Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Owen: "Europe Is An Outside Chance"
- Newcastle United Sat 31st March
Toon Secret Service
- Newcastle United Sat 31st March
Shepherd "Pushed Out The Boat" To Bring In Players
- Newcastle United Sat 31st March
Team line-ups v Manchester City
- Newcastle United Sat 31st March
Newcastle United 0 Manchester City 1
- Newcastle United Sat 31st March
FootyMAD's Manchester City match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 30th March
Toon v City - Last Time We Met
- Newcastle United Fri 30th March
Worst 45 Minutes In Living Memory?
- Newcastle United Fri 30th March
UEFA Devalue Champions League ... Again?
- Newcastle United Fri 30th March
City Wait On England International
- Newcastle United Fri 30th March
Owen - Huge Miss For Club And Country
- Newcastle United Fri 30th March
Ramage - Newcastle MUST Turn The Corner!
- Newcastle United Fri 30th March
Roeder: "Players Should Motivate Themselves"
- Newcastle United Fri 30th March
Sibierski Ready For Pearce And His Boys
- Newcastle United Fri 30th March
Toon Army Ticket News
- Newcastle United Wed 28th March
Roeder Defends His Goalkeeper
- Newcastle United Wed 28th March
Pressure On Clarky To Produce?
- Newcastle United Wed 28th March
Downing Ahead Of Dyer? You Must Be Joking!
- Newcastle United Wed 28th March
Roeder "Don't Judge Me Yet"
- Newcastle United Tue 27th March
Mackem Jibe At Shay Given
- Newcastle United Tue 27th March
Let's Hope We Can Recognise Shearer
- Newcastle United Tue 27th March
The Only "True" North-East Derby This Season
- Newcastle United Tue 27th March
Emre On Course For Euro 2008
- Newcastle United Tue 27th March
Clark's Boys Crash Again
- Newcastle United Mon 26th March
Owen Given His Priorities
- Newcastle United Mon 26th March
Shay Hopes For Record
- Newcastle United Mon 26th March
Kieron To Benefit From England Disaster?
- Newcastle United Mon 26th March
Roeder Patience Running Short With Shepherd
- Newcastle United Sun 25th March
Toon Fight £543,000 VAT Bill
- Newcastle United Sun 25th March
Milner Beats Taylor To Wembley History
- Newcastle United Sun 25th March
Smoggy Heading For The Sack
- Newcastle United Sun 25th March
Don't Blame Beckham And Shearer - Blame The Manager!
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd March
Sir Bobby On Shearer And Bellamy
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd March
Shepherd Puts Block On Deals
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd March
Toon Army News
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd March
We Don't Need McClaren Knocking On The Door
- Newcastle United Fri 23rd March
Toon Beaten By Blades
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd March
SKY TV Visit St James' Park
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd March
Trouble At The Bridge - Good News For Newcastle
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd March
Have We Missed Carr?
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd March
Defender Signs On The Dotted Line
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd March
Toon Striker: "I Can Be A Big Asset To Newcastle"
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd March
Toon Legend Praise For Rooney
- Newcastle United Thu 22nd March
Roeder Misses School
- Newcastle United Wed 21st March
Ex-Toon Striker Set To Ruin Mackems Dream?
- Newcastle United Wed 21st March
Dyer's Biggest Regret
- Newcastle United Wed 21st March
Cardiff Will Miss The Geordie Wizard
- Newcastle United Wed 21st March
Emre Decision Depends On Crowd Reaction
- Newcastle United Wed 21st March
Has Roeder Still Got His Wish List?
- Newcastle United Wed 21st March
Dyer And That Ferrari Crash
- Newcastle United Wed 21st March
Emre's Premiership Career Saved
- Newcastle United Tue 20th March
Roeder Locked Players In Dressing Room
- Newcastle United Tue 20th March
Travel Sickness A Concern To Solano
- Newcastle United Tue 20th March
Shepherd The Key To Toon Player's Future
- Newcastle United Tue 20th March
Emre Flies To Turkey
- Newcastle United Tue 20th March
Goalkeeper Blunders Cost Newcastle Final Place
- Newcastle United Tue 20th March
No Fight As Toon Go Down At The Valley
- Newcastle United Mon 19th March
Pardew: "I Made Wrong Decision"
- Newcastle United Mon 19th March
Roeder Blames Injuries For Charlton Defeat
- Newcastle United Mon 19th March
Taylor Misses Out On History
- Newcastle United Mon 19th March
Toon Kids Can Lift The Doom And Gloom
- Newcastle United Mon 19th March
Solano Points The Way
- Newcastle United Mon 19th March
Toon Army Update
- Newcastle United Mon 19th March
Our Last Visit To The Valley
- Newcastle United Sun 18th March
Toon v Charlton - Our Last Meeting
- Newcastle United Sun 18th March
It's Ready And Waiting For Toon Boys To Visit
- Newcastle United Sun 18th March
Parker Predicts Tough Game
- Newcastle United Sun 18th March
Roeder Wants To Change Newcastle History
- Newcastle United Sun 18th March
Toon At Loggerheads With Nigeria AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Sun 18th March
Shearer Claims "Running Row" Will Cost Silverware
- Newcastle United Sun 18th March
Team line-ups v Charlton Athletic
- Newcastle United Sun 18th March
Charlton Athletic 2 Newcastle United 0
- Newcastle United Sun 18th March
FootyMAD's Charlton Athletic match preview
- Newcastle United Sat 17th March
Even InterToto Could Be Beyond Us
- Newcastle United Sat 17th March
Pardew Puts Faith In Bent
- Newcastle United Sat 17th March
Dyer And Parker Get England Call
- Newcastle United Sat 17th March
Newcastle - What Could Have Been
- Newcastle United Sat 17th March
Toon Players Say "Sorry" To Fans
- Newcastle United Sat 17th March
Roeder: "Our Defenders Never Learn!"
- Newcastle United Sat 17th March
Only A Take Over Will Bring Success To Toon!
- Newcastle United Sat 17th March
Toon Crash Out With Half-Hearted Performance
- Newcastle United Fri 16th March
Roeder Second Best To "The Master"
- Newcastle United Fri 16th March
Roeder Blames Referee
- Newcastle United Fri 16th March
Another Duff Performance!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th March
Qualifying For Europe Is NOT Success!
- Newcastle United Fri 16th March
Info For Toon Fans Travelling To Charlton
- Newcastle United Fri 16th March
Butt Misses Charlton Trip
- Newcastle United Fri 16th March
UEFA Cup Latest
- Newcastle United Thu 15th March
Wembley Honour For Toon Players
- Newcastle United Thu 15th March
Roeder - The Geordie Churchill
- Newcastle United Thu 15th March
Roeder "Forget The Past - Let's Move On!"
- Newcastle United Thu 15th March
Supermouth: "Newcastle Surprised Us"
- Newcastle United Thu 15th March
No Passengers For The Toon UEFA Cup Bus
- Newcastle United Thu 15th March
Newcastle's Answer To Beckham
- Newcastle United Thu 15th March
Team line-ups v AZ Alkmaar
- Newcastle United Thu 15th March
AZ Alkmaar 2 Newcastle United 0
- Newcastle United Thu 15th March
Solano And Martins Target Tino
- Newcastle United Wed 14th March
Newcastle To Lose Pearson?
- Newcastle United Wed 14th March
Roeder Keeps The Bookies At Arm's Length
- Newcastle United Wed 14th March
Toon Players Picks Up Award
- Newcastle United Wed 14th March
Hall Not About To Switch Clubs (Again)
- Newcastle United Wed 14th March
No New Injuries To Report
- Newcastle United Wed 14th March
Clock Ticks Down On Bernard
- Newcastle United Tue 13th March
Toon Defeat But Experience Cannot Be Bought
- Newcastle United Tue 13th March
Has The Tide Turned For Bramble
- Newcastle United Tue 13th March
The Unlikely Partners In Crime
- Newcastle United Tue 13th March
London Calling?
- Newcastle United Tue 13th March
AZ Show Their Credentials
- Newcastle United Tue 13th March
Bigger Fish To Fry Than Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Mon 12th March
End Of The Road For Ex-Toon Hero
- Newcastle United Mon 12th March
Dyer Warning - Job Only Half Done
- Newcastle United Mon 12th March
Solano "We Can Score At Any Time"
- Newcastle United Mon 12th March
Emre Thanks Newcastle Fans For Support
- Newcastle United Mon 12th March
The Final Is Still Only 90 Minutes Away
- Newcastle United Mon 12th March
Not The End Of The World For 19-year-old
- Newcastle United Mon 12th March
New Lease Of Life For Newcastle Midfielder
- Newcastle United Mon 12th March
Mackems Can Forget Toon Talks
- Newcastle United Mon 12th March
Wembley Open For Business
- Newcastle United Fri 9th March
Toon Look For UEFA Cup Glory As Favourites Slip Up!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th March
Have Newcastle Broken That 37 Year Hoodoo?
- Newcastle United Fri 9th March
45 Minutes Of Pure Magic!
- Newcastle United Fri 9th March
Roeder Does Not Fear Dutch Trip
- Newcastle United Fri 9th March
Martins No "Headless Chicken"
- Newcastle United Fri 9th March
Van Gaal: "I Was Right About Martins"
- Newcastle United Fri 9th March
Now Roeder Has To Earn His Money
- Newcastle United Thu 8th March
Solano - Schoolyard Tactics Won't Win This Tie!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th March
Van Gaal Takes Swipe At Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th March
Roeder Calls For "Aggressive Support"
- Newcastle United Thu 8th March
Ex-Toon Skipper Loves The "Underdogs" Tag
- Newcastle United Thu 8th March
No Laughing When We Pick Up That Trophy!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th March
French Claws Are Out!
- Newcastle United Thu 8th March
Turnstiles Open For Cash At St James' Park
- Newcastle United Thu 8th March
Have We A New Gazza?
- Newcastle United Thu 8th March
Toon Record-Breaker Looks Back
- Newcastle United Thu 8th March
Team line-ups v AZ Alkmaar
- Newcastle United Thu 8th March
Newcastle United 4 AZ Alkmaar 2
- Newcastle United Thu 8th March
Woody Could Return To St James' If We Make UEFA Cup
- Newcastle United Wed 7th March
Dutchman Expects A Kicking At St James' Park
- Newcastle United Wed 7th March
Swede Tells Roeder To Forget Any Interest
- Newcastle United Wed 7th March
Ex-Toon Player Involved In Fight!
- Newcastle United Wed 7th March
Ex-Smog Backs Toon In Europe
- Newcastle United Wed 7th March
Gaal Plays Mind Games With Roeder
- Newcastle United Wed 7th March
Luque Makes An Appearance
- Newcastle United Wed 7th March
Toon Sign Barclays Bank Fella
- Newcastle United Mon 5th March
Nobby Wants Positive Reaction
- Newcastle United Mon 5th March
Owen Backs Beckham For England Recall
- Newcastle United Mon 5th March
Will Luque Play Tonight?
- Newcastle United Mon 5th March
Milner: "Clean Sheets Are Important"
- Newcastle United Mon 5th March
Dutch Put The Heat On Newcastle
- Newcastle United Mon 5th March
Total Turn Around At St James' Park
- Newcastle United Sun 4th March
Duff Returning To London?
- Newcastle United Sun 4th March
Bramble And Woodgate Star In Bore Draw
- Newcastle United Sun 4th March
March 19 ... Emre's D-Day
- Newcastle United Sun 4th March
Gooch Wants To Be The New McNamee
- Newcastle United Sun 4th March
Roeder: "Never In Danger Of Losing"
- Newcastle United Sun 4th March
Owen The "Luque" Of Madrid
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd March
Two Players We Don't Need!
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd March
Roeder's Luxury May Bring It's Own Problems
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd March
Roeder Tells Arsenal To Forget Charlie Boy
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd March
Luque Ruins The Betting
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd March
Woodgate: "Why I Turned Down Newcastle"
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd March
Dyer And The Leeds "Brat Pack"
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd March
Team line-ups v Middlesbrough
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd March
Newcastle United 0 Middlesbrough 0
- Newcastle United Sat 3rd March
FootyMAD's Middlesbrough match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd March
Magpies v Smogs ... Toon Want Revenge
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd March
Ex-Toon Player Says "I Lost It!"
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd March
Another Reason For Toon To Target West Ham Ace
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd March
Newcastle Make Contingency Plans For Europe
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd March
Toon Fight Emre's Corner
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd March
Toon v Smogs Latest
- Newcastle United Fri 2nd March
Parker: "Away Form Is NOT Good Enough"
- Newcastle United Thu 1st March
FA To Listen To Another Racism Charge Against Emre
- Newcastle United Thu 1st March
Toon Set To Fight FIFA
- Newcastle United Thu 1st March
AZ Reach Cup Semi-Final
- Newcastle United Thu 1st March
Do Dutch Know About Michael Owen?
- Newcastle United Thu 1st March
Travelling Toon Fans Take Note
- Newcastle United Thu 1st March