Friday, 31st July 2009:
Sir Bobby - The Life And Times!	Fri 31 Jul
Sir Bobby Robson died today aged 79.

Sir Bobby Robson 1933-2009	Fri 31 Jul
Former Newcastle manager Sir Bobby Robson died today aged 76. Sir Bobby fought his fifth bout of cancer to the end ... but lost the fight today.

Under Fire Toon Keeper Gets Move!	Fri 31 Jul
Bristol Rovers have clinched the loan signing of Newcastle's under-fire goalkeeper Fraser Forster. Forster had a nightmare in the defeat at Orient last weekend.

'A Little Bit Of Stick' For Toon Star!	Fri 31 Jul
Alan Smith shrugged off the boos from Leeds United fans, saying: "A little bit of stick never hurt anyone!"

Humiliation For Former Toon Star!	Fri 31 Jul
We reported on Mark McGhee's European dream yesterday ... but today he's got his head in his hands.

Mackem Sand-Dancer Back In Toon!	Fri 31 Jul
Can I ask you a question dear NewcastleUtd-Mad readers .... does Hull boss Phil Brown get on yer tits? Cos he bloody well gets on mine!

Toon v Rest Of The World!	Fri 31 Jul
Steven Taylor says - if players are not committed to the cause - quit St James' Park!


Previously:
The Two Once Mighty Powers Play Out Draw!	Thu 30 Jul
Two sides wallowing in self pity ... played a 0-0 draw at SJP last night in front of a sparse crowd that have seen better days from their clubs.

Toon Players Turn On Beye!	Thu 30 Jul
According to reports in the Chronicle .... Habib Beye played a central part in a heated dressing-room discussion at Leyton Orient in the aftermath of the 6-1 walloping in the capital.

Ashley Has Had Enough - He Let's The Money-Grabbers Go!	Thu 30 Jul
Mike Ashley said at the end of last season: "No player will leave until a new manager is appointed". But it seems he's had enough tears from the 'money-grabbers' who want to leave SJP.

Former Toon Star Longs For European Days Again!	Thu 30 Jul
Former Toon striker Mark McGhee is longing for the glory nights he enjoyed as an Aberdeen player. His side tackle Sigma Olomouc in the Europa League tonight (Thursday evening).

Arabs Give Warm Welcome To Toon Fans!	Thu 30 Jul
An e-mail from Dundee Utd : We at The Centenary Bar in Dundee would like to invite the Toon Army to the Bar this Sunday from 12:30 where you can enjoy a great pre-match atmosphere with drinks promos etc.

Keegan Return To Newcastle?	Thu 30 Jul
One group reported to be interested in Newcastle is headed by Dubai tycoon Sirous Mahjoob, who has claimed he wants to bring Kevin Keegan back to St James' Park for a third spell as manager.

Is Llambias Pulling Our Plonker?	Thu 30 Jul
He has not told us an ounce of truth so far, so is managing director Derek Llambias pulling our plonker when he says the club could be in the hands of new owners next week?

Ashley Was Clueless From The Start!	Thu 30 Jul
Former Newcastle boss Jim Smith, who was less than complimentary to the club in his infamous autobiography, has described Mike Ashley's handling of the club as "a crime".

Toon Fans Consortium!	Thu 30 Jul
An e-mail we received that maybe of interest to Toon fans ...

More Leeds Fans Than Geordies Tonight?	Wed 29 Jul
There could be a one-off situation tonight ... with St James' Park seeing more away fans than home supporters.

Mike Ashley - Still Hiding Under The Bed!	Wed 29 Jul
Tyneside is in turmoil; there is talk of the club going into adminstration; players considering a revolt; Alan Shearer returning to MOTD; mugs in the city wearing 'custard & mustard' shirts ... AND STILL MIKE ASHLEY SAYS NOWT!

At Least We Have One Striker Happy!	Wed 29 Jul
Oba Martins is looking for a move to Germany and we hear Alan Smith and Shola Ameobi are interesting one or two of the relegation-threatened Premiership sides ... but one Toon striker has a smile on his face.

Toon To Fall Into Administration?	Wed 29 Jul
Would Mike Ashley seriously do the dirty on the Geordies who are baying for his blood ... and put Newcastle United into administration ... seeing the club start the season with -10 points?

Fergie Says Owen Is Not A Risk!	Wed 29 Jul
Considering Manchester United have not paid a penny for Michael Owen, is is hardly a shock to hear Sir Alex Ferguson say: "Owen is not a risk". If he is shite ... what have Man Utd lost? NOWT!

McMahon Wolf In Sheep's Clothing?	Wed 29 Jul
Despite reports yesterday that they didn't have the funds to buy Newcastle ... the Profitable Group have refused to confirm they are no longer in the running to buy out Mike Ashley.

Hughton Defends Missing Toon Star!	Tue 28 Jul
Sebastien Bassong's non-appearance in Newcastle United's pre-season programme has had many Toon fans thinking the defender will be first out of the door when a manager is appointed.

'Shearer Gaff' Referee Set For £57,000?	Tue 28 Jul
Let's admit it, Premiership referee Uriah Rennie has a past history with Newcastle United. I'm not saying he is 'bent' ... because that would bring lawyers knocking on our door ... but I'm sure you understand.

Toon Star Says Players Won't Get Quick Exit!	Tue 28 Jul
Danny Guthrie says the 'want-away' star internationals who are looking for a road of of St James' Park had better start looking to start the season in 'mustard and custard'.