Newcastle United Mad News Archive

Kleberson move back on?
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
SMOGGIES GAME OFF
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Woodgate’s no racist – Sir Bobby
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Sven praise for Jenas
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Rumour based trivia question
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Speed misses out on comeback
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Keeper signs?
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Offiong joins Motherwell
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
"I'm Black and White" - Woodgate
- Newcastle United Fri 31st January
Woody coming to Toon
- Newcastle United Thu 30th January
Woodgate bid - official acceptance confirmed
- Newcastle United Thu 30th January
Spurs v Newcastle
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
Tel desperate for Fowler U-turn
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
Offiong returns
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
Nobby puts Toon first
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
More on the Woodgate-Fowler saga
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
Is van Buyten still the number one target?
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
Tottenham 0 Newcastle 1
- Newcastle United Wed 29th January
No new Fowler bid
- Newcastle United Tue 28th January
Shearer and Bellamy best in the Premiership
- Newcastle United Tue 28th January
Nobby is Sir Bobby’s number one
- Newcastle United Tue 28th January
Nik and Al frustrated by away form
- Newcastle United Tue 28th January
Woody deadline reported
- Newcastle United Tue 28th January
Four international call ups
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Van Gaal on the brink
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Gazza moves to China
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Villains
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Still no confirmation of Woodgate deal
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Sparrowhawk flies the nest
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Venables and Shepherd tell contrasting tales
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Barca axe coach
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Quinn set to make Blades move permanent
- Newcastle United Mon 27th January
Mexican defender linked
- Newcastle United Sun 26th January
Harper faces three-match ban
- Newcastle United Sat 25th January
Caldwell still hopes to win new deal
- Newcastle United Sat 25th January
Chelsea game re-arranged
- Newcastle United Sat 25th January
Shearer to get Spurs rest?
- Newcastle United Sat 25th January
Rumours rife about Woodgate
- Newcastle United Sat 25th January
Cort injury setback
- Newcastle United Fri 24th January
Dyer on Woodgate
- Newcastle United Fri 24th January
Back four win the game
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd January
Freddy must raise Kleberson bid
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd January
Keane wishes Man U had signed Shearer
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd January
Christanval says no
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd January
Kleberson deal dead?
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd January
Dyer's role in Woodgate deal
- Newcastle United Thu 23rd January
Djorkaeff shows no fear
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd January
JJ cool on title talk
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd January
Newcastle 1 Bolton 0
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd January
Venables furious over Woody 'sale'
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd January
Ronaldo backs Sir Bobby’s transfer bid
- Newcastle United Wed 22nd January
Brennan features in Ireland defeat
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
Wadsworth fails with Chopra bid
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
Toon scouts spotted in Italy
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
New Woodgate bid widely reported
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
Shearer warns against complacency
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
Titus promises to show true class
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
Freddy flies to Brazil
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
Double bid confirmed
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
Italian starlet on trial
- Newcastle United Tue 21st January
And we complain about Freddy Shepherd
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Praise for the defence
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Tino hits the headlines again
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
JJ makes the most of his chance
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Woodgate latest
- Newcastle United Mon 20th January
Caldwell wants first team spot
- Newcastle United Sun 19th January
Bellamy on title ambitions
- Newcastle United Sun 19th January
Hugo set for early return
- Newcastle United Sun 19th January
Mackems in deep trouble
- Newcastle United Sun 19th January
Sir Bobby on the return of Titus
- Newcastle United Sun 19th January
Dyer backs JJ for honours
- Newcastle United Sun 19th January
Champions League opponents thrashed
- Newcastle United Sun 19th January
Conflicting Woody stories
- Newcastle United Sun 19th January
Bargain Shearer does it again
- Newcastle United Sat 18th January
Newcastle 2 Manchester City 0
- Newcastle United Sat 18th January
Youngsters on international duty
- Newcastle United Fri 17th January
Woodgate bid back on?
- Newcastle United Fri 17th January
Dyer is World Cup winner?
- Newcastle United Fri 17th January
Given vows to improve
- Newcastle United Fri 17th January
Judas
- Newcastle United Fri 17th January
Howey’s praise for Bellamy
- Newcastle United Fri 17th January
Bez makes a winning comeback
- Newcastle United Fri 17th January
Rangers Under-21s v Newcastle Under-21s
- Newcastle United Fri 17th January
Newcastle v Man City
- Newcastle United Fri 17th January
No favours for King Kev
- Newcastle United Thu 16th January
Cort will fight for place
- Newcastle United Thu 16th January
Who’ll be the next captain?
- Newcastle United Thu 16th January
No Fowler for City
- Newcastle United Thu 16th January
Fergie gives us a chance
- Newcastle United Thu 16th January
Duncan disorderly accused of assaulting burglar
- Newcastle United Wed 15th January
Griffin will carry on tackling
- Newcastle United Wed 15th January
Speed back for Spurs
- Newcastle United Wed 15th January
Crespo ruled out of San Siro clash
- Newcastle United Wed 15th January
Latest on Le Championnat stars
- Newcastle United Wed 15th January
Red Devils join van Buyten race?
- Newcastle United Wed 15th January
Sir Bobby accepts Robert’s explanation
- Newcastle United Tue 14th January
Bramble’s reserve comeback
- Newcastle United Tue 14th January
Toon on course for JJ row?
- Newcastle United Tue 14th January
Marcelino's laughable outburst
- Newcastle United Tue 14th January
Nobby dropped for tactical reasons
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Hugo injury update
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Youngsters on West Ham stalemate
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
Robert denies newspaper interview
- Newcastle United Mon 13th January
JJ earns useful point
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Criminal bid fails
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Le big mouth strikes again
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Mackem arrested
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Viana sued by former agent
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
No Husin or Amoruso bids
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Bassedas Spain bound
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Smertin unlikely to arrive on Tyneside
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
Robert to be shown the exit door?
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
World Cup winner Newcastle bound?
- Newcastle United Sun 12th January
West Ham 2 Newcastle 2
- Newcastle United Sat 11th January
Sir Bobby on transfer frustration
- Newcastle United Fri 10th January
Bellamy signs new deal
- Newcastle United Fri 10th January
Bellamy on Hammers trip
- Newcastle United Fri 10th January
Early team News for West Ham
- Newcastle United Fri 10th January
Marcelino departs - good!
- Newcastle United Fri 10th January
Shearer wins player of the month award
- Newcastle United Fri 10th January
Eastern Europeans linked
- Newcastle United Fri 10th January
No van bid, but now Couto is linked
- Newcastle United Fri 10th January
Anti-Bowyer demo planned for Saturday
- Newcastle United Thu 9th January
Viana appointed Euro 2004 ambassador
- Newcastle United Thu 9th January
Bramble back for Hammers game
- Newcastle United Thu 9th January
Sir Bobby hits dead end
- Newcastle United Thu 9th January
Youngster signs new deal
- Newcastle United Wed 8th January
Battle of Britain
- Newcastle United Wed 8th January
Quinn back in the news
- Newcastle United Wed 8th January
Speed back in training
- Newcastle United Wed 8th January
No Dawson bid
- Newcastle United Wed 8th January
Sir Bobby bids for van Buyten?
- Newcastle United Wed 8th January
Bolton fixture confirmed
- Newcastle United Tue 7th January
Sir Bobby blows his top
- Newcastle United Tue 7th January
Reasons to be cheerful
- Newcastle United Tue 7th January
O’Brien on McCarthy
- Newcastle United Tue 7th January
LuaLua adds to criticism
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
Bellamy’s gesture upsets Wolves fans
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
Two plus two makes Alpay?
- Newcastle United Mon 6th January
Lack of effort gifts Wolves deserved victory
- Newcastle United Sun 5th January
Wolverhampton Wanderers 3 Newcastle 2
- Newcastle United Sun 5th January
More praise for Shearer
- Newcastle United Sat 4th January
Italians confirm Toon interest
- Newcastle United Sat 4th January
Dutchman interested in United move
- Newcastle United Sat 4th January
Quinn returns to Bramall Lane
- Newcastle United Sat 4th January
Kerr on debut
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd January
Cup opponents in disarray
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd January
O'Brien on title hopes
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd January
Robert denies journo attack
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd January
New target named
- Newcastle United Fri 3rd January
Back in the title hunt?
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
End Robert vendetta – Bellamy
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Work begins on new pitch
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Lua Lua misses out on award
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Praise but back to the bench for stand-ins
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Caldwell out for tactical reasons
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Sir Bobby refuses to comment on Woodgate rumours
- Newcastle United Thu 2nd January
Newcastle 1 Liverpool 0
- Newcastle United Wed 1st January