In recent years they have predicted John Terry, Ronaldo, David Beckham and half the Barcelona and Real Madrid sides were heading to Tyneside.
But I can promise you one thing ... Steve Brown (Sunday Sun) is well wide of the mark saying Paul Scholes is on his way.
A Bid For Scholes? We Haven't Even Got A Manager!
Sunday Sun: "NEWCASTLE are lining up a cheeky swoop for Paul Scholes.
"But the Magpies face competition for the Manchester United legend from Premier League outfits Bolton Wanderers and Stoke City.
"United are expected to appoint Alan Shearer as manager early this week, and will hand their new boss a £20 million transfer warchest."