How We All Weep For The Slave With An Attitude Problem!

Last updated : 11 July 2008 By Footy Mad - Editor
Real Madrid supporter, FIFA president Sepp Blatter, says the Manc with the cheeky smile and dodgy wink is a subject of "modern slavery".

Is he trying to "fix" a deal for the youngster to move to Madrid? Probably!

When asked about the torturous transfer saga involving Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United and Real Madrid, Blatter insisted players should be allowed to play where they wanted.

So, according to the FIFA president, contracts are not worth the paper they are written on.

As for Twinkle Toes, well he seems to be doing everything in his power to pave the wave for a transfer:  "I agree with the comments of the president of FIFA. What he said is right," he told Portuguese channel TVI.

"At the moment there is no agreement with Real Madrid. We have to wait for the next few days to see, but I do not know where I will begin next season.

"This is all I have to say at the moment."