Keegan Keeps His Head Down And Ashley Brings In Orville The Duck!

While the 'Three Wise Monkeys' - Mike Ashley, Dennis Wise and Tony Jimenez are drinking in Dubai and allegedly acting like three larger louts - all the United fans can do is to hang on the words of managing director Derek Llambias when he said at Newcastle Airport last Saturday night: "We might have something to say during the week."

Ashley has called in former Football League chairman Keith Harris (isn't he the guy with Orville the duck?), who has successfully brokered the selling of a couple of clubs lately.