Tuesday, 8th July 2008:
Who Will Wear The Toon Gloves?	Tue 08 Jul
Steve Harper finished the season with goalkeeper's gloves, but Shay Given is fit and ready for the battle.

Keegan Starts With Thread-Bare Squad!	Tue 08 Jul
Kevin Keegan was back on the training field on Monday but was forced to work what was left of his paper- thin squad for the first day of the pre-season programme.

Will Europa Cup Make Any Difference?	Tue 08 Jul
UEFA claim the UEFA Cup is likely to be rebranded the Europa Cup from the start of the 2009-10 season, in a bid to raise its profile.

Man Utd Will Be Ronaldo-Less For Toon Fixture!	Tue 08 Jul
As we reported last month ... Cristiano Ronaldo will miss the start of the new season after undergoing surgery on his right ankle.

That Newcastle Statement ...	Tue 08 Jul
New Newcastle managing director Derek Llambias insists speculation owner Mike Ashley is looking to sell the club is "utter nonsense".

Villa Confident Od Seeing Off Toon Offer!	Tue 08 Jul
Aston Villa are confident Chelsea midfielder Steve Sidwell will become their first summer signing - possibly within the next 48 hours - according to sources close to the midlands club.

Toon Ruled Out Of Arshavin Talks!	Tue 08 Jul
The agent of Zenit St Petersburg star Andrei Arshavin has revealed that he expects the playmaker to travel to England for transfer discussions "very soon" ... but he won't name any clubs.

Rumours Will Persist Until Ashley Improves His PR!	Tue 08 Jul
As expected ... Newcastle Utd FC today rubbished reports thay they could be bought out by a construction company run by the family of terrorist Osama bin Laden.

Would Sir Alex Give Barton Another Chance?	Tue 08 Jul
According to Sunderland Echo sports writer Graeme Anderson ... neither Man Utd nor Sunderland would give Joey Barton another chance.

Sunderland Could Hold Key To Ameobi Move!	Tue 08 Jul
We read today Wigan and Sunderland are leading the chase to persuade Everton manager David Moyes to sell striker Andrew Johnson. And if Johnson chooses the Mackems ... Wigan are said to have Shola Ameobi next in line.

Biggest Name In Football Linked With Newcastle!	Tue 08 Jul
Derek Fazackerley ... dubbed by Toon fans as "the biggest name in football" ... could be returning to St James' Park.


Previously:
Ramos Can Keep His Winger!	Mon 07 Jul
Tottenham Hotspur boss Juande Ramos says winger Aaron Lennon is not going to Newcastle. And I'm sure, now we've signed Jonas Gutierrez, I'm sure Kevin Keegan doesn't want him!

Don't Believe The Papers ... Carroll Is Going Nowhere!	Mon 07 Jul
Despite reports in today's media that Andy Carroll will be loaned out ... like he was last season ... are well wide of the mark.

Defender Finally Puts Pen To Paper!	Mon 07 Jul
Steven Taylor has finally signed a new deal - £35,000 per week - that keeps him at St James's Park.

Toon Join Elite!	Mon 07 Jul
The Magpies will take their place among the elite today when they join the European Club Association (ECA).

Ashley To Back Wonder-Kid?	Mon 07 Jul
Apparently "the future of British tennis is Laura Robson" ... and she could be backed by Newcastle United owner Mike Asley.

Player Who Longed To Be A Geordie Hero ... But Never Made It!	Mon 07 Jul
If Jonas Gutierrez is the "Spiderman" of football, Christian Bassedas was probably bumbling Clark Kent of super hero fame.

Replacement For Martins 'On The Back Burner'!	Mon 07 Jul
Obafemi Martins is ready to demand that United reopen talks on a new contract this week ... but Newcastle have already "discreetly" identified a striker they believe could fill his shoes.

Toon Story To Melt The Heart!	Mon 07 Jul
News is coming out about the trials and tribulations of new signing Jonas Gutierrez ... who overcame physical problems as a nipper ... and spent "three days and three nights inside a whale" ... ooops, wrong Jonah!

Adebayor The Key To Martin Move?	Mon 07 Jul
The future of Oba Martins seems to be in the hands of Arsenal striker Emmanuel Adebayor.

EXCLUSIVE: George Bush Seizes Control Of St James' Park!	Mon 07 Jul
A cutting report from our "guy abroad" ... Alan Devon.

Bin Laden Spotted In Scotswood Chip Shop!	Mon 07 Jul
For those of you who missed the amazing "Bin Laden to buy Toon" story in the Daily Mail ... here it is ...

Allardyce To Pay Barton's Wages?	Sun 06 Jul
Former Newcastle boss Sam Allardyce has urged the Magpies not to sack midfielder Joey Barton.

Ashley Speaks With Forked Tongue!	Sun 06 Jul
American investors InterMedia Partners claim they HAVE been approached about a possible takeover of Newcastle, despite the Magpies suggesting such talks never took place!

Arsenal And Chelsea Battle For Toon Target!	Sun 06 Jul
Zenit St Petersburg coach Dick Advocaat says Andrei Arshavin will not return to action for the club until he has made a decision on his future. But Newcastle is NOT on his list of potential clubs.