Strike Force Just Isn't Premier Quality

Last updated : 29 October 2019 By Footy Mad - Editor

Newcastle have scoring problems.

We all know that.

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But who, in that squad, is going to get us out of the relegation dogfight?

Steve Bruce: "We've invested in strikers, in the second half they were feeding off scraps. We need to do better to give the players at the top end of the pitch chances."

Almirón couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo. Yes he has speed like a dog out of the traps, but stick a ball in front of goal and he falls to pieces.

Joelinton is like an old cart horse, and never keeps up with play on the counter attack. Yedlin can break from defence, pass the striker struggling in midfield, and by the time he gets to the opposing box Joelinton has hardly got into a stride.

How much did Newcastle pay for that pair?