All week we've heard how Diego Maradona is a hero in Chilly Jocko Land because of his "hand of God" against the English, and how he will be seen as the modern day William Wallace up there amongst the tartan, heather and short-bread tins.

Argentina and Scotland meet in Glasgow on Wednesday, as some sort of celebration of everything anti-English.

God bless them, I say. Give then their 15 minutes of fame, then it's back to dreams of qualifying for the World Cup and Champions League.

Will our two stars feature ... Fabricio Coloccini and Jonas Gutierrez?

Only Maradona knows, but there is a chance at least one of the pair will play because Juan Roman Riquelme and Lionel Messi will be missing.