... the newspapers are working overtime trying to come up with new names.
After all, they have sports pages to fill and the moto "don't let the truth get in the way of a good story" is still alive and well.
You believe what you want to believe. We all know 95% of newspaper speculation is BOLLOX but we still cannot wait for the next "exclusive".
Today's garbage ... Newcastle target Romaric looks set to leave Sevilla after it was revealed that he will be left out of the side's pre-season tour of Costa Rica.
The Spanish side have lined up two friendlies in the north American country next month but it is unlikely that the midfielder will feature in either.
The 28-year-old, who is wanted by Newcastle, saw a proposed move to Trabzonspor fall through earlier this summer, leaving him in limbo.
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FOREWORD BY FAIRS CUP HERO JOHN McNAMEE
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