Newcastle United Mad News Archive

PSV "Take It Of Leave It" Offer To Luque
- Newcastle United Wed 31st January
Newcastle v Aston Villa - Past & Present
- Newcastle United Wed 31st January
Toon Army Want Souness To Pay Up
- Newcastle United Wed 31st January
Roeder Looks To Next Year (Now There's A Shock)
- Newcastle United Wed 31st January
Gooch - The Modern Day McNamee?
- Newcastle United Wed 31st January
Woooo ... Roeder's Claws Are Showing!
- Newcastle United Wed 31st January
Chairman Uses His OWN Cash For Transfers
- Newcastle United Wed 31st January
Team line-ups v Aston Villa
- Newcastle United Wed 31st January
FootyMAD's Aston Villa match preview
- Newcastle United Tue 30th January
Ajax Snub Freddy's Offer
- Newcastle United Tue 30th January
Wrong Place - Wrong Time - For Harper
- Newcastle United Tue 30th January
Duff Cannot Explain Poor Form
- Newcastle United Tue 30th January
Toon Coach Waits On Wardle Decision
- Newcastle United Tue 30th January
Bernard Can Forget Call Up
- Newcastle United Tue 30th January
Gentle Giant Slams Racism In Belgium
- Newcastle United Tue 30th January
No Money For Roeder!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th January
Info For Toon Fans Travelling To Belgium
- Newcastle United Tue 30th January
Is Technology The Answer?
- Newcastle United Tue 30th January
£18m Bid For Toon Target Knocked Back!
- Newcastle United Tue 30th January
Last Time We Met Villa ...
- Newcastle United Mon 29th January
Mourinho Puts Spanner In The Works
- Newcastle United Mon 29th January
Yank The Likely Option For Toon Transfer
- Newcastle United Mon 29th January
Who Will Beat The Deadline And Sign?
- Newcastle United Mon 29th January
No "Fog On The Tyne" For Martins
- Newcastle United Mon 29th January
Roeder Tries To Convince Fred To Back Him
- Newcastle United Mon 29th January
Toon Miss Out On Old Trafford Pay Day
- Newcastle United Mon 29th January
Yank Signs For Newcastle!
- Newcastle United Mon 29th January
Has Emre Played His Last Game?
- Newcastle United Sun 28th January
"Newcastle Fans Upset"? Rubbish!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th January
The Most Unlikely Toon Partnership
- Newcastle United Sun 28th January
Toon Fans Watching West Ham
- Newcastle United Sun 28th January
Another Goal Feast For Ex-Toon Striker
- Newcastle United Sun 28th January
"Shevchenko Is No Alan Shearer"
- Newcastle United Sun 28th January
SIX Players Turn Down Roeder!
- Newcastle United Sun 28th January
Does Roeder Need A Reality Check?
- Newcastle United Sun 28th January
Emre Injured? Or Waiting For Decision?
- Newcastle United Sat 27th January
News From The Toon "Sick Room"
- Newcastle United Sat 27th January
Will Shepherd Bottle It Again?
- Newcastle United Sat 27th January
Martins Must Decide
- Newcastle United Sat 27th January
Owen Following In Dyer's Footsteps
- Newcastle United Sat 27th January
Spanish Clubs "Running Scared" On Luque
- Newcastle United Fri 26th January
Thomasson ... Not Good Enough For The Toon!
- Newcastle United Fri 26th January
Emre Fights To Save His Toon Career
- Newcastle United Fri 26th January
Ex-Toon Defender Set For Top Job
- Newcastle United Fri 26th January
Curbishley Bracing Himself For Toon Swoop?
- Newcastle United Fri 26th January
Coppell: "Newcastle's 5-1 Defeat A Rehearsal"
- Newcastle United Fri 26th January
Toon Outclassed ... But Hang On
- Newcastle United Thu 25th January
Loan Signing Named
- Newcastle United Thu 25th January
Harper Getting His Reward
- Newcastle United Thu 25th January
Newcastle's Chance Of Winning The Premiership?
- Newcastle United Thu 25th January
Toon Player Fighting Against Time
- Newcastle United Thu 25th January
Roeder Pulls Out Of Move For Defender!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th January
Ex-Toon Defender Heading To Turf Moor
- Newcastle United Thu 25th January
Guess Where Ronaldo's Going?
- Newcastle United Thu 25th January
Not Just A Bye ... But Spurs Want Compensation!
- Newcastle United Thu 25th January
The Toon Sit Out Saturday ... So ...
- Newcastle United Thu 25th January
Roeder's Embarrassing Situation
- Newcastle United Wed 24th January
Toon Sit It Out As Spurs And Man U Battle
- Newcastle United Wed 24th January
Toon To Add To Wigan Woe?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th January
Oba Martins - Is He Worth The Risk?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th January
Toon Defender - Return From The Dead?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th January
Toon Fans Priced Out Of St James' Park?
- Newcastle United Wed 24th January
Davies Staying - WBA Call Roeder's Bluff!
- Newcastle United Wed 24th January
Toon "Keeper's Union" Gets Revenge
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd January
Newcastle's Loss - Carlisle's Gain?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd January
Internationals For Toon?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd January
Ameobi For England?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd January
Lee Clark Too Quick To Take Credit?
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd January
Roeder Laughs Off London Rumours
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd January
Mackem Claims Shearer Took Easier Option
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd January
Owen Backs Chelsea Misfit
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd January
Toon Striker Joins Scottish Club
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd January
Toon Told It Will Take A "Mega Bucks Offer" To Get Defender
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd January
Newcastle Old Boy Wants Transfer
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd January
Bramble Looks Forward To Aston Villa
- Newcastle United Tue 23rd January
No Dalglish "Old Pals Act" From Roeder
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd January
Wenger Knocks Back Roeder Bid
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd January
Milner Joins The Toon "Fight Club"
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd January
Any Truth In Toon £9m Bid?
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd January
Toon Player's Hammers' Jinx!
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd January
Milner Blasts Back At Chelsea
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd January
Geordie Boys Top Derby League
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd January
Ex-Toon Striker Makes Impact In Italy
- Newcastle United Mon 22nd January
Latest On Ramage And Given
- Newcastle United Sun 21st January
Hammers Moan ... But Boot On The Other Foot
- Newcastle United Sun 21st January
Roeder Dismisses First Half Disaster
- Newcastle United Sun 21st January
Shepherd And Sir John At Loggerheads!
- Newcastle United Sun 21st January
Roeder Goes "Cap In Hand"
- Newcastle United Sun 21st January
Roeder Needs To Change His Team Talk
- Newcastle United Sun 21st January
Team line-ups v West Ham United
- Newcastle United Sat 20th January
Newcastle United 2 West Ham United 2
- Newcastle United Sat 20th January
FootyMAD's West Ham United match preview
- Newcastle United Fri 19th January
Roeder In Crunch Talks With Shepherd!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th January
West Ham - Last Time They Came To St James' Park
- Newcastle United Fri 19th January
Beresford: "The Result Wasn't Even On Coupon!"
- Newcastle United Fri 19th January
No Deal - Hall Wants Out But Freddy Wants More Dosh
- Newcastle United Fri 19th January
West Ham - The Form And Facts
- Newcastle United Fri 19th January
Dropping Attendances - What Is To Blame?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th January
Ex-Toon Defender Hits Out At "Bling Brigade"
- Newcastle United Fri 19th January
"He's Only A Poor Little Hammer ..."
- Newcastle United Fri 19th January
What DID Roeder Say At Goodison?
- Newcastle United Fri 19th January
Toon v Hammers - Saturday's Preview
- Newcastle United Fri 19th January
Ex-Toon Striker Arrested!
- Newcastle United Fri 19th January
Newcastle's Worst Since 1914! OFFICIAL!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th January
Geordie Boy "It's Not Revenge"
- Newcastle United Thu 18th January
Toon Result Ends Bruce Speculation
- Newcastle United Thu 18th January
Toon Fans DEMAND A Reaction!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th January
Shepherd Now On Borrowed Time!
- Newcastle United Thu 18th January
Roeder: "I Don't Want This Kind Of History"
- Newcastle United Thu 18th January
Roeder Says "Goodbye" To "Fat Boy"
- Newcastle United Thu 18th January
Ex-Toon Star The "Steal" Of The Transfer Window?
- Newcastle United Thu 18th January
Ex-Toon Manager Told To Get Oooot Of Toon
- Newcastle United Thu 18th January
From St James' Park To ... Parma
- Newcastle United Thu 18th January
Roeder: "It's Up To The Chairman Now"
- Newcastle United Thu 18th January
Celtic Want Toon Defender
- Newcastle United Thu 18th January
Nobby, Emre And Taylor Add To Roeder's Worries
- Newcastle United Thu 18th January
Team line-ups v Birmingham City
- Newcastle United Wed 17th January
Newcastle United 1 Birmingham City 5
- Newcastle United Wed 17th January
"How Do You Solve A Problem Like ... Luque?"
- Newcastle United Tue 16th January
Cup Result So Important For One Toon Player
- Newcastle United Tue 16th January
The Player Who Gets Toon Managers The Sack
- Newcastle United Tue 16th January
Shearer Better Than The Chronicle Makes Out
- Newcastle United Tue 16th January
Newcastle's Best Ever? He Certainly Is!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th January
Roeder Forced Into A Corner ... Again!
- Newcastle United Tue 16th January
Brum Say "Stop Kieron Dyer"
- Newcastle United Tue 16th January
St James' Park ... Back To The Future?
- Newcastle United Tue 16th January
Newcastle Rule Out 'Fat Boy'
- Newcastle United Mon 15th January
Jol Crying In His Beer
- Newcastle United Mon 15th January
Harper Was "Child Minding"
- Newcastle United Mon 15th January
Toon Show Spurs The Way
- Newcastle United Mon 15th January
Emre: "I'm Ready To Quit!"
- Newcastle United Mon 15th January
Toon v Brum - Last Time We Met
- Newcastle United Mon 15th January
Roeder: "It's A Culture Thing"
- Newcastle United Mon 15th January
Bitter-Sweet For Solano
- Newcastle United Mon 15th January
Team line-ups v Tottenham Hotspur
- Newcastle United Sun 14th January
Tottenham Hotspur 2 Newcastle United 3
- Newcastle United Sun 14th January
FootyMAD's Tottenham Hotspur match preview
- Newcastle United Sat 13th January
Newcastle Laugh Off Dutch Offer
- Newcastle United Sat 13th January
"London Calling" ... But Not For Toon Skipper
- Newcastle United Sat 13th January
"Special One" Uses Toon For His Own Gain
- Newcastle United Sat 13th January
Dyer To Get Rid Of "Sick Note" Tag
- Newcastle United Sat 13th January
Fans Set To Turn On Shepherd!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th January
Emre Accused!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th January
Emre Faces Six Month Ban!
- Newcastle United Sat 13th January
Frenchman To Sign
- Newcastle United Fri 12th January
Following In Gazza's Footsteps?
- Newcastle United Fri 12th January
Ifs And Buts For Nicky
- Newcastle United Fri 12th January
Pav Loses Out
- Newcastle United Fri 12th January
What's Going At Birmingham?
- Newcastle United Fri 12th January
Never Mind Beckham ... Will We Sign ANYONE?
- Newcastle United Thu 11th January
Given Staying At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Thu 11th January
Ex-Toon Star In Surprise Move
- Newcastle United Thu 11th January
Ferdinand - Agent Trying To Tout His Player?
- Newcastle United Thu 11th January
Last Time We Visited White Hart Lane
- Newcastle United Wed 10th January
We're On Our Way To Tottenham
- Newcastle United Wed 10th January
Youngster Starts Toon Career
- Newcastle United Wed 10th January
Roeder: "I Owe No Favours!"
- Newcastle United Wed 10th January
FA Set To Decide Emre Future
- Newcastle United Wed 10th January
Toon Keeper Decides In Summer
- Newcastle United Tue 9th January
Will He ... Won't He? We We CARE?
- Newcastle United Tue 9th January
Toon Delighted With Cup Draw
- Newcastle United Tue 9th January
Who Is Behind Martins Rumour?
- Newcastle United Tue 9th January
Newcastle Flag Goes AWOL
- Newcastle United Tue 9th January
Wolves Laugh At Souness Bid!
- Newcastle United Tue 9th January
Toon/Brum v Reading
- Newcastle United Tue 9th January
You Cannot Fool Us Mr Roeder
- Newcastle United Mon 8th January
Dyer To Get One Over On Shearer
- Newcastle United Mon 8th January
Newcastle Get TV Date
- Newcastle United Mon 8th January
Charlton WILL Sell Bent
- Newcastle United Mon 8th January
Where's The Money Freddy?
- Newcastle United Mon 8th January
Toon FA Cup Draw
- Newcastle United Mon 8th January
Bruce Will Be Three Players Short For St James' Park
- Newcastle United Sun 7th January
Roeder: "We Should Have Finished Them Off"
- Newcastle United Sun 7th January
Arsenal Reject Stuns Newcastle
- Newcastle United Sun 7th January
Saints Star: "Newcastle Kid Themselves"!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th January
London Born ... But Geordie Pride!
- Newcastle United Sun 7th January
Newcastle To Ban Emre For Six Months?
- Newcastle United Sun 7th January
Team line-ups v Birmingham City
- Newcastle United Sat 6th January
Birmingham City 2 Newcastle United 2
- Newcastle United Sat 6th January
Bruce The Newcastle Fan
- Newcastle United Fri 5th January
Roeder Blasts Everton
- Newcastle United Fri 5th January
Come On Freddy ... Make A Move!
- Newcastle United Fri 5th January
Freddy Hanging Onto Dosh?
- Newcastle United Fri 5th January
Dyer Wants A Cup On The Open-Top Bus
- Newcastle United Fri 5th January
Parker Misses Out To Ronaldo
- Newcastle United Fri 5th January
Toon FA Cup Preview
- Newcastle United Thu 4th January
The Geordie Boy Who Turned Down The Toon!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th January
Man Utd Nip Ahead Of Newcastle
- Newcastle United Thu 4th January
Consortium Pull Out
- Newcastle United Thu 4th January
Toon Army On Their Travels
- Newcastle United Thu 4th January
Brum Fans To Target Toon Players?
- Newcastle United Thu 4th January
Howard Holds The Key To Emre Future
- Newcastle United Thu 4th January
Parker Suspended And Bramble Sent Home!
- Newcastle United Thu 4th January
Toon Defender In Dreamland
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd January
Roeder: "I'm A Greedy Person"
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd January
Fergie "Newcastle Deserved Point"
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd January
Roeder: "It's Man Utd's Title"
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd January
Butt Staying At Newcastle
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd January
Emre Waits On Everton
- Newcastle United Tue 2nd January
Team line-ups v Manchester United
- Newcastle United Mon 1st January
Newcastle United 2 Manchester United 2
- Newcastle United Mon 1st January