Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Last Time City Came Calling!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
Ashley Ponders Over FA Cup Conundrum!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
What The Hell Has Newcastle Got To Do With Southgate?
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
Sorry Sir Bobby - But Ashley's Place Is WITH The Fans!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
Scouse Duo Both Back Shearer For Toon Job!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
Big Sam Let Down By Jailbird!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
African Nations Cup- In January - Is A Joke!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
Free Travel To Support The Toon At Stoke!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
£50m To Sack Sam? You've Got To Be Joking!
- Newcastle United Mon 31st December
'You Don't Know What You're Doin' But Not Sam This Time!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th December
Sam's Supposed 'Success' At Bolton Doesn't Wash!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th December
Daily Mail Claim Allardyce Set For The Chop!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th December
Toon Robbed!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th December
Chelsea Fans Will Have Grant Out Before Big Sam Goes!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th December
Allardyce: 'This Was Never Going To Be An Overnight Job'!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th December
WE BROKE THE NEWS - Are WE The Mole In The Camp?
- Newcastle United Sun 30th December
Sir Les Predicts The End For Sam!
- Newcastle United Sun 30th December
How Many Kids Were Out Playing Football On Xmas Day?
- Newcastle United Sat 29th December
Toon Pull Out Of Transfer!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th December
Soap-On-A-Rope For Bad Boy Barton!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th December
Who Will Show Up? Jekyll or Hyde?
- Newcastle United Sat 29th December
Newcastle Ready To Dump Barton!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th December
Barton/Allardyce Bust Up?
- Newcastle United Sat 29th December
Toon Defender Still Looking At European Qualification!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th December
Preston Set To Let Carroll Go!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th December
Hull Boss Sticks His Nose In!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th December
Well Then ... We Can Rule Out Ferguson For Toon Manager!
- Newcastle United Sat 29th December
Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Sat 29th December
FootyMAD's Chelsea match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 28th December
Last Time We Visited The Bridge!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th December
Loony Toon Arrested ... AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th December
Are You Going To Stamford Bridge?
- Newcastle United Fri 28th December
Duff Wants Players To Stand Up And Be Counted!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th December
Allardyce Nowhere Near As Good As Thinks He Is!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th December
Emre Says Sorry!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th December
Shearer Ready To Step In!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th December
Geremi Wants To Hang Onto Armband!
- Newcastle United Fri 28th December
Toon Fans Fooling Themselves With Shearer?
- Newcastle United Fri 28th December
Last Time We Visited JJB!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Was Sam Worried About Barton Temperament?
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Butt: 'We Have Huge Potential'
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Viduka Adds To Big Sam Woe!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Ex-Toon Player Puts Pressure On Under-Fire Sam!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
'We're S**** And We're Sick Of It'!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Allardyce: 'The Fans Are Right - That Was Rubbish'!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Bruce Frightened Newcastle ... Never Mind The Kids!
- Newcastle United Thu 27th December
Owen Back ... But Toon Don't Want Another False Dawn!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th December
Speed Will Sign For Blades In New Year!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th December
Smith Does It The Beardsley Way!
- Newcastle United Wed 26th December
Wigan Athletic 1 Newcastle United 0
- Newcastle United Wed 26th December
FootyMAD's Wigan Athletic match preview
- Newcastle United Tue 25th December
Duff - Sam's 'New Player'!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
Viduka Goals Mask A Horror Show!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
Ex-Toon Midfielder Looking To Prolong Career!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
Allardyce's England Chance Has Gone!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
Owen Could Be Drafted Into Fray!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
Heat Back On Allardyce!
- Newcastle United Mon 24th December
Viduka Heading To Blackburn?
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd December
Shearer Knows He Is Not Wanted!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd December
Taylor Wants Gaffa To Stay!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd December
Derby Defender: 'Toon No Great Shakes At Home'!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd December
Toon Fan Looking To Spoil Geordie Christmas!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd December
Shay Given - Last Man Standing!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd December
Ex-Toon Star Gets Opportunity At Hibs!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd December
Toon Fans Can Travel FREE To Stoke In FA Cup!
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd December
Newcastle United 2 Derby County 2
- Newcastle United Sun 23rd December
FootyMAD's Derby County match preview
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd December
Cole Gets Clark's Vote Over Sir Les!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd December
Geremi: 'By The Way - Christmas Is Cancelled!'
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd December
Toon Midfielder Happy To Leave In January!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd December
18/2/91 - The Day I Wanted To Put Roy Keane's 'Lamps Out'!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd December
Cacapa Ready For The Challenge!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd December
Jewell Wants 'European' Form Against Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd December
Let's Get Rid Of The Stuffed Magpies!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd December
Ranson Wants 'Big Sam Success'!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd December
Passion Is One Thing - Petulance We Don't Need!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd December
Win And Toon Players Could Have A Christmas!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd December
Pride Park Defeat Still Hurts Sam!
- Newcastle United Sat 22nd December
Toon Defeat Too Much For Londoners!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st December
Toon Midfielder Signs New Contract!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st December
No Quarter Given - Toon Want Revenge!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st December
Martins Goodbye Pledge!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st December
Owen Has A Rethink!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st December
Duff, Faye And Carr Ruled Out!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st December
Smith Favourite For Armband!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st December
Allardyce Wants A Selection Problem!
- Newcastle United Fri 21st December
Anyone Sick Of Hearing About Gudjohnsen?
- Newcastle United Thu 20th December
City Lose Interest In Owen!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th December
Smogs Put McClaren On The Backburner For Boro Return!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th December
Suddenly Wes Brown Transfer To Toon Looks A Possibility!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th December
Big Change At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Thu 20th December
Clean Sheet Given's Priority!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th December
Barton - No 'Bad Feeling' At St James' Park!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th December
Good News For Taylor - But Owen Out Again!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th December
We Jumped The Gun With The Chelsea Fixture!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th December
Ex-Toon Defender Praises Toon Army!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th December
Trialist Impresses On Tyneside!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th December
No St James' Return For Griffin!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th December
Ashley Reports £50m LOSS!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th December
Toon Fans Removed From Train!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th December
Toon Defender 'In Through One Door - Out Through The Other'!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th December
Sam Plays Down Midfielder Link!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th December
McCoist Wants Defender To Snub The Toon!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th December
Toon Fall To Boro 4-1!
- Newcastle United Wed 19th December
Wes Brown Offered To Tottenham?
- Newcastle United Wed 19th December
It Was Painful - But It Was Three Points!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th December
Allardyce Wants Points - Not Glorious Defeat!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th December
Allardyce Says System Is Stopping Him Become Successful!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th December
Allardyce Says Foreign Players Are Always A Risk!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th December
NO Toon Player Will Leave In January INCLUDING Owen!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th December
Taylor's Loss - Cacapa's Gain!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th December
Allardyce: 'Toon Confidence Is High'
- Newcastle United Mon 17th December
Toon Defender Wants To See 'More Of The Same'!
- Newcastle United Mon 17th December
Allardyce Calls Time On Defender!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th December
Beye's Love Of Toon Refreshing To Hear!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th December
Sanchez Feels The Heat As Fulham Suffer Another Late Defeat!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th December
Allardyce: 'Referee Got It Right!'
- Newcastle United Sun 16th December
Barton Won Battle With Milner!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th December
Sir Les Claims Martins Is Causing Sam A Headache!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th December
Allardyce Verdict On Capello!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th December
'Don't Doubt Barton' Says Toon Hero!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th December
Newcastle Line Up £1m Defender!
- Newcastle United Sun 16th December
Newcastle Can Rule Out Shorey Bid!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th December
Allardyce: 'Staying Undefeated Breeds Confidence!'
- Newcastle United Sat 15th December
Toon Don't See Fulham A Pushover!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th December
Sanchez Doesn't Like Punters Betting On Him!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th December
Ranson Gets His Wish ... At Last!
- Newcastle United Sat 15th December
Team line-ups v Fulham
- Newcastle United Sat 15th December
Fulham 0 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Sat 15th December
FootyMAD's Fulham match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 14th December
Beye And Rozehnal Finding Their Feet?
- Newcastle United Fri 14th December
Shearer A Fish Out Of Water In New Regime?
- Newcastle United Fri 14th December
Did Souness Make A Mistake Letting Hughes Go?
- Newcastle United Fri 14th December
Duff Ruled Out - Again!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th December
Who Is 'On The Tyne Heading To France'?
- Newcastle United Fri 14th December
Mackem On Board At Newcastle?
- Newcastle United Fri 14th December
Allardyce 'Not Convinced' About Wes Brown!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th December
Would A Draw Suit Allardyce At Fulham?
- Newcastle United Fri 14th December
Milner And N'Zogbia The Key!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th December
Time For Barton To Show Some Form!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th December
Michael Owen - Will He, Won't He?
- Newcastle United Fri 14th December
African Cup A 'Pain' To Big Sam!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th December
Sir Bobby Still Bitter Towards Freddy Shepherd!
- Newcastle United Fri 14th December
Will Toon Get Sanchez The Sack?
- Newcastle United Fri 14th December
Sam Stands Firm On Ameobi Transfer!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th December
Craven Cottage Remembered!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th December
Cisse For Newcastle? Utter Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th December
Viduka Unsure About Future!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th December
Birmingham Game Not As 'Drab' As It Looked!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th December
UEFA Have Not Got The 'Balls' To Kick Out Roma!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th December
Cacapa Back To Put Right His Wrongs?
- Newcastle United Thu 13th December
Allardyce Sees Chance To End Year-Long Horror Record!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th December
No Square Pegs In Round Holes For Milner!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th December
Journal Confirm Toon Interest In Brown!
- Newcastle United Thu 13th December
Virgin On Toon Shirts Next Season?
- Newcastle United Thu 13th December
Fulham - 'You Only Sing When You're Rowing'!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th December
Newcastle's Grand Reunion Yet To Take Place!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th December
Fourth Toon Boss Linked With Brown!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th December
First David Beckham ... Now Wayne Rooney!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th December
Oh No - Please Don't Tell Me Sam Is Going 'Defensive' Again!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th December
No Surprise - Martins Get The Call!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th December
Unlike Celtic - Toon Players Go Into Hiding On Xmas Bash!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th December
Sam Pulls Out Of Transfer Deal!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th December
Gullit - 'No Sexy Football!'
- Newcastle United Wed 12th December
Ramage Looking At April Return!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th December
Scouse Pickpockets At It AGAIN!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th December
Ex-Toon Midfielder Joins Sunderland!
- Newcastle United Wed 12th December
Boro And Manc Fixture Changes!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th December
Hartlepool Fixture On Thursday!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th December
Sir Bobby: 'England Manager Should Be English'!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th December
Mort - 'I'm No Puppet For Ashley'!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th December
Mort Decides Which Players To Sign - NOT Allardyce!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th December
Allardyce 'I Came To Newcastle To Buy Quality I Couldn't Buy At Bolton'
- Newcastle United Tue 11th December
Ex-Toon Defender Set To 'Buy' Club!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th December
Shearer To Assist Capello As England Coach!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th December
Allardyce Blasts African Nations Cup - And Rightly So!
- Newcastle United Tue 11th December
Toon Draw Chelsea!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Robson Bows Out With Top Award!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Ashton To Toon Rumours Set To Surface?
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Newcastle Confirm Interest From Consortium!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Allardyce: 'Long Ball Makes Arsenal A Better Team'!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Garcia Move All Paper Talk!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Toon Organise A Match For Midweek To Test Duff!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Rozehnal Pleased Mates Pulled Him Out Of A Hole!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
By-by Baba ... And Good Riddance!
- Newcastle United Mon 10th December
Mackems Heading For Relegation!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th December
Martins Heads Away In January!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th December
Money Not An Incentive To Martins!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th December
Allardyce: 'Rotation Is The Only Way'!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th December
Allardyce The 'New Alex Ferguson'?
- Newcastle United Sun 9th December
How Much Truth In This £200m Take Over?
- Newcastle United Sun 9th December
Big Sam Praise For 'Monumental Effort'!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th December
Brum Boss Blames Defeat On Referee!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th December
Lawrenson Says Pressure Caused By 'North East Gospel'!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th December
Ex-Toon Striker Suffering 'Wear And Tear'!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th December
Beye Ends Seven-Game Wait!
- Newcastle United Sun 9th December
For Birmingham Fans Only!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th December
No Quick Return For Newcastle's Injured Stars!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th December
Birmingham Team News!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th December
Blues Want To Stoke Up The Geordie 'Boo Boys'!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th December
Smith: 'I'm A Striker - Not Defensive Midfield Player'!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th December
Toon Goalkeeper Getting More Action Than Most!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th December
Allardyce: 'Brum Could Be More Difficult Than Arsenal'!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th December
Ten Arrests On Tyneside!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th December
Beye And Faye Give Allardyce Early Xmas Present!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th December
Benitez: 'Arsenal Gained A Point At Newcastle'!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th December
Milner: 'People Forget My Goal'!
- Newcastle United Sat 8th December
Team line-ups v Birmingham City
- Newcastle United Sat 8th December
Newcastle United 2 Birmingham City 1
- Newcastle United Sat 8th December
FootyMAD's Birmingham City match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Eriksson Repays Ex-Toon Midfielder!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Allardyce: 'I Will Do It MY Way'!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Duff Takes Backward Step!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Owen Set For January Transfer!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Given 'Furious' At Reports He Is The Player Leading The Revolt!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Toon Must Get Three Wins From Next Four Games!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Forrest Gump 'Half Lap' Suits Taylor!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Mort: 'We Are Heading In Right Direction'!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Birmingham City - 'And If You Know Your History ...'
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Milner: 'No Pressure Against Arsenal, But Brum Different Story'!
- Newcastle United Fri 7th December
Jock 'Snub' Paves The Way For Souness!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th December
Allardyce - Has The Penny FINALLY Dropped?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th December
Wenger: 'You Could Feel The Crisis'!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th December
Russian Tells Toon - 'Come And Get Me'!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th December
Emre Better Than Barton?
- Newcastle United Thu 6th December
Mort: 'Fans Influence Is Vital To Success!'
- Newcastle United Thu 6th December
The Heat Lifts As Allardyce Gets It Right (At Last)!
- Newcastle United Thu 6th December
Bad News For Travelling Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th December
Beardsley Set For Ireland Job?
- Newcastle United Wed 5th December
Ashley Gives Sam A Day's Grace!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th December
Sam Says He Expected 'Slump' Earlier!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th December
Given And Allardyce - A Very Unhappy Partnership!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th December
Wenger - The Manager's Buddy!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th December
Wenger Has His Problems!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th December
Geordie Boys Get It Right!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th December
Keegan Hits Out At Barton!
- Newcastle United Wed 5th December
Team line-ups v Arsenal
- Newcastle United Wed 5th December
Newcastle United 1 Arsenal 1
- Newcastle United Wed 5th December
FootyMAD's Arsenal match preview
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Of Course Allardyce Won't Quit ... Would YOU Give Up £4m?
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Who Were The Three 'Unhappy' Players?
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Ashley Tells Fans Sam Has 'Til Xmas To Turn It Around!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Arsenal ... 'And If You Know Your History ...'
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Come On Shay ... Players DID Go Knocking On Sam's Door!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Looking For 666 On Newcastle's 'Damien Thorn'
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Allardyce: 'Judge Me After 38 Games, NOT 14!'
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Allardyce: 'Player Power Won't Get Me Out!'
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
The Two Men Casting A Shadow Over Big Sam's Future!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Toon Set To Upset The Form Book!
- Newcastle United Tue 4th December
Soap-On-A-Rope For 'Hard Man' Barton!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd December
Last Thing Sam Needed Was Barton's Rant At Toon Fans!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd December
Worst St James' Park Record In 77 Years!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd December
Smith Wants To See Ewood 'Fight' On Wednesday!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd December
Allardyce Faces Tough Game At The Worst Possible Time!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd December
Shearer Would Get FA 'Dispensation' If He Took Over Toon!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd December
Stoke Delighted With Toon Draw!
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd December
Allardyce Warming Up His Kilt?
- Newcastle United Mon 3rd December
Shearer Set To Replace Allardyce!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd December
West Ham Want The Newcastle Team Of 2004!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd December
Emre And Rozehnal Go Head-To-Head!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd December
Allardyce: 'Premiership Is A Cruel Place!'
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd December
Hughes 'We Needed Newcastle Goal To Spark Us Into Life'!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd December
Ashley Sees Allardyce The Last Link With Shepherd!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd December
Sir Bobby Wants Foreign Manager!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd December
Allardyce On The Brink!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd December
'Bramble Horror Mistake' Never Heard THAT One Before!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd December
Toon Play Stoke In FA Cup!
- Newcastle United Sun 2nd December
SHUT UP BARTON! Give Us Something To Cheer!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st December
Toon Striker Accepts He Could Move In Transfer Window!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st December
Ex-Players Tell Barton To Let His Football Do His Talking!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st December
Good News For Shay ... Jaaskelainen Hints At Bolton Stay!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st December
Toon Defender Ready For The Call!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st December
Smith - No Talk Of Relegation In Toon Camp!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st December
Allardyce Wants To Keep Record Going At Blackburn!
- Newcastle United Sat 1st December
Team line-ups v Blackburn Rovers
- Newcastle United Sat 1st December
Blackburn Rovers 3 Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Sat 1st December