keegan Set For First Win?
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
'Silly Little Men' Upset The Smoggies!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
Youngsters Crash To Wigan Defeat!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
Tyne/Wear Fixture Switch Could Upset War Heroes!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
Carlisle Rising Star Could Be Heading To St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
Gazza Stays In Hospital!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
Does The World Know What A 'Mackem' Is?
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
Blackburn Due For A Hammering!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
Does Dennis Wise Regret Leaving Leeds?
- Newcastle United Wed 27th February
Michael Owen In Court!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Look What Happens ... The Join The Mackems And ...
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Celtic Tell Newcastle They Can Keep Their Money!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Gazza's Bizarre Drug Habit Cost £2,000 A Day!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Keegan Says Shay Given Was Rushed Back Too Early!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Keegan Says Lack Of Form Is Down To Injuries!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
There Is Still One Cup Newcastle Can Win This Season!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Rooney 'Loves' The Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Duff's Luck Finally Runs Out!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Can Toon Top North-East Mini League?
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Premier League Backtrack Over 'Comical' Proposal!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Toon Star Could Have Played His Last Game This Season!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
England To Call On Ex-Toon Players?
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
'I Joined Newcastle To Save Them From The Drop'!
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
Ashley To Move Away From Toon Army?
- Newcastle United Tue 26th February
The Next Player To Wear The Famous No 9?
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Shearer Will Not Jump Into Keegan's Shoes ... Just Yet!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
'Come And Get Me' Call To Keegan!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Harper: 'We Need Some Luck'!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
We Have To Be More 'Streetwise'!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Keegan Ready To Raid Celtic!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Liverpool Defender Not On Keegan's Shopping List!
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
The New Mark Lawrenson?
- Newcastle United Mon 25th February
Keegan Admits 'We're Looking Down Rather Than Up'!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th February
Allardyce Has Put Newcastle Back Five Years!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th February
Rooney 'A Win At Newcastle Was So Important'!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th February
No Videos Or DVDs For Man Utd Fans!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th February
Barton BANNED From Merseyside!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th February
Shearer Travels To London ... On A Push Bike!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th February
Carr Injury Could Benefit Toon Cause!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
Keegan Says Toon Will Once Again Challenge The Mancs!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
Collymore Says Support For Gazza Is 'Disgusting'!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
No 'Showboating' From Nani At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
Geordie Boy Wants To Add Misery To Toon Plight!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
Ferguson's Battle Cry For St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
Ferguson Says Keegan Was Always Going To Have Problems!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
Newcastle Could Have Changed The English Game Forever!
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
Team line-ups v Manchester United
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
Newcastle United 1 Manchester United 5
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd February
FootyMAD's Manchester United match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Toon Striker Ready For United!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Ex-Toon Coach Insists 'I Have No Magic Wand'!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Newcastle To Help Gazza?
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Toon Chairman: 'Takeover Reports Are Rubbish'!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Keegan Wants To Build A New Empire With Ashley!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Keegan Warning For Man Utd!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Keegan And That 'I'd Love It' Quote!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Ex-Spurs Star Joins Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Milner Set To 'Rise To The Occasion'?
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Sir Les Remembers 'The Entertainers'!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd February
Not Good Enough For Toon - Tonight He Plays Against Barcelona!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th February
Money Rules Ashley's World!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th February
Anderson Eating His Words?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th February
Does Keegan Need Man Utd Right Now?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th February
Keegan Warns His Big Names The Kids Are Primed And Ready!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th February
Keegan To 'Surprise' The Man Who Has Seen It All?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th February
Latest On Shay And Martins!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th February
Star Performance But Toon Kid Won't Get Carried Away!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th February
Luque LOSES Court Battle With Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 20th February
Scouts Check Out Edgar At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
Keegan Reluctant To Let Defender Go!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
Toon Youngster Moves From 'Vitual' To 'Reality'!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
Not A Record Harper Will Cherish!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
Duff : 'We Know What Man Utd Can Do'!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
Time For Carr To Get On His Bike?
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
Ashley Goes Quiet On 'Sell Out' Rumours!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
Man Utd Always Seem To Arrive At Time Of Crisis!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
Tommy 'The Barman' - No Crisis Here!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th February
Toon New Boys Line-Up Against Liverpool!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Can Keegan Hang Onto Young Defender?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Former Toon Coach Gets First Win As Manager!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Did Keegan Seriously Ask Ashley To Sign Ronaldinho?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Guess What - Shearer Is NOT Going To Buy Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Forget About That Liverpool Fixture Change!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Ashley Loses Bottle And Ready To Jump Ship!!!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
£18 'Down The Pan' As Allardyce Signings Under Scrutiny!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Sponsor STAYS On Newcastle Shirts!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Smogs Heading To Wembley?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Ex-Toon Coach Takes Over At Southampton!
- Newcastle United Mon 18th February
Pride Of Geordieland - Ten Years Old!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th February
Do We Need Another Injury-Prone Player?
- Newcastle United Sun 17th February
It's Sunday - And Another Load Of Junk From 'NOTW'!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th February
Toon Players Face 'Burn Out'! You're Joking!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th February
Keegan Welcomes Back Defender!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th February
Keegan Puts Reputation On The Line!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th February
Robson's Battle Away From Football!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th February
Allardyce Hits Out At Ashley!
- Newcastle United Sun 17th February
Police Hunt For Tyne/Wear Trouble-Makers!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Keegan: 'I Knew We Weren't Safe When I Took The Job'!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Keegan - Owen Is Famous Worldwide!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Robson: 'My One Regret - I Didn't Win A Cup At Newcastle'!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Geordie-Boy Gets The Boot - A Boost For The Smogs?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Don't Go Looking For Your Passport Just Yet!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Ex-Boro Boss Insists He Is NOT On The Scrapheap!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Toon Defender Expects Keegan To Make Major Changes!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Roeder Has Helped Keegan No End!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Which Player Played For The Toon In 1980s, 1990s And 2000?
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Ameobi On His Way In The Summer!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
More Allardyce Backroom Boys Head South!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Robson: 'Newcastle Can Split Top Four'!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th February
Newcastle - 14th Richest Club In The World!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th February
Happy Birthday King Kev!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th February
Another Of Big Sam's 'Backroom Boys' Gets The Boot!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th February
Megga-Bucks Owen A Financial Problem!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th February
Keegan: 'If Shay Is Fit - He Plays Against Man Utd'!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th February
12 Months Ago - It Seems Like A Decade!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
Barton Has Some Good News To Cheer!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
N'Zogbia 'Homesick For London'? He Has Never Lived There!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
Ex-Toon Star Signs New Deal!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
Toon Striker Not Following Rozehnal Lead!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
'More The Merrier' For Happy Keegan!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
Can Toon Compete With Liverpool And Man Utd?
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
Keegan Ready To Sort Out Dressing Room!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
Duff Does Not Escape THIS Time!
- Newcastle United Wed 13th February
Leeds Getting Desperate!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Shearer Get's That 'Wanted' Feeling!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Has Anyone Outside Of England Heard Of Wigan?
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Did Ranson Approach Pearson?
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Mackems Skipper Predicts Toon To Drop Like A Stone!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
The Man To Save The Toon?
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Did Allardyce Not Take The Hint?
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Carroll Back In The Spotlight!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Toon Keeper Knows There Are Tough Times Ahead!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th February
Shay Given Set To Quit!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Keegan Has No Interest In Downing!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Ex-Toon Striker To Quit In May?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Toon Star Admits Defence Has A 'Soft Centre'!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Silver - Not Gold - For Geremi!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Toon Winger Gives Fans A Reality Check!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Can Keegan Bring The Past To Life?
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Ex-Toon Defender Swings The Axe!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Shearer Turns Down Southampton!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Bowyer Fights Red Card!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
FA Confirm They Will Look At Barton 'Punch'!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Keegan Looking For 12 Points For Safety!
- Newcastle United Mon 11th February
Barton - Passionate Or Simply An Idiot?
- Newcastle United Sun 10th February
Newcastle 'Not Big Enough' For 'Long Ball Fat Sam'!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th February
Keegan: I Did Not Give Pearson The Boot!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th February
Ex-Toon Striker To Coach Malaysia?
- Newcastle United Sun 10th February
Owen To Stay Now Allardyce Has Gone?
- Newcastle United Sun 10th February
Keegan - Some Players Didn't Respond To Villa's Fight!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th February
Keegan Looks For 40 Points!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th February
Keegan No Answer To Villa 'Dead-Ball' Record!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th February
Owen: 'One Goal In Four Months Is Not Good Enough'!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th February
Allardyce Forever A Mackem?
- Newcastle United Sat 9th February
Viduka Wants To See Players Playing For 'Pride'!
- Newcastle United Sat 9th February
Team line-ups v Aston Villa
- Newcastle United Sat 9th February
Viduka Will NOT Retire From International Football!
- Newcastle United Sat 9th February
Capello/Owen Blown Out Of All Proportions!
- Newcastle United Sat 9th February
Pearson Quits - Shearer Ready To Join Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 9th February
'Comical' FA Tell Pack Of Lies!
- Newcastle United Sat 9th February
Keegan: Owen Will Win 100 Caps!
- Newcastle United Sat 9th February
Keegan Talks About N'Zogbia 'Situation'!
- Newcastle United Sat 9th February
Rumours Continue Shearer Is Lined-Up For Toon Return!
- Newcastle United Sat 9th February
Aston Villa 4 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Sat 9th February
FootyMAD's Aston Villa match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Premiership Across The Globe - Nothing More Than Pure Greed!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Ex-Toon Coach Hit With 10-Point Deduction!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Newcastle CAN Attract Th Big Names!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Keegan Wants Beardsley!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Newcastle's Very First Substitute Was ....
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Bramble For Norwich City!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Spaniard Ready For Villa Fixture!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Keegan Will See Out His Contract!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Keegan: 'Newcastle Fans Were Ripped Off'!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Keegan 'Shola Isn't A Kid Anymore - I Want More From Him'!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Roeder Wants Toon Striker!
- Newcastle United Fri 8th February
Let Troublemaker N'Zogbia Pack His Bags!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
Keegan Relights Geordie Passion!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
Owen Will Have To Prove Himself To Capello!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
Toon Player Avoids Prosecution!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
Shearer Tells Beckham To 'Pack In And Retire'!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
Emre Must Have Regular Football Before The Summer!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
Smith To Continue As 'Odd Job Man'
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
Clarky: 'The Game That Changed Our Future'!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
It Gets No Easier For Keegan!
- Newcastle United Thu 7th February
Newcastle's Last Two Visits To Villa Park!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
Rozehnal: 'I Was Right To Leave Newcastle'!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
Owen Sits It Out As Cole Partners Rooney!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
Major Boost For Keegan!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th February
What Have Villa Fans Got That Brum Fans Don't Have?
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Boo-Boys After Ex-Mackem!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Big Boost For Ex-Newcastle Skipper!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Ex-Toon Striker Set To Move In The Summer!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Spotlight On City During 50th Anniversary!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Geremi Leads From The Front!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Brazilian Hits Out At No-Go Toon Move!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Keegan 'I Had To Cange Th System'!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Enrique And N'Zogbia Off To Benidorm!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Odd-Job Man Gets The Boot At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Cacapa Back On Track After 'Dodgy' Start!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
No Bust Up With Harper!
- Newcastle United Tue 5th February
Ex-Toon Star To Take Over At Hearts?
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Goalkeeper Moves In At Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Owen Ready For England!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Referee Costs Newcastle Two Points!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Southgate: 'We Were Worth A Draw'!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Woodgate Hits Out At 'No Ambition' Boro!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Owen Says A Win Will Spark Lift Off!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Martins Hopes Of Cup Victory Dashed!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Barnes To Join Toon In Summer?
- Newcastle United Mon 4th February
Team line-ups v Middlesbrough
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
'Fat Boy' Mido Wants Compassion From Toon Army!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
Keegan 'I AM The Boss!'
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
Ex-Toon Boss Backs Beckham!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
Sam: 'Owen And Viduka Were Crucial To Newcastle'!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
Allardyce: 'Newcastle Fans Liked Me'!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
Newcastle United 1 Middlesbrough 1
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd February
FootyMAD's Middlesbrough match preview
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd February
Ex-Newcastle Player Jailed For Drug Dealing!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd February
It's 'Manager or Nothing' For Shearer!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd February
Southgate: 'Keegan Would Not Pick Me For England'!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd February
Duff: 'Bottom Clubs Are Creeping Up'!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd February
Keegan 'I Feel Sorry For Beye And Faye'!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd February
Keegan Defends Owen!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd February
Wise Says: I'm No Vulture!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd February
Ex-Newcastle No 2 Heads To Canada!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd February
Keegan: 'A Burden We Can Do Without'!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd February
Keegan Set For Walk Out?
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd February
Keegan Admits Rozehnal Bust Up!
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd February
N'Zogbia Causes Keegan Embarrassment!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
'News Of The World' Slag Off Newcastle! Now There's A Change!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Keegan's First Signing!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Keegan Backs Company To Tune Of £2.37m!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Toon Lose Out On Lubos Kalouda!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Given Has Relegation Fears!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Would We Settle For A Draw Against The Smogs?
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Keegan Has The Players - It's Up To HIM To Get It Right!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Short Of Numbers And We Loan Rozehnal To Lazio! WHY?
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Alves 'Touch And Go' For St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Faye And Beye Return!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Swindon Wanted Toon Striker!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Boro Could Be Without Alves For Sunday ... And ALL Season!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February
Rozehnal Almost Missed The Boat!
- Newcastle United Fri 1st February