Thursday, 3rd July 2008:
Bolton Cool On Barton Interest!	Thu 03 Jul
Having appeared in front of a judge for the third time this summer, Joey Barton will face Newcastle United's hierarchy as soon as he is released from jail.

Arshavin Is Heading To Premiership After All!	Thu 03 Jul
After insisting he wanted to play in Spain, long-time Newcastle United target Andrei Arshavin is today said to be on his way to Chelsea.

He's No Luque ... That Is Brilliant News!	Thu 03 Jul
Apparently Spanish reporters say Jonas Gutierrez is "no Albert Luque, but he doesn't score many goals".

Newcastle United's South American Legend!	Thu 03 Jul
Newcastle United's new Argentine winger Jonas Gutierrez joins a list of South Americans to have made the switch to Tyneside. The first was the late great George Robledo!

£10,000 Fine As Beye Says 'You Won't Get The Ball Off Me'!	Thu 03 Jul
Blackburn have been fined and warned as to their future conduct by the Football Association for 'failing to control their players' against Newcastle in March.

David Silva And David Villa Heading To St James' Park!	Thu 03 Jul
Newcastle play Valencia in a pre-season fixture at St James' Park and it seems it will be a star-studded event.

Toon Target Headbutt's The Ref!	Thu 03 Jul
As though we haven't had enough grief with the antics of Joey Barton ... French defender Aristote Lusinga (a Newcastle target last season) has been sanctioned to a one-year ban plus a one-year suspended sentence.

Everton Strike Deal With Newcastle!	Thu 03 Jul
Compensation has finally been sorted and Everton are expected to name Steve Round as their new assistant manager on Thursday.

Frenchman Hits Out At Newcastle!	Thu 03 Jul
Former Man City player Ousmane Dabo has described Joey Barton as a "coward" and criticised Newcastle for lacking "ethics and morals".

Smiles Are Back On Geordie Faces!	Thu 03 Jul
It has been a summer of discontent ... make no doubt about it! Joey Barton dragging the name of Newcastle into the gutter; ticket prices going up 10%; and no big signings. Then all of a sudden ... the sun comes out!

Toon Face Legal Battle With Mallorca!	Thu 03 Jul
Jonas Gutierrez has signed for Newcastle, but he leaves behind one bitter club ... and we have to go there for a pre-season friendly!

Gutierrez ... The New Ginola?	Thu 03 Jul
Kevin Keegan says he wants to bring the thrills back to St James' Park by re-living the excitement of the mid-1990s by making Argentina winger Jonas Gutierrez his first summer signing.

Toon Fans Clean Out Newcastle Shops!	Thu 03 Jul
Newcastle have signed Jonas Gutierrez from Real Mallorca, known as "Spiderman" because places a Spiderman mask on his face for goal celebrations.


Previously:
Former Toon Player Accused Of Contempt Of Court!	Wed 02 Jul
Former Toon defender Sylvain Distin has been ordered to attend court to explain his failure to appear at Joey Barton's trial to give evidence.

Duff For Sunderland - Latest News!	Wed 02 Jul
Damien Duff could yet sign for Sunderland as the Mackems step up their interest in the former Chelsea winger.

Toon Target Heading To West Ham!	Wed 02 Jul
Barcelona striker Eidur Gudjohnsen has ruled out a move to Newcastle saying he wants a move to London, and according to Spanish press reports, he will be a West Ham player next season.

Smogs In Bitter Battle With Man Utd!	Wed 02 Jul
Sir Alex Ferguson has told a court how a former player, seeking multi-million pound damages over a "negligent" tackle, was "A-class".

Roeder Gives Up On Ameobi - Despite Having The Dosh!	Wed 02 Jul
With lifelong Canaries Peter Cullum willing to plough £20m into Norwich City's coffers, Glenn Roeder now has the financial clout to compete in the race for Shola Ameobi's signature. But he has pulled out of the race.

Taylor Gives Warning To Toon Star!	Wed 02 Jul
Joey Barton must banish the "demons" that have led him "completely off the rails" and into jail, says Professional Footballers' Association chief executive Gordon Taylor has warned.

Toon Money Will Not Tempt Rangers Star!	Wed 02 Jul
Kevin Keegan target Carlos Cuellar is not motivated by money. His agent insists there is no need for Rangers to give their star Spaniard a new contract ... despite the offer of a higher wage at St James' Park.

Toon Hope For Good Start At Old Trafford!	Wed 02 Jul
Newcastle have started the last two Premiership campaigns with a win on the opening day of the season. Can they continue that good run at Old Trafford? A reminder of our last three seasons ...

Youngster Feels Benefit From Move To Newcastle!	Wed 02 Jul
Ben Tozer, the 18-year-old signed from Swindon Town in January, says he is already " fitter and stronger" after moving to Newcastle.

Everton Ready To Pay Up!	Wed 02 Jul
Everton believe they can solve a compensation row with Newcastle to allow Steve Round to be appointed as assistant manager at Goodison Park this week.

Barton A Tinder-Box Ready To Blow And Toon Army Are Waiting For Him!	Wed 02 Jul
Joey Barton was spared jail for attacking a team-mate in a training ground row, and now his Newcastle future is up in the air.

Can We Coax Any Of Europe's Top Ten Most Wanted?	Wed 02 Jul
What did you think of Euro 2008? Any player you fancy for the Toon?