Thursday, 11th September 2008:
Take Our Advice Paul Ince ... And Stay At Blackburn!	Thu 11 Sep
Although it seems unlikely ... Dennis Wise does have friends (allegedly) ... and one of them, Paul Ince has, emerged as a shock contender for the Newcastle United manager's job.

Former England Star Backs Keegan (Does ANYONE Back Ashley?)	Thu 11 Sep
The former Newcastle United midfielder John Barnes believes Kevin Keegan was right to leave if transfers had been carried out without his consent.

Northumbria Police Draft In Extra Bodies To Deal With Protest!	Thu 11 Sep
Mike Ashley and Dennis Wise have decided to give Saturday's fixture a miss ... and I'm sure Northumbria Police are delighted.

Ashley Will Continue 'Wall Of Silence'!	Thu 11 Sep
Mike Ashley has steadfastly refused to discuss the future of Newcastle United as he believes the club is HIS business and NO concern of the fans!

England Lift The Gloom ... And No Brolly For Capello!	Thu 11 Sep
Troubled times at St James' Park, but the Tyneside pubs were bouncing last night as England produced a five star performance to lift the gloom ... for one night at least.

Wise Has The Job To Pick The Manager!	Thu 11 Sep
Considering Mike Ashley told invited ex-sponsors (who were refusing to pay for corporate boxes at SJP) that Dennis Wise was "below Kevin Keegan and his job is to bring in young talent" ... Wise seems to have been promoted!

Owen To Buy A Monkey Called 'Bubbles'?	Thu 11 Sep
Today's report that Michael Owen plans to build a Michael Jackson-type £12m wonderland theme park on the Costa del Sol in the grounds of his new luxury retreat ... is a bit worrying.

Come On Bob Moncur - Get Behind The FANS!	Thu 11 Sep
As always when the shit hits the fan, those employed by NUFC tell the fans to "get behind the team" ... but I would - for once - tell them to forget about their payt packet and GET BEHIND THE FANS!

Can You Imagine Guus Hiddink Being A Puppet To Dennis Wise?	Thu 11 Sep
Mike Ashley's search for a successor to Kevin Keegan has gone global ... according to the Daily Telegraph ... not that they have any proof, of course. Do they ever?

Gutierrez Injury Adds To Newcastle's Problems!	Thu 11 Sep
Newcastle midfielder Jonas Gutierrez suffered a shoulder injury during Argentina's draw with Peru on Wednesday night.

We Must 'Stand United' On Saturday!	Thu 11 Sep
One NU-Mad reader has voiced his opinion on the protests on Saturday ...

Ashley & Wise - Come And Face The Music!	Thu 11 Sep
Mike Ashley yesterday refused to answer questions about the future of the club as he faced the shareholders at his company's AGM.


Previously:
Venables Linked With Newcastle Move!	Wed 10 Sep
Middlesbrough brought in Terry Venables when times were hard at the Riverside ... but GOD FORBID ... he's not coming to Newcastle (is he?).

Llambas Wants O'Leary As Manager?	Wed 10 Sep
Obviously speculation is taking over Tyneside after the walk out of Kevin Keegan, and the latest name linked with KK's old post is David O'Leary!

That Toon Bench Looks Frightening!	Wed 10 Sep
Mike Ashley (who won't be at St James' Park ... and nor will Dennis Wise) will have Chris Hughton and Richard Money running the team from the bench on Saturday. One has no experience ... and the other managed Walsall!

Toon v Tigers - Our Last Meeting!	Wed 10 Sep
Dean Marney's first-half strike settled a tame affair in Hull's favour in a pre-season friendly at the KC Stadium last season.

Ian Rush Remembers Toon v Hull With Fond Memories!	Wed 10 Sep
The last time Hull City came to St James' Park, Welsh international striker Ian Rush equalled Geoff Hurst's League Cup goalscoring record!

Shay Given Told To LEAVE Newcastle!	Wed 10 Sep
Ireland boss Giovanni Trapattoni has told Shay Given he would be better off away from Newcastle United.

Chris Hughton Thrown In At The Deep End!	Wed 10 Sep
Newcastle United caretaker boss Chris Hughton has called on his players to ignore what goes on in the crowd (if there IS one) on Saturday, and stick together.

Keegan Gets Backing From 3,000 Miles Away!	Wed 10 Sep
Toronto FC coach, and former Toon assistant manager John Carver, says he would have done the same as Kevin Keegan and leave Newcastle United.

Ashley And Wise Won't Attend Hull City Match!	Wed 10 Sep
Fearing the massive demonstration planned prior to Newcastle United's Premiership clash with Hull City ... Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley and Dennis Wise have decided to give it a miss!

Back The 'No More Geordie Cash for Ashley' Campaign!	Wed 10 Sep
Against Bolton Wanderers, Newcastle United had the lowest attendance for a Premiership game since the ground was redeveloped, and that is just the start of the problems!

Ashley Facing War On Two Fronts!	Wed 10 Sep
Mike Ashley and the Northumbria police are bracing themselves for a difficult day on Saturday, but the Toon owner is under pressure on a second front today after a shareholder action group attacked his company's pay plans.

Poyet Speculation Takes Another Twist!	Wed 10 Sep
Tottenham first-team coach Gus Poyet has insisted there is "nothing at all" in reports linking him to the vacant Newcastle manager's job ... when asked if would consider the job he gave a swift "no comment".

Wise Will Pick The Next Newcastle Manager!	Wed 10 Sep
Out of work, sat twiddling his thumbs, you would have thought Newcastle target Didier Deschamps would jump at the chance to manage (errrr ... be Mike Ashley's puppet) on Tyneside.