There is no guarantee there will be any household names on show ... and you never know ... take your boots and you may even get a game.
But I'm sure the Toon youngsters would be delighted to have your backing against the Monkey Hangers.
A cheap night out to treat the kids.
Sit at the back so the bairns cannot make out the player's faces ... then shout "Coloccini and Gutiérrez, get your arses into gear!" ... and the kids will think they're watching the real thing.