Thursday, 4th September 2008:
What Will Ashley Say In Reply To Keegan´s Statement?	Thu 04 Sep
Mike Ashley had better start facing the media ... and do it mighty quick. KevinKeegan has resigned as manager of Newcastle United after just eight months in charge and KK had this to say:

Sir Alex Ferguson - ´Wise Could Start A Fight In An Empty Room´!	Thu 04 Sep
Newcastle's capacity for self-destruction is frightening ... and we all expected the worst the day Dennis Wise set foot in our grand stadium.

Even The Council Backed Keegan!	Thu 04 Sep
Kevin Keegan has had his full of Mike Ashley and resigned ... but earlier in the day even the council gave KK their backing!

Ashley - WELCOME TO HELL!	Thu 04 Sep
Mike Ashley has finally driven Kevin Keegan out of Newcastle ... and let us see him get out from under the bed and face his public!

Keegan Goes - OFFICIAL!	Thu 04 Sep
Kevin Keegan has resigned as Newcastle manager.

Toon Fans Need To Be Vocal To Get Ashley Out Of Toon!	Thu 04 Sep
The Newcastle soap opera rumbled on as Tyneside awaited news on the position of manager Kevin Keegan ... but the fans need to be vocal to get Mike Ashley to sell ... because staying away will do no good.

Kevin Keegan To Quit For Good?	Thu 04 Sep
The Times reports Kevin Keegan is facing an acrimonious end to his long association with Newcastle United this morning and the prospect of a multi-million-pound wrangle over compensation.

Ashley Back In Toon For More Crisis Talks!	Thu 04 Sep
Kevin Keegan's future as Newcastle manager remains in doubt, but Mike Ashley has returned to Newcastle to hold talks.

Keegan Will Return Only If Wise Goes!	Thu 04 Sep
Kevin Keegan is standing firm ... according to reports, Keegan has told Ashley that if Wise is dismissed he will stay at St James' Park.

Keegan Could Still Be First To Be Sacked!	Thu 04 Sep
The bookies had a problem yesterday, when West Ham sacked Alan Curbishley. Was Kevin Keegan the first to be sacked?

Former Toon Striker Tips Everton To Break Top Four!	Thu 04 Sep
Former Newcastle striker Louis Saha believes his fledgling partnership with Ayegbeni Yakubu can force Everton into the Premier League's top four.

Roeder Calls Newcastle A Tragedy!	Thu 04 Sep
As if we didn´t know already, former Toon boss Glenn Roeder is looking on at events at St James´Park wondering what the hell is going on.

Club In Limbo As Keegan Stands Firm!	Thu 04 Sep
Kevin Keegan missed training for a third successive day with no official explanation from the club for his absence.


Previously:
One Reason Dennis Wise Will Never Be A Hero At Newcastle!	Wed 03 Sep
It appears our NU-Mad article today on Dennis Wise has been picked up worldwide ... and it was reproduced in tonight´s newspaper in Spain!

Redknapp Turns The Screw At St James´Park!	Wed 03 Sep
Despite what was reported yesterday, Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp has denied Joey Barton was a target on transfer-deadline day.

Bookies In A Spin! Who Was First Out - Keegan Or Curbishley?	Wed 03 Sep
Bookies today find themselves in a strange position now Alan Curbishley has been sacked by West Ham. Was Kevin Keegan first out the door?

Toon Try And Cover Up Tracks?	Wed 03 Sep
After a day of intense speculation over Kevin Keegan´s position at St James´Park, the Magpies have reiterated that the Toon boss has not been sacked, nor has he resigned.

Even Fat Fred Gets In On The Act!	Wed 03 Sep
Freddy Shepherd admitted he was "very sorry" to see Keegan's second stint as Magpies manager come to an end ... even though the club have since said he is staying.

The Bookies Have A Ball! Big Sam For Toon?	Wed 03 Sep
Oh dear me ... the bookies have thrown together a list of candidates for Kevin Keegan´s job.

Milner The Cause Of The Madness?	Wed 03 Sep
I woke up this morning and thought Newcastle was in the middle of an earthquake! But no ... it was just the whole of the country laughing at us!

Dennis Wise - The Cuckoo In The Nest At St James´Park!	Wed 03 Sep
I will make to excuses here ... I CANNOT STAND Dennis Wise! He joins a small list of players who have in previous years verbally abused the Geordie fans and the Geordie nation ... and the day he leaves this club will be a grand day.

Keegan Wanted German Star But Wise Xisco!	Wed 03 Sep
Kevin Keegan is being forced out of Newcastle after a bitter rift with transfer boss Dennis Wise ... after a a deadline day plan to sell Michael Owen, Joey Barton and Alan Smith.

Former Toon Stars Queue To Tell Ashley To ´Sort It´!	Wed 03 Sep
John Beresford was on SKY Sports yesterday telling Mike Ashley: "Whatever he has done here (sacking Kevin Keegan), he had better change it. For the sake of Newcastle United!"

Toon Legend Blast For Ashley!	Wed 03 Sep
Former Newcastle winger Chris Waddle has questioned whether owner Mike Ashley is fully committed to Newcastle United.

Did Keegan Have Signings From The Spanish League Forced On Him?	Wed 03 Sep
Kevin Keegan allegedly made a list of players he wanted to sign, then set off on his summer holidays confident at least one or two would arrive at St James´Park.