Tuesday, 9th September 2008:
Ashley Could Wear His Spurs Shirt For Carling Cup Tie!	Tue 09 Sep
Having been told by the editors of Newcastle fanzines he is "not wanted" in the Newcastle end, club owner Mike Ashley could go back to his London roots and pull on his Spurs shirt and sit in the away end at SJP for the League Cup tie.

Shay Given Gives Warning!	Tue 09 Sep
Shay Given has warned his Republic of Ireland team-mates not to get too carried away by their opening World Cup qualifier victory over Georgia.

Newcastle Takeover Latest!	Tue 09 Sep
A spokesman for Indian businessman Anil Ambani has denied that he has launched a takeover bid for Newcastle.

Poyet - The Puppet With Strings Already Attached!	Tue 09 Sep
According to The Sun, Gus Poyet is on the brink of becoming Newcastle boss. And there is no need to put string on this puppet ... they are already attached!

Ashley Warned Top Keep Out Of The Toon End!	Tue 09 Sep
Mike Ashley has been BANNED from watching Newcastle by the Toon Army!

Clarkie Fears Hostility On Saturday!	Tue 09 Sep
Lee Clark has admitted he was stunned by the departure of Newcastle boss Kevin Keegan - and is not about to apply for a job at St James' Park.

Hull Arrive On Saturday ... BACKING Keegan!	Tue 09 Sep
Hull City boss Phil Brown, who has only been a full-time boss for three years, thinks Keegan did the right thing and insists that the manager should always have the final say where football-related decisions are concerned.

Toon Fans To Boycott The Boycott?	Tue 09 Sep
Toon supporters have been urged not to boycott Saturday's home game with Hull City and instead turn up to make their feelings known about Kevin Keegan's departure.

Former Toon Player Hits Out At 'Embarrassed' Reporters!	Tue 09 Sep
Former Toon defender Gary Caldwell has told the critics who hit out over Scotland's defeat by Macedonia that they should be "embarrassed" by their reaction.

End Of The Road For Terry Mac - He Leaves With His Head Held High!	Tue 09 Sep
Chris Hughton has been named caretaker manager of Newcastle following the departures of Terry McDermott and Adam Sadler.

Keegan Hadn't Heard Of Players HE Was Supposedly Signing!	Tue 09 Sep
According to The People, Kevin Keegan was told about proposed Newcastle signings ... and he had not even heard of the players before!

Another Spanish Boss Turns Down Newcastle!	Tue 09 Sep
Everything at St James' Park is Spanish these days. We have the Board bringing in players from the Spanish League, and Spanish managers being offered rich pickings at Newcastle ... if they don't interfere with team affairs.

Dennis Wise Above Zico? Doesn't It Make Yer Laugh!	Tue 09 Sep
Brazil legend Zico has revealed he would be interested in succeeding Kevin Keegan as Newcastle United manager ... and it seems ... even have Little Shit Dennis Wise hovering above him! AMAZING!

Should We (NUFC Fans) Laugh At Ourselves?	Tue 09 Sep
The jokes have been flying thick and fast ... and at times like these we have to have a thick skin and laugh in the face adversity.


Previously:
Why Did Wise Say: 'Keegan Has The Last Word'?	Mon 08 Sep
The war of words between Mike Ashley and Kevin Keegan continues today, with KK hitting back at Newcastle's statement over the weekend.

Bilic Won't Be Seen In A Wallsend Chip Shop This Week (At Least)	Mon 08 Sep
Well there's the first 'candidate' down ... Slaven Bilic has insisted he will not leave his post with Croatia to take over as manager at Newcastle United or West Ham.

Ashley's 'Wow Signing' Was All Lies!	Mon 08 Sep
Mike Ashley admits the club told Kevin Keegan "the club needs to work within financial constraints", so all his talk of a "wow signing" that was going to transform the club was utter BULLSHIT!

Ashley Will NOT Bring In A Manager!	Mon 08 Sep
Mike Ashley claims Kevin Keegan's replacement will be a coach rather than a manager ... so obviously he intends to run the show from his office.

No Indian Takeaway For Ashley!	Mon 08 Sep
Newcastle fans had high hopes Kevin Keegan could be back at St James's Park for a fourth time when rumour surfaced that an Indian billionaire was reportedly set to buy the club.

Shay Given Has Most To Lose With Keegan Departure!	Mon 08 Sep
The start of the World Cup qualifying campaign should have been enough for Shay Given to contend with, but not only does he face yet another injury problem before the match on Wednesday, but his Newcastle dream is in doubt.

Why Does Ashley Fear The Media - What Has He To Hide?	Mon 08 Sep
As Newcastle United starts a new week ... in TURMOIL ... Mike Ashley again refuses to stand up and be counted. WHY?

Owen Starts Player Backlash - Contract Talks Cancelled?	Mon 08 Sep
As we all know, Michael Owen gave Kevin Keegan a bashing in his book during their England days ... but he looks set to snub contract talks with Mike Ashey ... starting a player revolt!

Moyes Set To 'Do A Keegan'?	Mon 08 Sep
With Kevin Keegan and Alan Curbishley now departed from Newcastle and West Ham respectively, William Hill have installed David Moyes as 9/4 favourite to be the next to go:

Toon Fans Backing Keegan Return!	Mon 08 Sep
William Hill reported heavy backing for Kevin Keegan to be reinstated as the next permanent manager of the club and slashed his odds from 20/1 to 6/1 3rd favourite behind 3/1 favourite Gus Poyet and 4/1 shot, Didier Deschamps.

Shearer Warns Of 'Dangerous' Wise!	Mon 08 Sep
Alan Shearer has branded Dennis Wise's role at Newcastle as "dangerous".