Friday, 11th July 2008:
Arsenal Speculation? We Can Tell Shay Where It Came From!	Fri 11 Jul
Shay Given has committed his future to Newcastle saying "I don't know the Arsenal speculation came from." We can tell him.

Will Someone (With Money) Give Ashley A Hand?	Fri 11 Jul
Mike Ashley has finally broken his vow of silence ... to tell us ... well ... not a lot really. (But don't mention Spurs!)

Cameroon Youngster On His Way To Newcastle!	Fri 11 Jul
Newcastle United have reportedly offered Metz defender Sébastien Bassong a trial.

NEW SIGNING! But What Do Bolton Know That We Don't?	Fri 11 Jul
According to reports from Merseyside, Newcastle look set to sign midfielder Danny Guthrie after they agreed a fee with Liverpool.

'Quality - Not Quantity Will See Us Through' Says Toon Defender!	Fri 11 Jul
Steven Taylor says the Newcastle squad is small ... but full of class players.

Charlie Boy 'Dreaming' Of Jellied Eels And Pearly Queens!	Fri 11 Jul
As if we didn't know already, Charles N'Zogbia says he is "dreaming" of signing for Arsenal or Tottenham Hotspur.

How We All Weep For The Slave With An Attitude Problem!	Fri 11 Jul
Does twinkle-toes Cristiano Ronaldo gets on your "threepenny bits"?

Bolton Fans Name The Man Spreading Junk About The Toon!	Fri 11 Jul
"Joey Barton for Bolton" we were told last week ... but never for one second believed it. Now Bolton fans have named the man spreading the rumours!

Will Barton Have To Play Wearing A Tag?	Fri 11 Jul
According to reports today ... Kevin Keegan, once again, says he is determined to stand by troubled Joey Barton when he eventually leaves jail. But KK has said nothing since the player was put behind bars.

How We Miss What We've Lost!	Fri 11 Jul
The UEFA Intertoto Cup third round lineup will be completed this weekend with the likes of RC Deportivo La Coruña, SSC Napoli and Aston Villa FC awaiting the results of the 14 second legs.

Would Crouch Have Signed For Newcastle If .... ?	Fri 11 Jul
Just for the fun of it ... let's just say Harry Redknapp had said "yes" to Mike Ashley's offer back in January. Do you follow? Now then ... would Newcastle have signed Peter Crouch?

Keegan Will Not Let Striker Leave!	Fri 11 Jul
Andy Carroll says he is willing to go out on loan again ... if Kevin Keegan wishes. But KK wants the youngster in the thick of the action at St James' Park.

Toon Legend Says We Are In A Worse Mess Than 1992!	Fri 11 Jul
Rob Lee gave the Chronicle a bold and honest interview, but I think he is well wide of the mark suggesting the Magpies are in a worse state NOW than they were when Kevin Keegan took over in 1992.

Toon A Step Closer - Larsson Wants Out!	Fri 11 Jul
Newspaper reports are claiming that Newcastle are a step closer to signing Seb Larsson, as the player announces he wants to leave the Blues this summer.


Previously:
Newcastle Fixture Change!	Thu 10 Jul
A Newcastle United XI will take on Newcastle Blue Star on Tuesday, August 12 at Kingston Park (7pm).

The Perfect Start To Toon Campaign!	Thu 10 Jul
If you want the perfect start to a league campaign ... what better team to "stick it up" ... than the Mackems?

Smog City Or Toon? How Long To Decide?	Thu 10 Jul
I am unfortunate enough to travel through Middlesbrough at least twice a week, and the main priority is to hold my breath and get through the place in 7.8 seconds.

Keegan Wants Quick Sale For Ameobi!	Thu 10 Jul
In an effort to get Shola Ameobi off the wage bill ... Newcastle United are ready to drop their asking price for the striker.

McClaren To Blame For Toon Boss Disaster!	Thu 10 Jul
Mike Ashley's company is in free-fall ... adding more fuel to the fire that he will listen for offers for Newcastle United!

Toon Offer No Excuses - It's The Italian Way!	Thu 10 Jul
Kevin Keegan has always said of professional footballers: 'skill can diversify but there is no excuse for lack of fitness'.

Family Heartache For Keegan!	Thu 10 Jul
Kevin Keegan's nephew has been found dead in a Doncaster hotel.

Jaaskelainen's Toon Hopes Died When Sam Was Sacked!	Thu 10 Jul
Had Sam Allardyce still been at Newcastle ... the betting is ... Shay Given would be an Arsenal player now.

Larsson Knows The Score With Newcastle!	Thu 10 Jul
The agent of Sebastian Larsson says the Birmingham midfielder has been offered terms by Newcastle ... but he wants to keep his options open.

O'Neill Gets One Over On Keegan!	Thu 10 Jul
Martin O'Neill has told of his frustration at Newcastle's reluctance to let James Milner join Aston Villa, and the Villa boss has made every effort for TWO YEARS to sign the England Under-21 international.

West Brom Back In For Ameobi?	Thu 10 Jul
West Bromwich Albion forward Kevin Phillips has signed a two-year contract with Birmingham, and Albion are again linked with a move for Shola Ameobi.