Saturday, 5th July 2008:
Toon Laugh Off 'Ridiculous' Bolton Offer!	Sat 05 Jul
Our Newcastle source today confirmed that Joey Barton will NOT be going to Bolton Wanderers.

Toon Look To Scandinavia For 'Playmaker'!	Sat 05 Jul
Newcastle are understood to be interested in Rosenborg's Norway international playmaker Per Ciljan Skjelbred.

Former Toon Star Hits Out At 'Divers'!	Sat 05 Jul
Stoke City captain and former Newcastle star Andy Griffin has blasted football's divers.

Absolute Nonsense ... Or The Truth?	Sat 05 Jul
Newcastle have dismissed as "absolute nonsense" claims that owner Mike Ashley is prepared to sell the club for £420million.

Toon Speculation A Dunne Deal!	Sat 05 Jul
Sadly for us Toon fans, Manchester City captain Richard Dunne has ended speculation about his future by signing a new four-year contract with the club.

Velez Sarsfield Wants Millions Off Newcastle For Jonas Gutierrez!	Sat 05 Jul
Velez Sarsfield are seeking between four and five million euros to allow Jonas Gutierrez to join Newcastle, according to the Argentinian side's president Alvaro Balestrini.

Cristiano Ronaldo Will Not Play Against Newcastle!	Sat 05 Jul
Good news for Newcastle United and their fans ... it is unlikely Cristiano Ronaldo will be in Manchester United's team that plays the Magpies on the opening day of the season.

Martins Has Rethink About Toon Career!	Sat 05 Jul
We told you last month that striker Obafemi Martins was "gutted" when Mike Ashley offered him to Liverpool after he had pledged his career to Newcastle.

Let's Talk Mr Ashley!	Sat 05 Jul
Our Toon reporter stationed in Holland, Alan Devon, suggests Newcastle owner Mike Ashley has some explaining to do.

Mackem Claims Toon Can Rule Out Qualifying Europe!	Sat 05 Jul
Life-long Sunderland fan, Chris Waddle, says Newcastle can rule out qualifying for Europe this coming campaign.

Mourinho Doubts Ability Of Toon Target!	Sat 05 Jul
Inter Milan manager Jose Mourinho has hinted that he is unlikely to join the race to sign Zenit St Petersburg forward Andrei Arshavin.

Former Toon Star Finally Gets His Wish!	Sat 05 Jul
Nottingham-born Andy Cole finally gets his wish and signs for his boy-hood heroes.


Previously:
Mackem Sends Bulgarian's To Toon!	Fri 04 Jul
Newcastle United are set to take a look at Levski Sofia youngsters Ivan Stoyanov and Ivan Goranov ahead of pre-season training.

Ameobi Rules Out Move Stateside!	Fri 04 Jul
Kevin Keegan will have an unexpected striker in his squad on Monday when the players return to training.

Toon Striker Ruled Out Of England Squad Because Of Injury!	Fri 04 Jul
Andy Carroll will miss out on England Under-19's European Championship finals after sustaining a heel injury.

Will Jonas Get Into Newcastle Top Ten Wingers?	Fri 04 Jul
Jonas Gutierrez isn't the first Argentine to sign for Newcastle United.

Milner - Will Be Go?	Fri 04 Jul
James Milner held crisis talks with Newcastle United when he heard Liverpool wanted him, but that interest seems to have died in recent weeks.

Ashley Future Under The Spotlight Again!	Fri 04 Jul
Toon owner Mike Ashley is today reported to be willing to sell Newcastle United - for £420m.

Former Toon Star Says Jonas Has The CV To Be A Hit!	Fri 04 Jul
Nobby Solano has tipped fellow South American Jonas Gutierrez to be a new Toon hero.

Keegan Won't 'Feed The Bear'!	Fri 04 Jul
With rumours today suggesting Mike Ashley is looking to sell Newcastle United, Kevin Keegan refused to answer questions put to him by the press.

Ferdinand Interest? We Told You Three Weeks Ago!	Fri 04 Jul
The London media is a little slow off the mark. Today they claim Newcastle Utd have shown an interest in Anton Ferdinand. We (Newcastle Utd Mad) told you that THREE WEEKS ago!

Bolton Cool On Barton Interest!	Thu 03 Jul
Having appeared in front of a judge for the third time this summer, Joey Barton will face Newcastle United's hierarchy as soon as he is released from jail.

Arshavin Is Heading To Premiership After All!	Thu 03 Jul
After insisting he wanted to play in Spain, long-time Newcastle United target Andrei Arshavin is today said to be on his way to Chelsea.

He's No Luque ... That Is Brilliant News!	Thu 03 Jul
Apparently Spanish reporters say Jonas Gutierrez is "no Albert Luque, but he doesn't score many goals".

Newcastle United's South American Legend!	Thu 03 Jul
Newcastle United's new Argentine winger Jonas Gutierrez joins a list of South Americans to have made the switch to Tyneside. The first was the late great George Robledo!