Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Cech Sells Toon To Czech
- Newcastle United Sat 30th June
Wenger Set To Challenge 'Get Out Clauses' At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sat 30th June
Cat Fight Starts As Allardyce Strikes Back!
- Newcastle United Sat 30th June
Carlisle Delighted With Toon Appointment
- Newcastle United Sat 30th June
England Man Joins Allardyce
- Newcastle United Sat 30th June
Mackems Ready To Swoop On Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Sat 30th June
Can Money Buy Success? Chelsea Manage OK
- Newcastle United Fri 29th June
Shorey Snubs Another Offer
- Newcastle United Fri 29th June
No Money From Toon For Dutch Striker
- Newcastle United Fri 29th June
Babayaro To See Out His Contract?
- Newcastle United Fri 29th June
Toon To Sign 'Crocked' Defender?
- Newcastle United Fri 29th June
Nolan Praise For Big Sam
- Newcastle United Fri 29th June
Ashley Set For 'Compulsorily Purchase' Of Shares
- Newcastle United Fri 29th June
Viduka Situation Not What Sam Expected
- Newcastle United Fri 29th June
Pav Looking For Swansong
- Newcastle United Thu 28th June
Viduka Quote Taken Out Of Context
- Newcastle United Thu 28th June
Where Is This Bid From Strachan?
- Newcastle United Thu 28th June
Hughes Signs For Fulham
- Newcastle United Thu 28th June
PROBABLY ... The Best Deal In The World
- Newcastle United Thu 28th June
Sven Has £50m To Spend - Owen Rumours Continue
- Newcastle United Thu 28th June
No Disrespect But Martins Is No Thierry Henry
- Newcastle United Thu 28th June
Hall's End Newcastle Relationship
- Newcastle United Wed 27th June
Nobby's Boys Doing 'Very Well Thank You'
- Newcastle United Wed 27th June
Shepherd Walks Away Quietly
- Newcastle United Wed 27th June
Taylor Battles Against Time
- Newcastle United Wed 27th June
Jambo Turns Doon The Toon? You're Joking!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th June
Watch It Jimmy ... Shay Given Is Out To Get Yer!
- Newcastle United Wed 27th June
Czech Signs Today
- Newcastle United Tue 26th June
Aaron Hughes Available - Is He Worth A Chance?
- Newcastle United Tue 26th June
'Dizzy' Part Of The Welcome Reception For Sam?
- Newcastle United Tue 26th June
UEFA Admit Mistakes
- Newcastle United Tue 26th June
Allardyce Not To Blame For O'Brien's Departure
- Newcastle United Tue 26th June
The Man Who Warned Newcastle About McGarry
- Newcastle United Mon 25th June
Tommy Craig Raiding His Old Team
- Newcastle United Mon 25th June
New Deal Spurs On Viduka
- Newcastle United Mon 25th June
Toon Midfielder's Bust Up In Restaurant
- Newcastle United Mon 25th June
Boro Step In To Nick Newcastle Target
- Newcastle United Mon 25th June
England Cough Up £10m For Owen Injury
- Newcastle United Mon 25th June
Alan Smith Latest - No Deal Struck
- Newcastle United Mon 25th June
Is Allardyce Wise To Let O'Brien Fly The Roost?
- Newcastle United Mon 25th June
Sam Set To Ignore Shearer's Wish
- Newcastle United Sun 24th June
Defender Moves In ... Another Midfielder On The Way?
- Newcastle United Sun 24th June
Nobby Gets The 'Spanish Archer' - El Bow!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th June
Martins Mystery - Nowhere Near Scene Of Shooting
- Newcastle United Sun 24th June
Dutch Reclaim Crown
- Newcastle United Sun 24th June
Oh No ... Shepherd Stays On!
- Newcastle United Sun 24th June
Sam To Return Newcastle To Keegan Era
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd June
Ashley Set To Lose His Man
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd June
Owen Latest - Arsenal Set To Make A Move?
- Newcastle United Sat 23rd June
Premier League In Limbo Over Newcastle
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd June
Do We Need More Games For Our Toon Players?
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd June
Taylor Says - I'm No Coward!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd June
City Ready To Offer £9m For Owen!
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd June
If Owen Goes - Kanoute Moves In
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd June
Smith Heading To St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd June
Italian Giants Heading To St James' Park
- Newcastle United Fri 22nd June
Shearer Starting To Make Enemies?
- Newcastle United Thu 21st June
Martins Insists He Did NOT Go AWOL!
- Newcastle United Thu 21st June
Ashley Set To Kick Newcastle Into Shape
- Newcastle United Thu 21st June
Martins Thought He Was Going To Die
- Newcastle United Thu 21st June
Toon Boys Made Us So Proud
- Newcastle United Thu 21st June
Ex-Toon Manager Points Finger At Shepherd
- Newcastle United Thu 21st June
Why Has The Chairman Allowed This?
- Newcastle United Thu 21st June
Toon Duo Go Into Battle
- Newcastle United Wed 20th June
The Life And Times Of A Newcastle No 9
- Newcastle United Wed 20th June
Shearer Still Calling The Shots At Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Wed 20th June
Ex-Toon Defender Heading To Birmingham
- Newcastle United Tue 19th June
Hammers Or Blades? We Find Out Today
- Newcastle United Tue 19th June
Toon Forget England International
- Newcastle United Tue 19th June
Sir Les Says ... Kick Them Out!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th June
Milner Wants A Winner's Medal
- Newcastle United Tue 19th June
Newcastle ARE Interested In Beckham!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th June
Rozehnal Bound For Germany
- Newcastle United Tue 19th June
Premiership Turn Table On Blades
- Newcastle United Tue 19th June
Sam Doesn't Want To Lose Out Again!
- Newcastle United Tue 19th June
DAN THE MAN ... In Our Thoughts
- Newcastle United Tue 19th June
Shearer Wants To See Clear Out
- Newcastle United Mon 18th June
Owen Still Has To Prove Full Fitness
- Newcastle United Mon 18th June
England March On With Toon Duo
- Newcastle United Mon 18th June
Ex-Newcastle Striker Takes Over At Motherwell
- Newcastle United Mon 18th June
Bellamy Following In The Footsteps Of Rush?
- Newcastle United Mon 18th June
Allardyce Has Most To Lose In Inquiry
- Newcastle United Sun 17th June
Souness Stands Alone
- Newcastle United Sun 17th June
Sam Wants Break For ... Bonding
- Newcastle United Sun 17th June
Viduka U-Turn Backed
- Newcastle United Sun 17th June
Spot Checks On Transfers
- Newcastle United Sun 17th June
Sam After Kanoute
- Newcastle United Sun 17th June
Barton Asks For Toon Army Backing
- Newcastle United Sat 16th June
Sorry Bobby But Steven Is Not Taylor-made For Job
- Newcastle United Sat 16th June
Can Newcastle Shake Up The Premiership?
- Newcastle United Sat 16th June
It's Bye Bye Freddy!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th June
Lord Stevens' Inquiry A Fuss About Nothing!
- Newcastle United Sat 16th June
Shepherd The Only One To Push The Button
- Newcastle United Sat 16th June
Bolton Delighted To Have Sam Back
- Newcastle United Fri 15th June
Boro The Cling-ons On The Starboard Bow
- Newcastle United Fri 15th June
There Will Be Tears Before Long From Toon Target
- Newcastle United Fri 15th June
£300,000 Pay-Off Paid By Newcastle
- Newcastle United Fri 15th June
Taylor's Bad Habit Could Have Been So Costly
- Newcastle United Fri 15th June
Major Newcastle Striker Blow For Big Sam!
- Newcastle United Fri 15th June
Last Day For Season Tickets
- Newcastle United Fri 15th June
Sam Makes Swift Return To Reebok
- Newcastle United Thu 14th June
I've Heard Of Bad Losers ... But God Forbid!
- Newcastle United Thu 14th June
Taylor Hopes For A Return To England Action
- Newcastle United Thu 14th June
Why Not Add Nat Lofthouse And Be Done With It?
- Newcastle United Thu 14th June
Success At A Pace - Is Not The Allardyce Way
- Newcastle United Thu 14th June
Toon Feel Benefit From Last Season's Injury Crisis
- Newcastle United Thu 14th June
Martins Has Been Spotted
- Newcastle United Thu 14th June
Bellamy Has £6m Release Clause
- Newcastle United Wed 13th June
Allardyce Has No Interest In Foreign Wingers
- Newcastle United Wed 13th June
Troubled City Turn On Allardyce
- Newcastle United Wed 13th June
Four Year Toon Deal For Dutch Goalkeeper
- Newcastle United Wed 13th June
Dummies Are Bouncing Around Middlesbrough
- Newcastle United Wed 13th June
Taylor's Frustration
- Newcastle United Wed 13th June
Rozenhal Deal On The Table
- Newcastle United Tue 12th June
Babayaro Set To See Out His Contract In The Reserves
- Newcastle United Tue 12th June
Keane Snubs Carr
- Newcastle United Tue 12th June
Toon Target New Sibierski
- Newcastle United Tue 12th June
Big Sam Fails In His Bolton Swoop
- Newcastle United Tue 12th June
Milner Replacement Blows It!
- Newcastle United Tue 12th June
Souness Hits Out At Shepherd
- Newcastle United Tue 12th June
West Ham To Hijack Barton Deal?
- Newcastle United Tue 12th June
McClaren Claims Adversity Helped Owen And Becks
- Newcastle United Sun 10th June
Sam Alerted By Baird's Release
- Newcastle United Sun 10th June
Sam: Fixture List Is So Important - We MUST Make A Good Start
- Newcastle United Sun 10th June
Geordie Boy Says Viduka Will Stun Toon Army
- Newcastle United Sun 10th June
Toon Not Big Enough For Amsterdam
- Newcastle United Sun 10th June
Sibierski Phone Call That Could Alter Newcastle's Future
- Newcastle United Sun 10th June
City And Barton Could End Up In Court!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th June
Nobby's 648th U-Turn
- Newcastle United Sun 10th June
Toon Keeper On His Way Out?
- Newcastle United Sun 10th June
Biggest Hint Owen Is On His Way!
- Newcastle United Sun 10th June
Law Changed After Leeds Bend The Rules
- Newcastle United Sat 9th June
Owen Gives Ex-Toon Target Inspiration
- Newcastle United Sat 9th June
Ashley To Decide Shepherd's Fate
- Newcastle United Sat 9th June
Viduka Wants To Add Another Dimension To Toon Attack
- Newcastle United Sat 9th June
Scouse Turned Geordie
- Newcastle United Sat 9th June
Boro Face A New Problem After Viduka Exit
- Newcastle United Sat 9th June
Ashley Won't Throw Money At A Problem
- Newcastle United Sat 9th June
New Signing As Good As His Word
- Newcastle United Fri 8th June
Ex-Toon Striker Signs For Leicester
- Newcastle United Fri 8th June
Viduka Impressed By Sam's Big Plans
- Newcastle United Fri 8th June
Toon Learn From Woodgate Sham
- Newcastle United Thu 7th June
One Player NOT On Sam's List
- Newcastle United Thu 7th June
Parker Brings Back Memories Of Beardsley
- Newcastle United Thu 7th June
Shepherd Gets Best Of Both Worlds
- Newcastle United Thu 7th June
Geordie Boy Glory With England
- Newcastle United Wed 6th June
Owen The Man To Keep Allardyce At Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Wed 6th June
The Worst Fans In The World?
- Newcastle United Wed 6th June
Parker And Lampard Ease The Frustration Of Fans?
- Newcastle United Wed 6th June
Dyer's Chance To Show His Worth?
- Newcastle United Wed 6th June
Barton Signs!
- Newcastle United Wed 6th June
Frenchman Hits Out At Newcastle Chairman
- Newcastle United Wed 6th June
Viduka Sides With Big Sam
- Newcastle United Tue 5th June
Horror Tackle Forgotten
- Newcastle United Tue 5th June
Dyer Returns To Where He First Started
- Newcastle United Tue 5th June
Do You Fancy A Job At St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Tue 5th June
Sam Pushes Parker Out The Door
- Newcastle United Tue 5th June
Barton Set To Become Geordie Legend
- Newcastle United Tue 5th June
When The Wife Wears The Pants ...
- Newcastle United Mon 4th June
Allardyce Ready To Pay Top Dosh For Barton
- Newcastle United Mon 4th June
Sibierski Set To Join Bramble
- Newcastle United Mon 4th June
Bramble Signs For Wigan
- Newcastle United Mon 4th June
Allardyce Set To Sign International Defender!
- Newcastle United Mon 4th June
Owen Promises Goals
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd June
Bramble Could Snub Portsmouth
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd June
Beckham NOT Heading To Tyneside
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd June
Farrington Hits The Nail On The Head!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd June
Luque Short-Changed? Get Away!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd June
Shepherd Replacement Named
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd June
Ashley Wants Wenger As Manager!
- Newcastle United Sun 3rd June
Sammy Out To Stop Allardyce
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd June
Toon Duo Wear The Shirt With Pride
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd June
No Burn Out For Taylor
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd June
Hammers Fan Warns Us Of Reo-Coker
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd June
Ashley Turns Up On The Doorstep
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd June
Martins Up For Sale?
- Newcastle United Sat 2nd June