Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Are Newcastle Bigger And Better Than Spurs?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th November
Given: 'We Don't Want To Be Another Leeds!'
- Newcastle United Sun 30th November
Relegation Review - Keane On His Way Out At Mackemland!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th November
Smogs Have Short Memories ... Booing Viduka!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th November
Kinnear Avoids Debate About Martins Gesture!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th November
FA Cup Draw ... Toon Get Tigers - Blyth Face Blackburn!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th November
Mike Ashley - Don't Bump Into Me At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th November
Ashley Set To Sacrifice Wise For SJP Amnesty?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th November
Shearer Bottles It?
- Newcastle United Sat 29th November
Owen Has To Sit Out Capello's Success!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th November
Southgate Praise For Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th November
Mags Or Mackems? Chimbonda Blew It!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th November
Is Kinnear In A Position To Offer Owen A Toon Future?
- Newcastle United Sat 29th November
Watch Out Joe! Get Ashley In Front Of You - Not Behind You!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th November
Good Luck Spartans! Let's See A SJP Return!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th November
Big Blow For Kinnear As He Heads To ICI City!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th November
Smogs Join Toon With Threat From Spurs!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th November
Team line-ups v Middlesbrough
- Newcastle United Sat 29th November
Middlesbrough 0 Newcastle United 0
- Newcastle United Sat 29th November
FootyMAD's Middlesbrough match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 28th November
Oh Dear ... We Stand Or Fall ... With Joe Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th November
Make Way - Kinnear Is Back Up In The Stands!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th November
Good News For Toon - Trotters And Mackems Are Cash-Strapped!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th November
Kinnear Believes Balance Up Front Is Key To Victory!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th November
Big Jack Won't Be Jumping When Toon Score!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th November
Shearer Says Arsenal Are No Longer A Major Power!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th November
Is Owen Management Material?
- Newcastle United Fri 28th November
Is Ashley Building A Tower To Watch Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Fri 28th November
The Claws Are Out - Gutierrez v Arca Battle To Watch Out For!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th November
Toon Season-Ticket Holders Miss Out On VAT Cut!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th November
Is Ketsbaia'The Miracle Worker' The Man For Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th November
N'Zogbia Has Changed His Mind (For The 107th Time)!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th November
Boro Still Haven't Sold Their Tickets!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th November
Kinnear Can Expect A Bang On His Door!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th November
Toon Midfielder Expects A Result At Riverside!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th November
The Shocking State Of This Club Under Ashley!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th November
Krul Luck As Tim Gets That Calamity!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th November
Former Toon Defender Kicks Celtic Out Of Europe!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Kinnear Has To Sell To Buy - But N'Zogbia Is Not On His List!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Owen Says 'Throw Away The Form Book'!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Smogs Promise To Please Fans After Humiliation!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Ashley Cancels Meeting - Now It's Down To Texting Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Ashley Is Now A Chelsea Fan!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Riise WAS Kinnear's Loan Target!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Viduka Set For Appearance At Smog City!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Man Utd Top Hooligan League ... As Usual!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Toon Star Says We Have Reached 'Turning Point'!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Help Required From Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th November
Carver Not One Of Shearer Backroom Boys!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
French Legend Fails Against Mighty Magpies!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
Shay Given - Will He Stay Or Will He Go?
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
Wigan Turn The Screw On Toon!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
Police Delighted With Tyne/Wear 'Crimewatch' Appeal!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
Do We Fear The Trip To The Riverside?
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
Carroll Snatches A Point For Reserves!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
It's Pushing The Boat Out Giving Praise To Argie Cheat!
- Newcastle United Tue 25th November
Harper Given Toon 'Run Out'!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th November
Media Reports Are Waffle! Norwegian Not Coming To Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th November
Keith Harris - Is This The Guy With Orville The Duck?
- Newcastle United Mon 24th November
Kinnear Happy To Work With Dennis Wise!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th November
N'Zogbia Hopes To Be First Out Of St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th November
Toon Fan Hails Moore's Achievement!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th November
Ashley Grinds Newcastle Into The Ground!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th November
Riise Happy In Rome!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd November
London Media Hammer Newcastle ... Again!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd November
Former Toon Striker Heading To Man Utd?
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd November
Xmas With Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd November
Scolari 'Toon Were Better Team'!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd November
Kinnear: 'A Draw At The Bridge Is Like A Win'!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd November
Shearer Under Fire From All Quarters!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd November
Shearer Prepares To Take Kinnear's Job!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd November
Kinnear's Wish-List!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd November
Kinnear Says Keegan Was Wrong To Play Owen In Midfield!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd November
Barton Faces Tough Decision!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd November
Ashley Backs Out Of Face-To-Face Meeting And Kinnear Fears The Worst!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd November
Toon Goalkeeper Happy To Move On!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd November
The Bridge Has No Toon 'Hoodoo' - Says Joe!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd November
Kinnear And Shearer? Desperate Measures From A Desperate Man!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd November
Team line-ups v Chelsea
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd November
Chelsea 0 Newcastle United 0
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd November
FootyMAD's Chelsea match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 21st November
Toon Striker Backs The Boss!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st November
Kinnear Nothing More Than Ashley's Puppet!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st November
Chelsea Won't Moan Because Players Are Missing!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st November
Owen Aiming For February Return!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st November
Kinnear Tells Irish Boss To Keep His Nose Out Of Toon Business!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st November
Ashley Faces Even More Stick - He's Stopped Shearer's Statue!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st November
Kinnear Insists Chelsea Are In For A Shock!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st November
Maradona Tells Jocks 'You're Not Good Enough'!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th November
'Man Mountain' Terry Will Be A Tough Nut To Crack!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th November
Is Kinnear Seriously Considering Three Strikers At The Bridge?
- Newcastle United Thu 20th November
Will Toon Off-Load Viduka In January?
- Newcastle United Thu 20th November
Luque Blames The City For His Failure On Tyneside!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th November
Taylor Set To Sit Out Chelsea Fixture!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th November
Toon Defender: 'Newcastle Will NOT Dump Me!'
- Newcastle United Thu 20th November
Ashley Is One Of The Missing Thousands!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th November
We Ask YOU - Do You Want Kinnear As Manager?
- Newcastle United Thu 20th November
Kinnear - Stamford Bridge Is My 'Lucky Ground'!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th November
Toon Goalkeeper Joins Carlisle!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th November
Hey Shay - Is That A Dig At Gerrard And Lampard?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th November
Trapattoni Trying To Line Up Given's Exit?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th November
Good News For Toon Fans Ahead Of Chelsea Visit!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th November
Fergie Ban Means Kinnear Had Better Come Up With Something Good!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th November
Can You Seriously See Warnock Boarding The 'Mary Celeste'?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th November
Given: 'We Haven't Even Been Told Club Is For Sale!'
- Newcastle United Wed 19th November
Toon Go Down 1-0 To Toffees!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th November
Can We Dent That Stamford Bridge Record?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th November
Kinnear Starting To Feel The Heat From Supporters!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th November
Has Kinnear Lost It?
- Newcastle United Tue 18th November
Toon Star Says Kinnear Has Brought Stability!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th November
Ashley - Sell Up Or Go Rot In Hell!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th November
Drogba Banned From 92 Grounds For Five Years?
- Newcastle United Tue 18th November
No Quote - But Shearer Seems To Be Ready For Toon Job!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th November
If Shay Given Goes We May As Well Pull Down The Shutters!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th November
Toon Face Moment Of Truth At The Bridge!
- Newcastle United Tue 18th November
Toon In The Mix After 'Blowing' Dream Weekend!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th November
Major Blow To Kinnear!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th November
Kinnear Prefers Ameobi To Owen!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th November
Ashley Has One Passion - MONEY!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th November
Argies Or 'Sweaty Socks' To Win? That's A Tough Call!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th November
Toon Defender Inspired By Owen Substitution!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th November
Shearer Says Kinnear Is Bringing Stability To Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th November
Kinnear Expects To Leave Toon Within Two Weeks!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th November
Sir Bobby Always Had Belief In Toon Outcast!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th November
Did Mackem Keane Walk Out? Fans Get On His Case!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th November
Maradona For St James's Park?
- Newcastle United Sun 16th November
Bruce To Join Kinnear In The Stands?
- Newcastle United Sun 16th November
Sod's Law - Bramble Had To Rub It In!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th November
Point Against Wigan Not Good Enough, Joe!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th November
Problems Deepen As Kinnear Wants Permission To Talk To Owen!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th November
Kinnear Not In A Position To Save Given's Toon Career!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th November
Viduka To Return? Not If The Weather Turns For The Worst!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th November
Barton On Crutches!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th November
Why Have So Many Got It In For Kinnear?
- Newcastle United Sun 16th November
Team line-ups v Wigan Athletic
- Newcastle United Sat 15th November
Newcastle United 2 Wigan Athletic 2
- Newcastle United Sat 15th November
FootyMAD's Wigan Athletic match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 14th November
The Man Who Turned Down Newcastle Admits Failure!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th November
Do We Have The Time To 'Nurse Maid' Cacapa?
- Newcastle United Fri 14th November
Why Have We Not Seen The Best Of Owen?
- Newcastle United Fri 14th November
Former Toon Defender An Inspiration To Us All!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th November
We Have The Players To Stay Up!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th November
Barton's Form Keeping Him Out Of The Headlines?
- Newcastle United Fri 14th November
Spartans Cup Dream Brings Back St James' Memories!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th November
Mickey Mouse And The Womble!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th November
Did Toon Star 'Eat All The Pies'?
- Newcastle United Fri 14th November
Former Toon Star 'Takes The Walk' As Chelsea Crash!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th November
White Hart Lane Will Be No Miss For Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th November
Toon Squad Lacks Depth? Try Blaming Dennis Wise!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th November
Given For Spurs? The Rumours Continue!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th November
Owen For Villa?
- Newcastle United Thu 13th November
Toon Players Don't Need More Upheaval!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th November
Butt's Dead-Ball Kicks Not That Funny!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th November
Capello Throws Owen A Carrot!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th November
20 Years Bringing Toon Fans The News!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th November
Former Toon Defender Diagnosed With Cancer!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Former Toon Defender Back In The Big Time!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
FA To Make Kinnear An Example?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Liverpool In Worse State Than Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Toon Hope To Add To Wigan Misery!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Toon Career Over Before It Has Begun!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Taylor Puts Club Before Country!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Shearer Confused By Yank Links!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Yanks Pull Out - Now There's A Surprise!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Milner A Step Nearer England Call-Up?
- Newcastle United Wed 12th November
Ashley Has Taken Newcastle Back 20 Years!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th November
Martins Worthy Of The No 9 Shirt?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th November
Toon Players Forming A Queue To Jump Ship!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th November
FA Bring In New Anti-Drugs Rule!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th November
Toon Legend Hangs Up His Boots!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th November
Kinnear Facing Another Spell In The Stands!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th November
Ameobi Rues Three Points Lost!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th November
The Perfect Chance To Drag Ourselves Clear Of Relegation!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th November
Kinnear And Fergie Spark FA Outburst!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th November
Chopra: 'Why I Left Sunderland'!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th November
Toon Fans Head For The Loft!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th November
Yank Set To Make Shearer Toon Boss?
- Newcastle United Tue 11th November
Owen's Loss - Johnson's Gain?
- Newcastle United Mon 10th November
Kinnear Could Land In More Hot Water!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th November
Team line-ups v Fulham
- Newcastle United Sun 9th November
The Yanks Are Coming! Hide Under The Bed!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th November
Toon Defender Needs Time!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th November
Joe Says It Pays To Communicate!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th November
Cacapa Will Take The Stick ... But Midfield Are Just As Guilty!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th November
Toon Rack Up SIX Pens In Twelve Games!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th November
Kinnear Wants Answers!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th November
Fulham 2 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Sun 9th November
FootyMAD's Fulham match preview
- Newcastle United Sat 8th November
No Change At Fulham!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th November
Shay's Worst Moment In Football!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th November
Second Clean Sheet Spurs On Toon Keeper!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th November
Owen Looks Set For Move Away From Tyneside!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th November
The Sun Out To Get Barton?
- Newcastle United Sat 8th November
Last Warning For Barton? We'd Be So Lucky!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th November
Kinnear Had Better 'Smell The Glove'!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th November
Toon Site Has Top Three Posters!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th November
Owen Sitting Comfortable 'On The Fence'!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th November
Owen Heading To Chelsea?
- Newcastle United Fri 7th November
Toon To Face Oldham Or Rotherham In Plum Draw!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th November
Former Toon Star 90 Minutes From The Sack?
- Newcastle United Fri 7th November
The Day Barton Stole The Show!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th November
Wor Lass Has Big Lips - Am I Being Racist?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
Chopra Not Good Enough For The Premiership!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
Keegan Owed A Lot To Fulham!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
Wise Is Still Pulling The Strings!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
Carroll Reminds Kinnear He Is Ready For His Chance!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
Ashley Growing 'Concerned' About Newcastle's Valuation!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
The Sir Bobby Robson Stand?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
No Shirkers In Toon Midfield!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
Agbonlahor Miss Turned The Match!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
London Calling For Toon Army!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
Tax Man Gets Troubled Gazza!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th November
Spurs Can Give Shay Nothing We Cannot!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
'It Would Be Nice' To See Owen Injury Free!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
'Goldfish' Says Spurs Cannot Forget Relegation Threat!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
Mackem Charged!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
FA See No Wrong In Barton's 'Flick'!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
Two Serious Contenders? So What Will Decide?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
Is Wise Still Involved In Toon Transfers?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
Nigerian Bid Knocked Back - And The Jokers Don't Like It!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
'Low Profile' Wise Shows A Face At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
Rollercoaster For Carroll In 1-1 Draw!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
London Media Target Newcastle Again!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th November
Relegation? We're Looking At Europe!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th November
At Least Barton Keeps The Yanks Off The Front Page!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th November
Barton's Trial By TV?
- Newcastle United Tue 4th November
Shearer Learned From The Master (Lineker)!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th November
Martins Key To Toon Victory!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th November
Second Half Performance To Match That At Old Trafford!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th November
Sky TV Switch Toon-Mackem Derby!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th November
Frank Clark Next Target For Shay!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th November
Bolton Send Us Rock Bottom!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd November
Geordies Helped Chelsea Hammer The Mackems!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd November
Kinnear Pleased To Have Competition For Places!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd November
Jonathan Ross Takes Pressure Off Geordie Boy!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd November
Owen On His Bike If Ashley Doesn't Sell!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd November
What Load Of Waffle Comes From Premiership Managers!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd November
Toon To Win By 'Hook Or By Crook'?
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd November
Taylor's Happy To Stick With Six!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd November
Toon Reach Stage Of 'Due Diligence'?
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd November
Martins Likes The 'Crazy Gang' Feeling!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd November
Taylor Not The Finished Article ... Yet!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd November
Toon Always Shoot Themselves In The Foot!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd November
Team line-ups v Aston Villa
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd November
Newcastle United 2 Aston Villa 0
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd November
FootyMAD's Aston Villa match preview
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd November
Martins: 'Shola And I Can Make It Work'!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd November
Big Sam Desperate For Work!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd November
Back-Stabbing Kinnear Wants Keegan Out Of The Picture!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd November
Milner Warns Ashley To 'Get It Sorted'!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd November
Sir Bobby Keeps The Faith!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd November
Others Find Form - Toon Must Respond!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd November
Owen Not Guaranteed His Place!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd November
Smoggie's Discontent With England (When He Wasn't Good Enough Anyway!)
- Newcastle United Sat 1st November
O'Neill: Milner Wanted To Stay At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st November
Ashley Set For ANOTHER Toon Army Backlash!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st November
Is Kinnear Getting Carried Away With His First Win?
- Newcastle United Sat 1st November
Kinnear More Concerned About Villa Than Saturday's Results!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st November
Allardyce Return To Bolton?
- Newcastle United Sat 1st November
Good News For Toon ... Martins Rested!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st November
Owen Set For Return - But Transfer Starting To Look Odds-On!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st November
Toon Target Could Figure On Monday At SJP!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st November
Kinnear To Sit Down With Wise To Talk Over Transfers?
- Newcastle United Sat 1st November
Andy Cole Leaves Forest!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st November
Toon Fan Comes Third To Mackem And Wigan Fan!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st November