Ashton Will Score More Goals Than Owen! Oh Will He?

Last updated : 05 June 2008 By Footy Mad - Editor
It's the fans of minnows like Bolton, Wigan and West Ham that come out of the traps like rabid wolves after blood.

And today the Hammers have been hammering away because they don't like us Geordies pulling the piss out of "the new Alan Shearer" Dean Ashton ... who will NEVER be good enough to lace Shearer's boots!

Amongst others, West Ham fan Gemma Powell wants it known: "Dear editor what an absolute MUG!

"You are a mug. In my personal opinion you would love DEANO! at your club because you aint got much else there.  Plus lets see who scores most goals next season, Owen who is more interested in his horses or our boy, and why would you bother writing such an article in the first place."

Thank you Gemma for your e-mail. We shall be watching to see if your 'Shearer Wannabe' out-guns our 'stable boy'.

And we must also make an apology for suggesting Pablo Aimar was an "Argentinian" in yesterday's article.

Alan Devon says: "Argentinians is how you would describe a group of people from Argentina ..... one person is an Argentine.

"Your site could be a zillion times better. There is not enough Anti-Anal Oliver material.
 
"I'll give you a tip off though, I live in Holland still and I heard we are in for Klaas Jan Huntelaar, apparently Man U were looking at him but have now turned their attentions to Santa Cruz and Berbatov."

Once again our thanks to those that give us abuse, it is always appreciated. And if anyone knows a way of getting those horrible Mancs and Scousers to bite ... give us a few tips.